So, I can't cuss for a week...

[In Credible 0]

great googly moogly

 

That's a great one.

[Scroby 0]

YOU BETTER MOTHERFUCKING WIN THAT BET!

 

Cause if you don't, I will come to where you live and make out with that chick right in front of you!

[Guest netslob]

 

awww, hamburgers!

[The Niggardly King 0]

GREAT MOHAMMED!

 

HOLY SPAM!

[Scroby 0]

Can you say shizznit?

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

Bolshevik!

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

In my opinion, you oughta stay away from the "clost but not quite" words. You do that, you're more likely to slip up and let one fly. Just stick to inarticulate screams of rage and you should do fine.

[Man Who Sold The World 0]

Before I get into this explanation, my first name isn't Gaylord and the last name ain't Focker!

 

Well, in the wake of the "you're pussy whipped" comments (you know who you are ) I decided to explain the situation (it's not like she visits this forum):

 

 

She's obviously asian (filipino to be exact, so my step-mother obviously loves her who is also filipino) and so this week, I'm out spending time with her (tradition as (what?) ) family in Chicago while I take a "sick" leave from my exciting production job (ankles in a cast from a basketball accident). Worst part about that, was that we took a train out here because I couldn't fly. No one should ever have to endure the punishment of taking a train to Chicago. I'll never get those days back. That's all I will say. Anyways, In her family - because we date - I have to meet her entire fricking tree and this is bull schmidt because I'm a little freaked on how they'll accept me, being as I'm not filipino and I _know_ that will be a problem. Her dad recently told her (after meeting me), "Why are you dating that Indian fellow?". Guess light-skinned people can be any damn race. (I told her, her dad was being a total Kramer.) Anyways, so the deal I made with her (because her family is so by-the-book) was to not cuss for the week where I'm staying with her family because it would look bad and I cuss like it's going out of style. I mix words together and attempt new variations, yeah I'm bad. So, the deal is if I win, we go to Vegas for New Years Eve, and stay at her Uncles suite (who will be overseas) and she gets to wear the nurse uniform .

 

I took the bet because I'd actually like to make a good impression on her family and I don't back down from challenges. I got the meanest look from her mother the other day. I was playing Zelda on Wii and fricked up, so I shouted "Sugar!". They want to catch me doing/saying something so bad, it's great. Silly little asians. They speak their damn tagalog about me and I want to shout "Shut the front door!". Lucky they have a hot daughter. I mean, her little brother likes me, I teach him how to play basketball!

 

And while I'm there, me and my girl sleep in different rooms, because they think she's an innocent frickin' nun. Whatever. So I'm whacking on and whacking off. Weeks almost over.

 

I meet the grandparents tomorrow. Oh joy.

[The Niggardly King 0]

There's a bad comedy right there in the making. Write it up MWSTW.

[Conspiracy_Victim 0]

There's a bad comedy right there in the making. Write it up MWSTW.

 

Yup. Plenty of opportunity for wacky hijinks. I can see the episode where someone ends up in someone else's bed in an inappropriate fashion already. How about Kal Penn as the lead?

Edited December 7, 2006 by Conspiracy_Victim

[Guest Princess Leena]

Is the TC, RickJamesBitch?

 

This makes more sense then.

[Scroby 0]

Before I get into this explanation, my first name isn't Gaylord and the last name ain't Focker!

 

Well, in the wake of the "you're pussy whipped" comments (you know who you are ) I decided to explain the situation (it's not like she visits this forum):

 

 

She's obviously asian (filipino to be exact, so my step-mother obviously loves her who is also filipino) and so this week, I'm out spending time with her (tradition as (what?) ) family in Chicago while I take a "sick" leave from my exciting production job (ankles in a cast from a basketball accident). Worst part about that, was that we took a train out here because I couldn't fly. No one should ever have to endure the punishment of taking a train to Chicago. I'll never get those days back. That's all I will say. Anyways, In her family - because we date - I have to meet her entire fricking tree and this is bull schmidt because I'm a little freaked on how they'll accept me, being as I'm not filipino and I _know_ that will be a problem. Her dad recently told her (after meeting me), "Why are you dating that Indian fellow?". Guess light-skinned people can be any damn race. (I told her, her dad was being a total Kramer.) Anyways, so the deal I made with her (because her family is so by-the-book) was to not cuss for the week where I'm staying with her family because it would look bad and I cuss like it's going out of style. I mix words together and attempt new variations, yeah I'm bad. So, the deal is if I win, we go to Vegas for New Years Eve, and stay at her Uncles suite (who will be overseas) and she gets to wear the nurse uniform .

