Get Well Soon Milky

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Jeez, I'm okay. Just a scratch on my arm from the airbag.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

So, since the clique is falling, the natural progression dictates that someone will be posting a RIP Agent thread after he gets hit with a chunk of a fallen satellite out in the middle of nowhere.

 

I'd be perfectly satisfied with that death.

[Bruiser Chong]

Sucks to hear. I got into an accident two weeks ago. Car was done, but I somehow managed to spin accross three lanes without hitting anyone else or getting injured myself (aside from a stiff neck). I'd never been in any kind of accident, but now I know what a helpless feeling they usually bring.

[JangoFett4Hire]

Now I wonder, was that lady killed in the tunnel here in Boston part of your clique?

[Giuseppe Zangara]

Shit's deep.

[MrRant]

For the record, he's not dead or brain damaged or anything. He's just got something like eleven pins in his left hand from when it got wedged between the steering column and the door. The truck ran a red and mashed him full tilt. Dude's lucky to be alive and not torn to pieces, really.

 

He's rich bitch.

[Art Sandusky]

I'm locking myself in an underground bunker.

[Guest ABOBO]

My llama got out and tore some shit up.

[Guest Felonies!]

Tell me more.

[Giuseppe Zangara]

He made a post over at the crappy club for stupid jerks saying he's doing just fine, thank you. We all ignored the spelling errors, due to his infirmities, both physical and mental.

[tekcop]

I don't like the thought of Milky being injured. It makes me... uncomfortable.

[PLAGIARISM!]

I still don't drive due to being shitfaced all the time, I wonder what will injure me. I don't fancy my chances in a car accident if I'm not in a car...