Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2006 Template, lollerz: MAIN EVENT - INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke vs. Michael Cross -=-=-=-=- TAG TEAM MATCH Two Skinny White Guys (Michael Stephens and Landon Maddix) vs. Kerry Staunton and Scott Rageheart -=-=-=-=- INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH Bruce Blank vs. Zyon -=-=-=-=- CRUISERWEIGHT MATCH Wildchild vs. Tom Flesher -=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs. Grendel -=-=-=-=- INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs. Austin Sly -=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH Trent Hawk vs. Insane Luchador -=-=-=-=- INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. MANSONOSITY~! -=-=-=-=- OPENING BOUT Jimmy the Doom vs. Ciro Vitale Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2006 In which I attempt to make as many references to hip-hop/rap songs, skits, and artists while making predictions. lolz. MAIN EVENT - INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke vs. Michael Cross (This one is cheating because I'm using Cross' stable entrance music, but, mehs). Sixteen in the clip, and one in the hole, a returning Jay Hawke is about to make Mike turn cold. lollerz -=-=-=-=- TAG TEAM MATCH Two Skinny White Guys (Michael Stephens and Landon Maddix) vs. Kerry Staunton and Scott Rageheart It's goin' down! Anywhere these four meet, it's guaranteed to go down! I'll give it to the former world champs (Even though there's no chance Toxx is on that Patron, so we can't get like him.) -=-=-=-=- INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH Bruce Blank vs. Zyon Zyon has got the Dope Boy Magic (Or, maybe not, since I doubt he sells drugs, lollerz), and he'll use it to pull off the winz0rz. Because, because. -=-=-=-=- CRUISERWEIGHT MATCH Wildchild vs. Tom Flesher I really like Tom, but I expect the Bahaman to keep it gangsta, Dub, keep it gangsta (Speaking of which, Wildchild needs to enter to WC songs. And stuff) -=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs. Grendel Charlie is all like this to Grendel: "You got beef? Whoa, man. To me, you as soft as a woman." lollerz. Charles to wins. PANTS! -=-=-=-=- INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs. Austin Sly Akira might be dope, though. Naw, he ain't dope, he's young. What is he, 14? He don't even remember the Smurfs. The Snorks or nothin'. So, uh, in other words, Sly to take it. -=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH Trent Hawk vs. Insane Luchador You know, I heard IL got hit by three zebras and a monkey. I can't stand him no way. So the non-animal assaulted Trent Hawk (Even though he's got an animal name, lolz) to win, maybe? Meh. Horks! -=-=-=-=- INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. MANSONOSITY~! Spike getting beat, doin' what he 'pose to do. MANSON exploding chests, doin' what he 'pose to do. -=-=-=-=- OPENING BOUT Jimmy the Doom vs. Ciro Vitale I'm good, but I probably should prove it to you, or else you could just pass me off as another motherfucker sayin' the same thing. So, no prediction maybe? I don't know. lawlz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2006 MAIN EVENT - INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke vs. Michael Cross [insert crazy Drea rant] Cross -=-=-=-=- TAG TEAM MATCH Two Skinny White Guys (Michael Stephens and Landon Maddix) vs. Kerry Staunton and Scott Rageheart [insert crazy Drea rant] Stephens and Maddix -=-=-=-=- INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH Bruce Blank vs. Zyon [insert crazy Drea rant] Zyon -=-=-=-=- CRUISERWEIGHT MATCH Wildchild vs. Tom Flesher [insert crazy Drea rant] Flesher -=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs. Grendel [insert crazy Drea rant] Grapplah -=-=-=-=- INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs. Austin Sly [insert crazy Drea rant with no ending] -=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH Trent Hawk vs. Insane Luchador [insert crazy Drea rant] Hawk -=-=-=-=- INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. MANSONOSITY~! [insert crazy Drea rant] DNS -=-=-=-=- OPENING BOUT Jimmy the Doom vs. Ciro Vitale [insert crazy Drea rant] Vitale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2006 Hawke Team Cracker Blank Wildchild Grappler Sly Other Hawk(e) MANSONOSITY DOOM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted July 19, 2006 LOL@Team Cracker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
