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So Hotbutter Spoontoaster is gone...

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Maybe to those other guys she is.

I've turned masturbating to girls on a message board into a new fetish... I believe I've mentioned that before. Boardophilia, you see. Besides, Leena went out of her way to get me to beat off to her. I'm not sure what she thought of me... only that I made her cum like a super soaker!

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Is it really that surprising? They're nice enough. If I'm on the computer, it's pretty clear I have nothing better to do with my time than jerk off.

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Guest Vitamin X

I always wondered why the minx cat was particularly considered to be the most voraciously sexy one.

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A common misconception, but there actually is no minx cat. It's often used erroneously to refer to a Manx cat (I know this because I've had two Manx cats myself).

 

Anyway, I just looked it up... couldn't find any etymology for minx referring to a sexually voracious female. It is apparently an old spelling of mink... which in the past was associated with ladies of extravagance. I suppose it's sort of like a fox ie. attractive woman, and they both have an X in them. I think the X sound is naturally exotic, predating it's use as a pornographic rating. These animals are all fairly sleek and cunning. So is a cougar, for that matter. I think that's where the meaning lies. Somewhere in the exotic sounds and vaguely feline associations.

Like, everyone knows rabbits fuck all the time, but calling a girl a fuck bunny isn't really all that complimentary.

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Oh, I knew about the mynx meaning manx cat. Thanks for the insightful research, Milky. I ask because that had been the third or fourth instance yesterday that I had heard something about a "being a mynx in the sack".

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Yeah, Leena's ass, Leena's BUTT, Leena in a thong. Blah blah blah. Let's get to the real issue.

 

Hotbutter Spoontoaster. Restore his account or I use my mod powers to ban The Czech Republic.

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Leena's gained a little weight since then. But hey, so have I.

God, she must be a fuckin giant. What is she, 6 Foot 179lbs

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No, she looks ok. I just noticed on her facebook pictures that she seemed a little fuller. But hey, if you can't let yourself go when you get married...

 

Actually it's not true that I have gained weight too... I've lost some actually.

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Guest Tzar Lysergic
This is how posters become popular and beloved at TSM, right?

Fat women? Worked for me.

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Whatever happened to that upstanding lad known affectionately Hotbutter Spoontoaster? Is he hanging out with Wild Pegasus at the pit somewhere?

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fat-blonde-woman-3.jpg?

Calling luke-o.

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Leena and Yuna, huh. To each their own.

 

Hey wait a minute, why this unrequited slam on Yuna? Leena I can understand both hate and love for, but Yuna never did anything to anyone. She's pretty fucking weird, I'll admit... but I don't think it's in a bad way. I don't know what she looks like, but I think somebody told me once she was overweight. Not really a big deal. She talks like an anime character.

 

Actually, Leena, Yuna and I all three love cats. That's the connection. KKK and I should be cybering any day, then.

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I pictured Yuna looking like Courtney Cox on Friends, just the younger CC in the flashbacks. No idea what her character name is.

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I thought Yuna posted pictures of what she looked like on here? Wasn't she red-headed, pale with freckles, and a little heavier?

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Leena and Yuna, huh. To each their own.

 

Hey wait a minute, why this unrequited slam on Yuna? Leena I can understand both hate and love for, but Yuna never did anything to anyone. She's pretty fucking weird, I'll admit... but I don't think it's in a bad way. I don't know what she looks like, but I think somebody told me once she was overweight. Not really a big deal. She talks like an anime character.

 

Actually, Leena, Yuna and I all three love cats. That's the connection. KKK and I should be cybering any day, then.

 

It was more the draw comparison between your two internet love interests, not neccessarily a slam on Yuna. I'm not even aware if she still posts here.

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