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"There was no hip movement!"

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"I've seen real life urination and excretements (yes, even from being to being) a million times over so it doesn't bother me in the least. 2 weeks ago. I was in the stuff 4 feet deep and had it splashed all over my face, chest and glasses. Soaked right through to the legs. The shower never felt so good (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) afterwards except for that one time when I was thinking about ; well you know!

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You know, I really, really have to start a thread in NHB on who is the most obsessed poster with me on this board.

 

It's the price you pay I guess for being so smart and attractive. I can deal with all the girls on the board but all you boys have got to learn the meaning of the word that is no. You guys ain't A.C. Slater.

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Red Stripe Man: You sir, would you say you are ugly?

 

WP: Well I'm-

 

Red Stripe Man: You are VERY Ugly! Here, take this Red Stripe!

 

*WP grabs the Red Stripe*

 

Red Stripe: Uh...um...you're um... oh jeez.... now your a VERY Ugly man with a great beer! RED STRIPE! IT'S BEER! HOORAY BEER!

 

WP: Hooray beer!

 

Red Stripe Man: Says the ugly man with a beer!

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A 30 year old virgin who still lives with his parents, has "experience" with a benchpress, and looks like a potential child molestor, is telling us to "get a life"

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A 30 year old virgin who still lives with his parents, has "experience" with a benchpress, and looks like a potential child molestor, is telling us to "get a life"

 

Hey now..there are some on here..ok..me..who take that advice to heart.

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A 30 year old virgin who still lives with his parents, has "experience" with a benchpress, and looks like a potential child molestor, is telling us to "get a life"

 

This is a bench press. benchpress.jpg

 

A bench press movement is way different than a hamstring curl movement. One works part of the legs while the other works the chest.

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The only experience I ever had with a benchpress was an exhilirating workout. Well, there was one time where when I was 17yrs old and I screwed up putting the weight back (about 100pds) on the rack from fatigue. I annihilated my eye. It was a bloody mess with blood dripping everywhere that freaked a million people out. And the weight didn't even come down with much force as the eye is a delicate area. The lesson of the story? ALWAYS use a spotter. Of course, I don't listen to my own advice but do as I say and not as I do.

 

Next day I was the most popular kid in school as everyone had to know what happened to my eye.

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"Next day I was the most popular kid in school as everyone had to know what happened to my eye."

 

Monkeys at the zoo are "popular", because people have to see how fucking stupid they are, much like you.

 

That response was more for someone who actually told a true story, though, and wasn't just being a stupid gimmick account.

 

I'd really love an explanation from admin why this gimmick hasn't been banned yet. It's getting ridiculous, is pissing everyone off, and only leads to more and more threads in the folder about wp that go nowhere, in a folder that can REALLY do without more bad threads right now.

 

p.s.

 

"It was a bloody mess with blood dripping everywhere that freaked a million people out."

"Next day...everyone had to know what happened to my eye."

 

Maybe the million people didn't tell them. Learn to fucking write.

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"Next day I was the most popular kid in school as everyone had to know what happened to my eye."

 

Monkeys at the zoo are "popular", because people have to see how fucking stupid they are, much like you.

 

That response was more for someone who actually told a true story, though, and wasn't just being a stupid gimmick account.

 

I'd really love an explanation from admin why this gimmick hasn't been banned yet. It's getting ridiculous, is pissing everyone off, and only leads to more and more threads in the folder about wp that go nowhere, in a folder that can REALLY do without more bad threads right now.

 

p.s.

 

"It was a bloody mess with blood dripping everywhere that freaked a million people out."

"Next day...everyone had to know what happened to my eye."

 

Maybe the million people didn't tell them. Learn to fucking write.

 

Cry me a river.

 

To sum up your points rather quickly:

 

Uhh, maybe a lot of people at home and at Outpatients/Hospital saw the blood dripping down from my eye? Than maybe the next day at school everyone asked me what happened because my eye was beyond screwed up? Maybe despite being a loner I got along with a lot of people and they were concerned? Wow, that is soooo hard to figure out for someone who is supposed to be so smart.

 

And as to why I haven't done anything wrong here:

 

I am responding to a THREAD IN NHB (WHERE EVERYTHING GOES) THAT WAS MADE ABOUT ME. BY SOMEONE ELSE!!! If you don't want to see my posts than DON'T ENTER A THREAD THAT WAS MADE ABOUT ME! And you call me "fuc*ing stupid". Pot, Kettle, Black.

 

Let me repeat that in case you're too f**king stupid to get it.

 

I am responding to a THREAD IN NHB (WHERE EVERYTHING GOES) THAT WAS MADE ABOUT ME. BY SOMEONE ELSE!!! If you don't want to see my posts than DON'T ENTER A THREAD THAT WAS MADE ABOUT ME! And you call me "fuc*ing stupid". Pot, Kettle, Black.

 

And again just in case you'r just too f**ing stupid to get it because I think you just may be.

 

I am responding to a THREAD IN NHB (WHERE EVERYTHING GOES) THAT WAS MADE ABOUT ME. BY SOMEONE ELSE!!! If you don't want to see my posts than DON'T ENTER A THREAD THAT WAS MADE ABOUT ME! And you call me "fuc*ing stupid". Pot, Kettle, Black.

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"Next day I was the most popular kid in school as everyone had to know what happened to my eye."

 

Monkeys at the zoo are "popular", because people have to see how fucking stupid they are, much like you.

 

That response was more for someone who actually told a true story, though, and wasn't just being a stupid gimmick account.

 

I'd really love an explanation from admin why this gimmick hasn't been banned yet. It's getting ridiculous, is pissing everyone off, and only leads to more and more threads in the folder about wp that go nowhere, in a folder that can REALLY do without more bad threads right now.

 

p.s.

 

"It was a bloody mess with blood dripping everywhere that freaked a million people out."

"Next day...everyone had to know what happened to my eye."

 

Maybe the million people didn't tell them. Learn to fucking write.

 

And hey, if you don't like the NHB folder than leave the board or better yet put your foot where your mouth is and make it better. If there are too many "bad threads" being made by various posters than step up to the plate, fix NHB with your quality posting and just do something.

Don't just cry about it like a little female dog (no offence meant to little female dogs as I don't even know if they do cry). Get off your lazy but and write some though provoking threads. Than maybe, you the superior saver of TSM can have everyone concentrating on your threads and in turn motivate everyone else to do better.

 

What a sooky. You're just part of the "problem" and not the solution. At least I work and put my time and effort in here. C'mon. Do something, anything.

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UsetheSledge

 

I'm sorry for being so rough on you but like I've said before I will defend myself from time and time. Plus I felt I had to teach you a lesson for your own good. It's one thing to pick me on me with stupidness but it's another thing altogether to diss my fellow NHB friends' posts.

 

You can't always be a jerk in life. Sometimes it will come back to haunt you. Remember that.

 

Also remember that it's not nice to diss other people.

 

Tough love buddy. This hurt me more than it hurt you.

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