Epic Reine Posted November 16, 2006 Report Posted November 16, 2006 My brother took an ungodly shit about an hour ago and the bathroom still smells. I'm afraid to go near it so Ihave to use the one in the other room. My shits aren't nearly as bad as his. So who shits up the restroom in your home? Yes, this this thread is completley random.
alfdogg Posted November 16, 2006 Report Posted November 16, 2006 I once cleared a concession line in high school with a single fart.
Guest Princess Leena Posted November 16, 2006 Report Posted November 16, 2006 Kitty. Their shit smells worse than whatever a human can defecate.
Guest Felonies! Posted November 16, 2006 Report Posted November 16, 2006 I once cleared a concession line in high school with a single fart. This doesn't surprise me. Alfdoff seems like a guy who can unleash a rancid odor when he needs to. EDIT: Alfdogg. I guess Alfdoff would be Alfdogg + Hoff.
PLAGIARISM! Posted November 16, 2006 Report Posted November 16, 2006 Not an issue that's been brought to a roundtable discussion yet, but I think the four of us have all been guilty at some stage. We had a spray air freshener in there for a while, for afterwards.
Man Who Sold The World Posted November 16, 2006 Report Posted November 16, 2006 That would be I. I'm lactose intolerant and refuse to stop drinking milk. So once my digestive system gets wind (no pun intended) of what's going out, leave my house for forty five minutes to an hour.
Guest CWMwasmurdered Posted November 16, 2006 Report Posted November 16, 2006 I once cleared a concession line in high school with a single fart. This doesn't surprise me. Alfdoff seems like a guy who can unleash a rancid odor when he needs to. EDIT: Alfdogg. I guess Alfdoff would be Alfdogg + Hoff. Man, Czech is turning into me.
Zack Malibu Posted November 16, 2006 Report Posted November 16, 2006 It's what you've always wanted, isn't it?
Red Baron Posted November 16, 2006 Report Posted November 16, 2006 Myself, though Kitty does leave up some ungodly bombs up in the kitty litter to clear out the house.
Guest Felonies! Posted November 16, 2006 Report Posted November 16, 2006 It's not my fault, it's the loose keyboard.
Gary Floyd Posted November 18, 2006 Report Posted November 18, 2006 Kitty. Their shit smells worse than whatever a human can defecate. My family used to have a cat, so yeah, cats can be lethal. Dogs are brutal with their farts too.
Guest Felonies! Posted November 19, 2006 Report Posted November 19, 2006 Once, my dog farted audibly, which was unusual for him, and acted really alarmed by the sound he made. He was all like "the hell was THAT?" for a few seconds. If Mr. Baby isn't in the mood to be held, he will release the most dreadful, punishing, existence-of-a-God-questioning expulsion of gas that I've ever smelled. He's eaten cassette tapes before.
CanadianGuitarist Posted November 20, 2006 Report Posted November 20, 2006 Myself, though Kitty does leave up some ungodly bombs up in the kitty litter to clear out the house. This man speaks truth. Baron has talked smack about his pungency before, but Albert always leaves him outdone. My dad is STILL bragging about his farts from a camping trip in 2000, in which he ate and drank so much greasy stuff and booze that his farts scared off people over 30 feet away within seconds of leaving his body. I don't think by tomorrow night that I'll have the most weird post here.
CanadianChris Posted November 20, 2006 Report Posted November 20, 2006 Myself, though Kitty does leave up some ungodly bombs up in the kitty litter to clear out the house. This man speaks truth. Baron has talked smack about his pungency before, but Albert always leaves him outdone. My dad is STILL bragging about his farts from a camping trip in 2000, in which he ate and drank so much greasy stuff and booze that his farts scared off people over 30 feet away within seconds of leaving his body. I don't think by tomorrow night that I'll have the most weird post here. This might outdo it... My dad still tells the story of how he cleared a bowling alley 35 years ago after a day of consuming beer and pickled eggs.
Jericholic82 Posted November 21, 2006 Report Posted November 21, 2006 last week at work someone was in the bathroom and man did it leave the most ungodly smell I have ever experienced. then another day someone didnt flush and I caught a glimspe of a real nice site EWWWWWWW my dad pretty much rules the fart roost I guess. Though my mom can do well too, my dad is crazyt so he will run into my room at night and ask for help cuz she smelled up the room (of course hes just exaggeratingcuz thats his humor) I get pretty bad when I really have to poop (I can tell even if I dont feell like it cuz it will smell bad) If I eat garlic It gets pretty bad as well as chicken sometimes (alot of foods get to me, I think it stems from being badly colic as a baby)
CanadianGuitarist Posted November 21, 2006 Report Posted November 21, 2006 So I was sent to another Wal*mart to work overnights last night, in a store across the region. Never met the 40 or 50 people I worked with until last night. Disgusted them all with a few bombs I dropped, thanks to having consumed literally nothing but beer, chili and fast food for three days at that point. It hit me then: The level of digust must be measured by whether or not it grosses the farter out. My God, I was too grossed out by myself to take pride in what I'd done. Now that it's in retrospect, I am feeling pride like a father would feel.
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