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Randy Orton shirt poll

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Guest Princess Leena

Ewww. All awful.

 

Randall doesn't need to wear shirts, anyway.

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Guest Princess Leena

Why not?

 

Will you look silly in an Orton shirt, knowing you're nowhere near his SEXY BODY.

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Guest Felonies!

WHY WAS I NOT IMMEDIATELY SUMMONED INTO THIS THREAD?

 

 

Why would anyone wear a shirt that proclaims Randy Orton to be better then [sic] the wearer, or reader? Like, I just don't see the point. Besides, it's Randy Orton.

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Guest Princess Leena
He doesn't even have a character. "I'm better than you"? Weak.

 

He doesn't need one. Look at him. Look at what boiz say about him. It's better than him beating up old men, and insulting dead people.

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Its true that getting female squeals will make guys into heels...

 

...

 

but that 2nd shirt is almost alright. Like the Est. bit.

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Guest Princess Leena

#2 isn't bad. But, it contains a wrestling ring. And thus isn't suitable for outdoor wearing.

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Guest Montresor

According to Dave Meltzer, the first dozen or so Orton T-shirts ordered online will come with an autographed copy of the forthcoming Orton DVD, tentatively titled More Tough Then You: The Randy Orton Story of Randy Orton.

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Guest Princess Leena

I'll have to get one of those the next time he sleeps with me in AZ.

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According to Dave Meltzer, the first dozen or so Orton T-shirts ordered online will come with an autographed copy of the forthcoming Orton DVD, tentatively titled More Tough Then You: The Randy Orton Story of Randy Orton.

 

Wow, they even fucked up the "then" in the DVD title. What's with the subtitle and why the fuck does he even need a DVD?

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Guest Felonies!

Why don't they have a shirt that says "I AM RANDY ORTON"? It's like the only thing he knows how to say.

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Guest StylesMark

The first one isn't terrible.

 

I don't wear wrestling shirts though.

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That was a joke.

 

Interesting that they got "than" correct for choice #1, but not for #4.

 

LMAO - it was ridiculous enough that it seemed like something the E would do.. ;)

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According to Dave Meltzer, the first dozen or so Orton T-shirts ordered online will come with an autographed copy of the forthcoming Orton DVD, tentatively titled More Tough Then You: The Randy Orton Story of Randy Orton.

 

Oh god... that, "Kurt Angle's tough.......BUT I"M MORE TOUGH!" promo was fantastic.

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The last one fits Randy's personality the best.

 

But I agree with what Spiffman said. It should have said RANDY ORRRRRRRRRRRRTON.

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