SWF.com Exclusive - pt. 2!

[chirs3]

[bLACK SCREEN]

 

"In its history, mankind has learned to fear."

 

[The screen changes to shots of war and devastation; the Second World War; the Vietnam War; the Gulf War]

 

"We have learned to fear pain.

We have learned to fear suffering.

We have learned to fear death.

But most of all, we have learned to fear the beast within."

 

[Fast-cut shots that show small details of a man: an extreme closeup of an eye; a snarling mouth; a shot from behind that shows the musculature of his back]

 

"Now things are about to change."

 

[shots of a man in a ring, illuminated somewhere in what appears to be a dark warehouse. The distance of the shots are either too great to make out details or too close to get a a full picture. What is clear, however, is the destruction being visited on an opponent or sparring partner.]

 

"It is no longer our own beast we need to fear."

 

[The quick-cut shots end with an extreme closeup of a tattoo; a triad of sixes on the back of a man's neck. Then he snaps around, but the camera is knocked to the floor before any more details can be seen. A pair of black boots walk into the picture; one draws back, then kicks into the screen which blacks out]

 

 

GROUND ZERO 2006

 

FEAR THE BEAST

[Bruce Blank]

Man talk about stretching a foot to a mile - one new line?

[Smartly Pretty]

Bob Saget. Must be.

[JJ Johnson]

It's me, you guys.

[super_tigris]

Bob Saget?

 

Bob Sapp, bitch.

 

EDIT: By the way, the footage was shot in Axis Warehouse of Combat and Honor and Doom...

[JJ Johnson]

Cross, pay attention. The kick at the end of the promo hits something, thus making it being Bob Sapp impossible.

[super_tigris]

Cross, pay attention. The kick at the end of the promo hits something, thus making it being Bob Sapp impossible.

 

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

 

Besides, there wasn't any telegraphing in that footage! OH SNAP, NO BOB SAPP, GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT~!

[Toxxic]

Cross, pay attention. The kick at the end of the promo hits something, thus making it being Bob Sapp impossible.

 

Word.

 

Also Bruce, I don't think there was the Ground Zero statement last time. So presumably we'll know then... unless it's just some more extravagent promo.

[Bruce Blank]

I know, hence my comment "one new line?"

[Toxxic]

Ah, I thought you meant it needed one new line.