Snakes on a Plane

[Guest Kobe24KGold]

This was a great experience. I saw it with a group of about 20 friends, and we all brought rubber snakes to the movie, throwing them at key moments. The theater was packed , people got into it in part because of our antics.

 

it was a very fun time.

 

 

You threw rubber snakes at people?

 

Bullshit.

 

You would've been thrown out and most people would've kicked your ass after nearly having a heart attack.

 

I'm calling bullshit on the "20 friends" part, too. No wrestling fan, let alone one who posts on a message board, has more than 5 friends -- and that's a lifetime cumulative total.

 

You might as well have said: "Blah blah blah blah we had a great time, and we had alternating chants of "Let's Go Python, Fuck you Boa"...we chanted "Fuck 'em up Samuel, fuck 'em up", "You suck dick, you suck dick" after that one snake bit on the guy's cock... "Got Milk, got milk" after the snake licked the lady's nipples, "Whole fuckin Show, Whole fuckin show" after Sam Jackson said that famous line about motherfuckin snakes on a motherfuckin plane, and then we chanted "Fuck you, Cena...fuck you, Cena" for the hell of it while most of the audience gave us a puzzled look; then, we threw toilet paper at the screen, but the ushers threw it back at us...then we chanted "You can't usher, you can't usher" at the usher...then he asked us to see our ticket stubs and we chanted, "same old shit, same old shit" then we left while chanting "Change the usher, change the usher."

Who let the newb in?

 

 

Newb? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I think this is like my 5th or 6th incarnation at smartmarks.

 

In other words, I've been posting here since you were in diapers, pal.

 

Oh, and don't even bother trying to NO SELL my post. It was GOLD and you know it.

[Special K 0]

The Borat trailer also elicited huge laughs from the audience. I don't remember seeing the part where he says "Hello, vanillaface" to the desk clerk before, so that was awesome.

 

Peering over the side of the bathroom stall with the polaroid camera. I love Borat.

 

Borat *seriously: "My sister she is.... (/makes 'how you say' motions) Prostitute."

 

Country club lady: That's terrible! Why... why is she a prostitute?

 

Borat *happily: Because she like to make a-money!!! High five!

[AmericanDragon 0]

Agreed on the ending.

 

I was all ready for a big showdown with Eddie Kim, but apparently they wanted to do a ridiculous scene that had nothing to do with the plot and go surfing. I would say that that's the only part about the movie that miffed me, and it really even wasn't a big deal in the grand scheme of things.

 

I actually thought that a shark was going to come out of the water and eat Samuel L. Jackson during that ending.

[Youth N Asia 0]

I was afraid of this, from IMDB.com

 

New Samuel L Jackson film Snakes On A Plane became terrifyingly real for Arizona cinema-goers when pranksters released two live rattlesnakes into the theatre, causing widespread panic. The two young venomous diamondback rattlers were released during a screening in Phoenix on Friday. Local news reports say the snakes caused chaos among the audience and snake wranglers were called in to collect them. No one was injured during the incident and the culprits have not been caught. Officials believe the snakes were smuggled into the theatre in backpacks. According to Phoenix Herpetological Society spokesman Daniel Marchand, "All they've got to do is startle this thing. It's dark. They can't see you that well. If it's scared - boom - it strikes!" The snakes were eventually captured and released into the Arizona desert.

[muzz 0]

Those whacky pranksters putting people at risk, so delightful!

[Guest]

I would have shit my pants if I were in that theater.

[Guest Hotbutter Spoontoaster]

I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking theatre.