OAO Smackdown Thread - September/1st/2006.

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Miz's annoying act is funny. HOOOOOORAHH!!!!

 

He has athletic talent and can work a crowd really well (he just got Tatanka some heat!) but he still needs work.

 

There can't be many people that are gonna put him over, though. Tatanka REALLY looks weak here.

 

This match DOES NOT SUCK. Miz's only botches were during the trading punches spot and something really small earlier.

 

 

FINLAY VS KENNEDY..........THE INTERNET DARLINGS* EXPLODE!!!

 

* they deserve the praise

 

Strange there's like 3 of us watching the show when Finlay and Kennedy have been the Internet Champions of 2006 and 2005, respectively.

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I can see Miz getting over as a legit heel that the fans love to hate. That's something I don't even see in Randy Orton, and he's been around for a while now.

 

EDIT:

 

"Wasn't Miz in the diva contest?" - JBL

 

"No...he was the host." - Cole

 

That got a laugh out of me.

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JBL is great as an announcer, and annoying heel Miz is better than Miz the MC.

[MillenniumMan831 0]

This Miz can work w/ the audience. He actually has some very animated facials. He can be a great stooge heel.

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Watching Miz in that match reminds me of a Honky Tonk Man match during his IC reign. Spends the entire match getting the crap beaten out of him, then cheap win out of nowhere. Classic heel work.

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^^^ Definitely agree w/ ya there.

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I don't want to like to hate Miz!!!

[Kahran Ramsus 0]

I agree with most of you. Normally I can't stand Miz, but he actually did quite well there as a chickenshit heel.

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Would it kill the bookers to have a heel, face, tweener, anybody start a feud with Cena because he says The Marine sucks? Its more believable than have every single piece of the talent put this movie over.

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Shit is on. This is going to be awesome. I love how Chimmel still begins announcing Kennedy.

 

Kennedy's music is way too low and sucks.

 

 

MISTAH KENNEDY!!!

I LOVE TA FIGHT!!!

MACK MILITANT HOLLAH HOLLAH DOLLAR BILL PLAYA !

 

Oh shit Bobby Lashley is gonna kill some bleach-blonde haired wrestlers.

 

The match just got even better.

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The Rock basically gives his "Mick Foley! Stand up to Evolution! Believe in yourself!" speech to a chubby Carlito as Linkin Park muzik plays in his new movie. Oh man. When does his movie where he dies and comes back reincarnated as an animal w/ various other stars doing voices come out?

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Would it kill the bookers to have a heel, face, tweener, anybody start a feud with Cena because he says The Marine sucks? Its more believable than have every single piece of the talent put this movie over.

 

JBL will probably be bashing it before too long.

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If they can have guys feud over a shampoo commercial then they can feud over one saying that the other guy's real movie sucks.

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I wish Lawler was a heel and was doing the same thing towards Cena as he did with Bret Hart. I'd love to see him talk bad about Cena and his movie right now like that.

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Well you knew they were going to throw Lashley in there, seeing as how a simple heel vs. heel matchup just can't happen in the WWE anymore.

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Did JBL just call Long a racist?

 

And just for the hell of it, here's King Booker's theme:

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Did JBL just call Long a racist?

Yup. Has before as well when he said Long was racist for putting Booker in a match against Lashley.

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They better cut this handicap match shit out and start unleashing some violence.

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Yeah this match is not quite to "Smash mouth" status yet. It could get there though with a bit more work.

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Well you knew they were going to throw Lashley in there, seeing as how a simple heel vs. heel matchup just can't happen in the WWE anymore.

 

Finlay Vs Regal at the bash?

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Finley/Regal at the Bash was god awful, despite my love for both wrestlers.

 

OMG ECW TARP UNDER THE SMACKDOWN TARP!! INVASION!!!

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Special circumstances. One shot deal.

[BorneAgain 0]

Love that Apron catch.

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Bottom rope slingshot + stair usage + suplex on the outside = much better

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For Kayfabe of fans, their world has been shattered seeing the ECW apron under the ring.

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For Kayfabe of fans, their world has been shattered seeing the ECW apron under the ring.

 

 

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT!!

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CURTAIN JERKER REFERENCE!

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This match SUCKS. Damnit.

 

At least they're goin' out kinda hot, though. Go Finlay or Kennedy!

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LITTLE BASTARD!

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Wow, three really fun wrestlers just had a really bad match with a really bad ending ending a really fun title reign. Lame.

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BRILLIANT!

 

*clinks Guiness bottles together, then chugs both of them*