Your the Best Around!

[Coffin Surfer 0]

Flopped on his couch, Williams struggles to pry open a bottle of hooch. Glancing up, he finds TNT strolling around his apartment; lines of disgust forming on his face. The years have been much kinder to TNT, who in addition to having gained some bulk appears to still be in ring shape. Turning to Williams, he barks, "What the hell are you doing here!?"

 

"I'm trying to have a drink." Williams' belches back.

 

Williams feels the bottle slip out of his hand as TNT snatches it with ease! With a mighty throw, TNT hurls it into the wall. Danny sees the bottle smash against a poster from his World Title days, the glass shattering into sharp shiny pieces on the floor, the cheap whiskey soaking into it. Seeing the last image he has of himself absorbed and destroyed by booze in metaphoric carnaged, Williams collapses to his knees in tears.

 

"Don't you understand how lucky you are!" screams TNT,"Your not injured, your not brain damaged, you can still be what you were! The only thing holding you back is a broken ego! So what you lost, we all do, so stop, wallowing around in pity! I'm TNT, I'm Dynamite, watch me explode!"

 

Williams continues to sob.

 

"I'm TNT, watch me explode!"

 

Raising his head, Williams mutters the famous rock chorus.

 

TNT shouts it louder, raising his voice to a rumbling growl.

 

Rising to his feet, Williams imitates him with increasing soul in his voice. Soon their both shouting the song together in a manly off key growl.

 

 

(Your the "Best Around" from the Karate Kid booms)

 

 

Williams and TNT are sprinting side by side on a beach! Beneath their skimpy, spandex shorts and work out shirts, lean and fit muscles bulge with strain as they run as hard as they can. Their neck and neck when Williams pulls away, his veins pulsating under his thin skin. Williams wins the race and the two leap into the air, embracing in slow motion as the waves crash behind them.

 

The image fades out, revealing a grumpy Danny Williams seated in a talk show set beside Jay Leno, slumped over his desk.

 

Squeeling in his infamous annoying voice, Leno,"So that was a clip from you new movie...eh...eh...it looks good."

 

"It's a piece of (bleep)" snarls Williams.

 

"Wasn't it wrote by that creepy kind of gay guy that used to do commentary on your matches?"

 

"Yeah, my role was originally to go to Tom Flesher but he flat out refused it." answers Williams bitterly.

 

"Is it true, you uh......left wrestling because of the roid scandals?" asks Leno carefully.

 

"Nah, I just prefer working in Japan."

 

"So uh...uh...any chance of you returning to wrestling in America?"

 

"When I (bleep)ing feel like it."

 

Turning to the camera, Leno nervously smiles. "So the movie's called uh....uh....Your the Best Around:The Return."

[Smartly Pretty 0]

I'm not allowed to correct you...

 

...but someone's going to

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

WATCH ME EXPLODE!

[Toxxic 0]

Correct away, Windy. Show us how well you've been doing.

 

As for a Danny/TNT return, that'd be awesome. Even if... no, ESPECIALLY if it comes with motivational 80s power keyboards.

[Coffin Surfer 0]

So did I have something other than "watch me explode" written or do I just forget to put it in caps?

 

Yeah, lots of grammar errors as this was wrote quickly with no proof reading.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

WATCH ME EXPLODE!!!!!!!!

[JJ Johnson 0]

The term is 'written'.

 

I kid. Funny cheesy promo, in typical Danny fashion. If this leads to an actual comeback, it's even better.

[Smartly Pretty 0]

Know that I mean that in a good way, dude. You're inspiration to people like us everywhere~!

[Coffin Surfer 0]

"The term is 'written'."

 

Actually it should be "did" instead of "do."

 

 

"Know that I mean that in a good way, dude. You're inspiration to people like us everywhere~! "

 

 

Keep in mind these are goofy thrown together promos.

 

Besides, if the match or promo is intelligble and well written in the dramatic sense than who gives a fuck about the comas and spelling? That's what editors are for and I don't think were getting any of this shit published. Robert E. Howard had worse grammar than any fuck up you'll find in this promo and his stories still kicked ass.

 

 

"If this leads to an actual comeback, it's even better."

 

I'm not coming back to a grammar whorehouse.

 

Seriously, it's something I would like to do if I had more time but right now that's not gonna happen. I wouldn't rule out a one shot, "Old Man Hogan" type fued sometime soon though.

 

 

"WATCH ME EXPLODE!!!!!!!!"

 

Don't tell me how to write TNT, I was his damn mentor for crying out loud.

[Smartly Pretty 0]

...That's what I'm saying, dude. I suck at grammar and spelling, so it's cool to me to see that someone just as bad as me is a former multiple time world champ.

[JJ Johnson 0]

Seriously, it's something I would like to do if I had more time but right now that's not gonna happen. I wouldn't rule out a one shot, "Old Man Hogan" type fued sometime soon though.

 

Seen my stats? Book it.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Seriously, it's something I would like to do if I had more time but right now that's not gonna happen. I wouldn't rule out a one shot, "Old Man Hogan" type fued sometime soon though.

 

 

Only if I get to date your daughter and RKO you. And pose. Don't forget the posing.