Ann Coulter attacks 9/11 widows

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Butter.

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ADAM CAROLLA: Ann Coulter, who was suppose to be on the show about an hour and a half ago, is now on the phone, as well. Ann?

 

ANN COULTER: Hello.

 

CAROLLA: Hi Ann. You’re late, babydoll.

 

COULTER: Uh, somebody gave me the wrong number.

 

CAROLLA: Mmm… how did you get the right number? Just dialed randomly — eventually got to our show? (Laughter in background)

 

COULTER: Um, no. My publicist e-mailed it to me, I guess, after checking with you.

 

CAROLLA: Ahh, I see.

 

COULTER: But I am really tight on time right now because I already had a —

 

CAROLLA: Alright, well, get lost.

 

[Crosstalk in the studio]

 

CAROLLA: I’m tight on time, too, and I don’t have time for bitches, so let’s move on.

 

[…]

 

[inaudible] Tight on time… Go f- yourself, you’re tight on time.

 

Female co-host (Teresa Strasser or Sarah Silverman?): I say this to Ann Coulter. Why the long face? (Laughter)

 

CAROLLA: Listen, you bitch, don’t call in an hour and a half late and tell me you’re “tight on time.” Of course you’re tight on time, you’re an hour and a half God-damn late calling into a radio show. Just take your stupid book and go pitch it to your stupid cable outlets.

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This is only 1/1000th of the media backlash against her I was hoping for, but I guess it'll have to do.

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I wish more radio/TV hosts talked to their guests like that

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Only if they deserve it.

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Quite a few tools promoting their utter piece of shite movies/books/whatever do deserve it, and I hate it when the host is all like "So tell me more about this fascinating work of yours! *slurp*"

 

Of course, the host is probably getting some money on the side for assisting the promotion, so you can forgive them for being equally toolish

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i love Carolla. any audio clips?

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http://www.wonkette.com/politics/movies/co...iage-189845.php

 

Coulter Comes Out Against Gay Clinton Marriage

 

You can only bash 9/11 widows for so long before your book starts slip-sliding down the charts. Solution: Call Bill Clinton gay. A source from “The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch” handed us this transcript from tonight’s 10 pm ET show, during which Deutsch notes that Coulter was talking about Bill Clinton off the air and goads her into repeating what she said.

 

Ms. COULTER: I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of latent homosexuality.

 

DEUTSCH: OK, I think you need to say that again. That Bill Clinton, you think on some level, has — is a latent homosexual, is that what you’re saying?

Ms. COULTER: Yeah.

 

The rest of this history-changing exchange is below the fold.

 

DEUTSCH: Before we’re off the air, you were talking about Bill Clinton. Is there anything you want to say about Clinton? No?

 

Ms. ANN COULTER: No.

 

DEUTSCH: OK. All right. Did you find him attractive? Was that what it was?

 

Ms. COULTER: No!

 

DEUTSCH: You don’t find him attractive?

 

Ms. COULTER: No. OK, fine, I’ll say it on air.

 

DEUTSCH: Most women find him attractive.

 

Ms. COULTER: No.

 

DEUTSCH: OK, say it on air.

 

Ms. COULTER: I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some level of latent homosexuality.

 

DEUTSCH: OK, I think you need to say that again. That Bill Clinton, you think on some level, has — is a latent homosexual, is that what you’re saying?

Ms. COULTER: Yeah. I mean, not sort of just completely anonymous — I don’t know if you read the Starr report, the rest of us were glued to it, I have many passages memorized. No, there was more plot and dialogue in a porno movie.

 

The conversation swings a bit before Deutsch moves it back to Big Gay Bill.

 

DEUTSCH: I’m not paying any attention. I’m still stuck on Bill Clinton. Don’t — now, isn’t that an example of mean-spirted? Isn’t that just a mean-spirited low blow? No pun intended.

 

Ms. COULTER: No. Which part of what I said?

 

DEUTSCH: I think this…

 

Ms. COULTER: Well, you can read high crimes and misdemeanors if he wants some low blows.

 

DEUTSCH: OK. No, no. Here’s a — here’s a president of the United States…

 

Ms. COULTER: There’s merely a comment.

 

DEUTSCH: …a former president of the United States, and just saying, `You know what? I think he has latent homosexual tendencies.’

 

Ms. COULTER: No. I think anyone with that level of promiscuity where, you know, you — I mean, he didn’t know Monica’s name until their sixth sexual encounter. There is something that is — that is of the bathhouse about that.

 

DEUTSCH: But what is the homosexual — that’s — you could say somebody who maybe doesn’t celebrate women the way he should or just is that he’s a hound dog?

 

Ms. COULTER: No. It’s just random, is this obsession with his…

 

DEUTSCH: But where’s the — but where’s the homosexual part of that? I’m — once again, I’m speechless here.

 

Ms. COULTER: It’s reminiscent of a bathhouse. It’s just this obsession with your own — with your own essence.

 

DEUTSCH: But why is that homosexual? You could say narcissistic.

 

Ms. COULTER: Right.

 

DEUTSCH: You could say nymphomaniac.

Ms. COULTER: Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you’re in love with someone who looks like you. I’m not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?

 

Any guesses?

 

 

 

 

Oh man. The guy is a fag cuz he chases fat chicks and doesn't bother learning their name!!! Damn, this is good shit.

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I have no idea where she's going with that one. Swing and a miss.

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This is just like the "You know how I know you're gay?" bit from 40 Year Old Virgin, except only about 1/10000th as funny.

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Man I hate people like her. She gives other conservatives a bad name.

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Now you guys know what liberals meant when they'd spurn some of our supposed mouthpieces (celebrities and the like). We'll forgive all the crap given to us about Michael Moore and not make fun of you for Ann Coulter.

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Everyone should just act like they both don't exist. Because they shouldn't.

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Now you guys know what liberals meant when they'd spurn some of our supposed mouthpieces (celebrities and the like). We'll forgive all the crap given to us about Michael Moore and not make fun of you for Ann Coulter.

 

I consider this to be a nice deal. Conservatives will ignore people like Moore, Barbara Striesand, and Sarandon while Liberals can ignore the comments from Coulter, Hannitty and Buchannan. Does this sound like a plausable deal?

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No, because definitely, ONE of them is worse, they cannot all be equal.

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I thought everyone was equal in your eyes

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No.

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"All I know is no one is better than anyone else and everyone is good at everything"

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I know what can shut Ann Coulter up, "good sex".