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Jeff Hardy needs to meet them in a hallway and critique that segment.

Finger paint > spray paint and if you aint down with that I got 3 words for ya

 

happy lil trees

 

On the plus side, i'll be able to pre-order The Self Destruction Of Jeff Hardy soon.

 

 

They should call it "I'm Melting: The Jeff Hardy Story"

 

That's the sort of name that would attract emo teenage girls. (eh, and boys)

 

"Jeff Hardy: I'm Melting."

 

 

I say they let Jeff, Matt, and the other Omegas get high and do their own commentary for various old Hardy Boys matches.

 

"Dude that move was AWESOME! Pass those Doritos over here man! Who's got the number for Domino's?"

 

Family fun at it's finest.

 

Alliteration ROCKS!

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"Dude that move was AWESOME! Pass those Doritos over here man! Who's got the number for Domino's?"

 

Family fun at it's finest.

 

Alliteration ROCKS!

 

 

Bah, they wouldn't even be able to see the ring, It would be like Toccata & Fugue In D Minor segment from Fantasia....to them at least.

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The WWE doesn't give a monkeys ass about their undercard titles that much is very obvious.

 

Historically speaking, the world champions tend to have better success over undercard champions anyways. It's a proper thing to do in seperating the dominance and status of the championship.

 

In this instance, TBS should be killing Hardy anyways. Fans can't buy TBS as a legitimate monster heel champion if he struggles to beat Jeff. It isn't 2002 where TBS was essentially a mid-card act. TBS is being put on a high level. Jeff's nature is to be high risk and that's exactly how the match played out.

 

It put over both workers and more importantly, the ECW Title.

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"Dude that move was AWESOME! Pass those Doritos over here man! Who's got the number for Domino's?"

 

Family fun at it's finest.

 

Alliteration ROCKS!

 

 

Bah, they wouldn't even be able to see the ring, It would be like Toccata & Fugue In D Minor segment from Fantasia....to them at least.

 

Jeff Hardy running down the road screaming about dancing hippos and crocodiles. Sounds like something out of "Friday", with Hardy in the role of Chris Tucker.

 

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"Dude that move was AWESOME! Pass those Doritos over here man! Who's got the number for Domino's?"

 

Family fun at it's finest.

 

Alliteration ROCKS!

 

 

Bah, they wouldn't even be able to see the ring, It would be like Toccata & Fugue In D Minor segment from Fantasia....to them at least.

 

"This was the match where I beat Triple H for the IC title."

"What are you smoking man? I thought this was hockey"

"Lita?"

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The WWE doesn't give a monkeys ass about their undercard titles that much is very obvious.

 

Historically speaking, the world champions tend to have better success over undercard champions anyways. It's a proper thing to do in seperating the dominance and status of the championship.

 

In this instance, TBS should be killing Hardy anyways. Fans can't buy TBS as a legitimate monster heel champion if he struggles to beat Jeff. It isn't 2002 where TBS was essentially a mid-card act. TBS is being put on a high level. Jeff's nature is to be high risk and that's exactly how the match played out.

 

It put over both workers and more importantly, the ECW Title.

 

Well ok you can make a solid point for that match, but over the past say 4-5 years they've shown they could really careless about anything that isn't the main title.

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