Oh No, Not Again (Part 2 of 2)

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Date: September 22, 2006

Time: 10:00 AM

Place: Unknown.

 

 

 

"Can I take this damn blindfold off now?" The image on the screen is that of Ben Hardy, pulling a black mask from his face. When he finally gets it off he looks at his cameraman. "How long has yours been off for?!"

 

"A minute or so. Do you know where we are?"

 

"Not a clue" replies Ben as he looks around him, the scene he has been pulled into the middle of shows a small podium and a group of around 10 reporters. A giant in a suit and tie stands at the podium, sunglasses tilted down over his nose as he looks over at Ben and the cameraman. When he notices both of them are unmasked, he moves from the podium and approaches them. Ben nearly wets himself.

 

"I'm sorry about having to do that to you at the airport, gentlemen. I was given orders to not let you break the news on TV until it was time."

 

"What news? What the hell is going on here? Where the hell are we?"

 

"Oh, I guess I can tell you now...you are---"

 

 

SLAAAAAAAAAM!

 

From behind them, two giant doors swing open, revealing Bloodshed, looking decidedly more clean cut than he was less than 24 hours ago. He walks in front of three more men in suits, though older than the giant next to Ben. With Alan at the podium, the big man moves back over towards the group of reporters as Bloodshed takes the microphone from the podium and holds it in his hand.

 

"Ah, that's more like it." He begins, walking around the small stage set up, "We would like to thank you all for coming on such short notice. It was brought to my attention yesterday morning by my boss, Mister Joseph Peters, that certain blocks were starting to fall into place as far as turning the SWF around. I was not given all the details immediately, but as they have come to me this morning I have to say that things are starting to turn around for me. So without further ado, I must hand off the microphone to my soon-to-be best friend, Walter. Walter? Can I call you Walt?"

 

"No sir." comes the response from the big man as he takes the microphone away from Bloodshed and looks out over the reporters just as he did minutes ago when Ben first saw him.

 

"Now, My name is Walter Reynolds, and as of this moment my job will be to protect the man behind me from any vicious attacks done outside an SWF ring. Also, because of his temper, I will also be stopping him from doing anything that the company would not approve of. We are not advocaters of violence, but as the SWF begins it's seventh year of quality entertainment, we see the potential for advertising, cross-promotion, and sponsorship. It is our anti-violence stance that has led to myself being put in this position of protection, to keep the wrestling done by our investment in the ring and legal. The words "hardcore", "ultraviolent", and anything to do with weapons, fire, or blood, unless caused outright during a legal one-on-one bout, as it is prone to occur, are hearby grounds to void said contract with us and possibly with the SWF. Meaning, should I let him wrestle in any violently gimmicked matches OR should I let him be involved in any non-sanctioned brawls or attacks, both of us will lose our jobs. But, even with my protection, in the invent of an attack, he has been informed to simply fall to the ground and to not fight back no matter what the circumstances until myself and security can disable the threat at hand. Do you understand?" Walter turns to Bloodshed, who nods his head in agreement.

 

"Then it is with my great pleasure that I introduce to you our newest investment...

 

 

Disney-Sponsored Alan Clark."

 

 

 

Have A Magical Day.

[Toxxic 0]

If we can get a series of promos out of this where each and every single SWF wrestler, including the Scion of Light, plays mischievous pranks on Clark to try and make him snap, I'll be a very happy man.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

That is going to be part of the fun.

[Smartly Pretty 0]

Maybe we could send him on a 15 hour plane flight so he can slap an old man?

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

Dear The Amazing Rando,

 

Regarding your latest promo and return to the Smarks Wrestling Federation:

 

YOU ARE VERY BAD AT THIS. PLEASE STOP.

 

Sincerely,

 

GOdrea GOdreaington

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Punch an old man.