Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2006 Let's talk about this fresh-faced youngster. I suspect he likes me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Report post Posted June 3, 2006 What? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Report post Posted June 3, 2006 My confusion is not over if I like you or not, (you seem pretty nice), my confision is over you starting this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2006 Fuck you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2006 I'm very sensitive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Report post Posted June 3, 2006 I said you seem pretty nice, douche. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2006 This thread needs Inc telling us what song he is listening to and what he thinks of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Report post Posted June 3, 2006 I see you browsing this forum, Incandenza, and if you're not gonna talk you can just keep your comments to yourself next time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2006 A former girlfriend of mine is slowly encroaching on my current social circle. What gives her the right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Report post Posted June 3, 2006 This thread needs Inc telling us what song he is listening to and what he thinks of it. Personally, I don't give a shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2006 A former girlfriend of mine is slowly encroaching on my current social circle. What gives her the right? bitches be trippin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2006 Girls are horrible. And awesome. Quite a dichotomy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Report post Posted June 3, 2006 You're a dichotomy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BUTT 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2006 A former girlfriend of mine is slowly encroaching on my current social circle. What gives her the right? Is it the Mexican who Czech caused you to break up with? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2006 No, and Czech caused her to dump me, which I've never forgiven him for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2006 did you get to put it in her ass before she dropped you? I know it was a goal of your's Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2006 No! It's funny, I don't even enjoy anal, yet I want to try it with every girl I bone. The appeal of forbidden fruit never dies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest StylesMark Report post Posted June 3, 2006 I'm eating a Nathan's Hot Dog. Whaddaya think of that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Box Report post Posted June 3, 2006 I'm eating a Nathan's Hot Dog. Whaddaya think of that? Yikes, the local Nathan's shut down due to health hazards. I hope you have better luck! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2006 No! It's funny, I don't even enjoy anal, yet I want to try it with every girl I bone. Are you straightforward in asking for it, or do you try the "Oops, I don't know that got there" bit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Failed Bridge 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2006 last night I dreamt that I was fucking the really hot blonde girl that does expo right in the ass and she turned into a centaur. Once realising she had a horse's ass I somehow flew away. What does this all mean? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2006 No! It's funny, I don't even enjoy anal, yet I want to try it with every girl I bone. Are you straightforward in asking for it, or do you try the "Oops, I don't know that got there" bit Straightforward; you'd have to have a pretty small dick or the girl would have to have a large, gaping asshole for a sneak attack to work. And if she does possess such a cavernous maw, she's probably willing to take it in the shit vent. Again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2006 you'd have to have a pretty small dick or the girl would have to have a large, gaping asshole for a sneak attack to work. I'm sure that probably hasn't prevented scores of men from attempting it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2006 My confusion is not over if I like you or not, (you seem pretty nice), my confision is over you starting this thread. Take a look, HB. This is basically every thread in No Holds Barred. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2006 I'm sure Inc.'s room is spinning right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted June 3, 2006 My confusion is not over if I like you or not, (you seem pretty nice), my confision is over you starting this thread. Take a look, HB. This is basically every thread in No Holds Barred. You presume he's unfamiliar with NHB as is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster Report post Posted June 4, 2006 You're all dichotomies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2006 Time to post an old internet cliche Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2006 No! It's funny, I don't even enjoy anal, yet I want to try it with every girl I bone. Are you straightforward in asking for it, or do you try the "Oops, I don't know that got there" bit Straightforward; you'd have to have a pretty small dick or the girl would have to have a large, gaping asshole for a sneak attack to work. And if she does possess such a cavernous maw, she's probably willing to take it in the shit vent. Again. Why a sneak attack? Just boldly put your dick in her ass. If she asks why, tell her that you are gauging her "girlfriend potential" by her reaction. If it is anything other than enjoyment, just shake your head and mutter to yourself when you take it out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2006 The problem here is you assume your dick will easily fit into her anus. You just can't slip it in there like a finger up a nose—it's far too tight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
