OAO Raw Thread - September/4th/2006.

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Maria and Jeff Hardy. I can feel my IQ points slipping out, never to be recovered.

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I like the random Maria/Jeff interactions now. Now Jeff gets pyro?

 

It's still weird to see Jeff appear mostly normal.

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Thank god for Maria.

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OK, Jeff Hardy made me laugh.

 

I can't believe I said that, but yes, he made me laugh.

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I dont know why...I kinda like the Old Hardy Boyz theme...

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Sadly...Jeff really WAS watching the Press Conference from last week.

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next week Jeff will be staring at a floor watching linoleum curl..er..watching this match.

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I woulda rather have seen Hardys vs MNM

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What the hell is JR talking about....The WWE doesnt respect the IC belt anymore..

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JR, quit saying "belt"! You'll get fired.....again.

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DAMNLOOKATTHEMTITTIES

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next week Jeff will be staring at a floor watching linoleum curl..er..watching this match.

 

 

*backstage, Jeff watches a giant patch of grass (somewhere, RVD plots)*

 

Maria: Jeff, what are you watching?

 

Jeff: I'm watching Hulk Hogan and King Kong Bundy in a Cage from Wrestlemania II

 

Maria: That match was horrible.

 

(Jeff munches popcorn)

 

Maria: Ooooh, popcorn! Go get 'em, Hulkster!

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Nitro should lose in Atlanta..

 

Vince probably would get a kick out of that.

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How long has Nitro been wearing the Ultimate Warrior Boots?

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I woulda rather have seen Hardys vs MNM

 

Jeff would get the munchies and eat them.

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Rock's hair looks awful.

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How long has Nitro been wearing the Ultimate Warrior Boots?

 

Wrong guy, those are Jimmy Jacobs/Berzerker boots. He's been wearing them for pretty much since they debuted.

 

I stand corrected, as he has gotten new boots.

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"Is it true your client wishes to be known as T.K.?"

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How long has Nitro been wearing the Ultimate Warrior Boots?

 

Wrong guy, those are Jimmy Jacobs/Berzerker boots. He's been wearing them for pretty much since they debuted.

Ahh.. I remember the Bezerker...Right up there with Aldo Montoya

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That was an awkward as hell looking backbreaker.

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WWE Needs a CEO with balls..wheres Linda?

 

ha ha ha

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How long has Nitro been wearing the Ultimate Warrior Boots?

 

Wrong guy, those are Jimmy Jacobs/Berzerker boots. He's been wearing them for pretty much since they debuted.

Ahh.. I remember the Bezerker...Right up there with Aldo Montoya

 

 

HUSS!

He shoulda won at least one Royal Rumble. Tailor made for him.

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Nitro should lose in Atlanta..

 

Vince probably would get a kick out of that.

 

Especially if its the 11th anniversary of the first Nitro..

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How long has Nitro been wearing the Ultimate Warrior Boots?

 

Wrong guy, those are Jimmy Jacobs/Berzerker boots. He's been wearing them for pretty much since they debuted.

Ahh.. I remember the Bezerker...Right up there with Aldo Montoya

 

 

HUSS!

He shoulda won at least one Royal Rumble. Tailor made for him.

Well, the only two Royal Rumbles that he was in were:

 

1992: WWF Title was at stake.

1993: Title Shot at WrestleMania was at stake

 

Would you REALLY have wanted to risk having "WWF Champion The Berzerker"?

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Jeff Hardy is putting on a clinic on how to sell a back injury...

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Damn Nitro, that was pretty awesome.

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STANDING SHOOTING STAR!

 

We haven't seen that since Nitro's T.E. days!

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this aint a bad match....

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Somewhere out there Fat Tony is going "This is the greatest match in the history of Nitro!"

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There went that back-selling clinic