Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted July 20, 2006 Alright I know the drill, you know the drill, we're all very familiar with the drill -=-=-=-=- MAIN EVENT: INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP ELIMINATION FOUR-WAY "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs. "Iron" Mike Cross vs. Bruce Blank -=-=-=-=- TAG TEAM TERROR Kerry Staunton and Scott Rageheart vs. The Axis (Trent Hawk and Ciro Vitale) -=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH OF APPARENT IMPORT Grendel vs. Mike Van Siclen Special Guest Commentators: Tom Flesher and Grendel's Mask On A Styrofoam Head -=-=-=-=- SPECIAL ATTRACTION An Octopus vs. A Velociraptor -=-=-=-=- Whatever else people book Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted July 20, 2006 MAIN EVENT: INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP ELIMINATION FOUR-WAY "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs. "Iron" Mike Cross vs. Bruce Blank - I'm not predicting my own match but whomever wins it will have to crank out something top class. -=-=-=-=- TAG TEAM TERROR Kerry Staunton and Scott Rageheart vs. The Axis (Trent Hawk and Ciro Vitale) - It's the battle of who'll show, will Staunton & Rageheart show us something? will the Axis? I'll say that the Axis actually DOES show and does win. -=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH OF APPARENT IMPORT Grendel vs. Mike Van Siclen Special Guest Commentators: Tom Flesher and Grendel's Mask On A Styrofoam Head It won't matter because people will be more focused on the commentators. -=-=-=-=- SPECIAL ATTRACTION An Octopus vs. A Velociraptor Talk about a tough one, the only truely undefeated SWF mainstay and the guy that only lost to a guy 10 times his weight (T-Rex in case you're wondering) Octopus wins it for the home team Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2006 MAIN EVENT: INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP ELIMINATION FOUR-WAY "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs. "Iron" Mike Cross vs. Bruce Blank Akirasaurus. And whatnots. -=-=-=-=- TAG TEAM TERROR Kerry Staunton and Scott Rageheart vs. The Axis (Trent Hawk and Ciro Vitale) I would say the Canucks, but they are no-showing turd burglars, so, uh, DNS maybe (What with Ciro explodifiying and such) -=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH OF APPARENT IMPORT Grendel vs. Mike Van Siclen Special Guest Commentators: Tom Flesher and Grendel's Mask On A Styrofoam Head Styrofoam Head for the winz0rz -=-=-=-=- SPECIAL ATTRACTION An Octopus vs. A Velociraptor An Motherfucking Octopus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2006 MAIN EVENT: INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP ELIMINATION FOUR-WAY "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Divine Wind" Akira Kaibatsu vs. "Iron" Mike Cross vs. Bruce Blank Bruce and I are the only ones who showed, so you know the readers are the true winners, right Bruce -=-=-=-=- TAG TEAM TERROR Kerry Staunton and Scott Rageheart vs. The Axis (Trent Hawk and Ciro Vitale) The Motherfucking Axis of motherfucking quazi evil. -=-=-=-=- SINGLES MATCH OF APPARENT IMPORT Grendel vs. Mike Van Siclen Special Guest Commentators: Tom Flesher and Grendel's Mask On A Styrofoam Head WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT?! I don't know. A meatball hero would be nice. I mean, uh, head. -=-=-=-=- SPECIAL ATTRACTION An Octopus vs. A Velociraptor Akirasaurus run in. HAS TO BE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2006 UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAGAAAAAAAAAA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
