Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted August 5, 2006 “MANSON!” His bag slung over his shoulder as he walks through the garage, MANSON grumpily swivels his head around and looks behind to see Ben Hardy running after him, looking for a scoop with microphone in hand… “MANSON! Have you heard what…” “This is about Nemesis’ keeper, I know. I’m one step ahead… but it’s no longer my concern, I’m prepared to take the next leap. Starting on Lockdown, I’m opening the gates of hell, unleashing my true strength and setting my destructive sights on Cross, on Blank, on Toxxic …” “Wait! Before you go further, I’m afraid to say someone likes William and Nemesis. On Lockdown…” “I see.” “It’s a Grudge Match!” screams Hardy, as MANSON drops his bag and his eyes widen. “The liontamer has a grudge with MANSON, wants another match… intends to sic his hound on me. I see now... Nemesis isn’t the problem… it’s his keeper…” “Well, he IS the one that demanded it.” “I said Nemesis was the pretender, the usurper, covets what he can’t have, intending to take our power, and perhaps William the lost, the one lured in… but it’s clear… the man who intends to take the throne… it’s him… William Attenborough…” “That does seem to be the case here.” “I hadn’t paid him mind before, but now… he’s the evil here… the murderous highway robber, the rancid, poisonous flesh on the tracks, the dark figure that carries away souls from the path of righteousness and peace and takes our might, raping our minds making them his… and Nemesis is the pathetic tool... the lost, forgotten one… manipulated...” “Er… if I may, how do you intend to emerge victorious yet again?” “…if you want to kill a weed… you go to the root… you chop down what’s in front and then strike the source… as long as Nemesis is his pawn, he must be destroyed by my power, my righteous hand... then you get to the dark man behind him… once that’s done, my light will shine the brightest… so help MANSONosity, to protect our power... trust in me... and we will get it done...” he says, leaving Hardy as he picks up his bag, slinging it back over his shoulder and walking off in thought… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2006 Awesome. I actually reckon MANSON and Crimson Skull should join forces. Then you'd have a supervillain and a raging madman with (possible) godlike powers ready to take over the SWF! Or possibly no-show a lot. But I'm expecting great things from this new, reinvented MANSON! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2006 MANSON should totally speak in the third person. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2006 I disagree. That implies an ego, such as the Rock had. The point of MANSON's new character appears to be that he believes he is a god/leader of the people, and everything he does is in the best interest of the people to eliminate the evildoers/pretenders/false idols so everyone can worship his power. Talking in the third person separates you from others - talking in the first person as he has been doing so far gives a much more personal connection to his congregation. That's my take, anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2006 So... MANSON = Koresh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2006 After doing a Google search... possibly, yes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2006 I think MANSON should either start dressing like or just hang out with the thing riding a bike he has for an avatar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2006 Do not speak so of the First Minister of the Church of MANSONosity, Drea, lest the Almighty Power of Our Leader strike you down for your impertinence. BOW to the Bicyle of Power! FEAR the Googly Eyes of Doom! RUN from the Hair of Domination! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2006 I hope he has an inquisition Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smartly Pretty 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2006 I'm totally going to the church of MANSON. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2006 Church of Manson? Are we on Sci-Fi now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2006 I hope he has an inquisition NOBODY expects the MANSON inquisition! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruce Blank 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2006 I swear you need to adopt the music from Jesus Christ Superstar as your entrance music, just have the words changed to go with Mansonosity - it would be the single most kick ass entrance ever deviced. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted August 7, 2006 Thou shalt not disgrace the genius of Jesus Christ Superstar! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJ Johnson 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2006 MANSON Fries Superstars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2006 MANSON fries > French/freedom fries Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