 

I took the bet because I'd actually like to make a good impression on her family and I don't back down from challenges. I got the meanest look from her mother the other day. I was playing Zelda on Wii and fricked up, so I shouted "Sugar!". They want to catch me doing/saying something so bad, it's great. Silly little asians. They speak their damn tagalog about me and I want to shout "Shut the front door!". Lucky they have a hot daughter. I mean, her little brother likes me, I teach him how to play basketball!

 

And while I'm there, me and my girl sleep in different rooms, because they think she's an innocent frickin' nun. Whatever. So I'm whacking on and whacking off. Weeks almost over.

 

I meet the grandparents tomorrow. Oh joy.

You cussed...and if you screw up, I have no probelm picking up on where you left off. Actually do you wanna go ahead and give her my number?....For future referance

[The Niggardly King 0]

There's a bad comedy right there in the making. Write it up MWSTW.

 

Yup. Plenty of opportunity for wacky hijinks. I can see the episode where someone ends up in someone else's bed in an inappropriate fashion already. How about Kal Penn as the lead?

 

And Jackie Chan as the father?

 

You know what that smell is? It's a #1 movie...

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Consider that the guy who started this thread is very cool in real life, gets to bang a hot filipina chick, yet is a monumental dork on this board. There's a lesson to be learned, I'm sure.

[Guest Legalise Drugs and Murder]

I wouldn't say she's hot. I'd just as soon not compromise myself and hose those two skeezers on either side of the nurse.

[Man Who Sold The World 0]

Consider that the guy who started this thread is very cool in real life, gets to bang a hot filipina chick, yet is a monumental dork on this board. There's a lesson to be learned, I'm sure.

 

And this speaks volumes for the rest of the people on this board. Shape up, humans!

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Pussy whipped.

[Man Who Sold The World 0]

Pussy whipped.

 

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Pussy whipped.

 

 

The hood aint checkin for asian girls.

[Man Who Sold The World 0]

I'm heading back to California tomorrow night (so I guess it wasn't a full week). Things didn't go how I exactly wanted them to, but it wasn't a total disaster and her pops doesn't work for the CIA. Her grandfather likes to say "Bwack Mwan" alot and not use my name, but I didn't get offended. He said his neighborhood was safer without "us". I did get offended. Normally I don't give a shit, considering I'm about every single race sans whats in the United Nations, but that was a pretty low blow. And when we discussed music, he laughed in shock when I said I listened to the Rolling Stones and The Eagles. He said "Listening to rap music that samples off their songs doesn't count, boy." That mother fudgesickle. My girl believes that they'll come around once they figure out what we have is special. What we have? I mean, she looks *GREAT* in a nurse's uniform, but I couldn't exactly explain that to her pops [drums]. Anyways, I lost the bet. Yeah. Doesn't really matter, but it does. I mean, we're still going to Vegas (I was going with, or without her), and she'll still probably roleplay (this time the video recording option may be scrapped), but I wanted to prove to her that cuss words weren't an important part of my vocabulary.

 

It happened during lunch. We went to some place called Starapolska (sp?) of Belmont I believe just inside Chicago. Something was put on my plate by a chef and as he explained what it was (some type of sushi), I exclaimed "Nah, I don't eat that shit." and like a fucking pimple on prom night, her dad pops up! I turned a little red, and he just smirked like he had won. Forget him (i just realized I can cuss now heh) Fuck him! His name is Jose, HE'S NOT FUCKING MEXICAN! He needs to quit acting like he's superior because he's all super good at math and he can program a video game in the span of time it takes for me to tie my shoe. And the best part of this whole trip will be the train ride home, in which he has decided to bunk with me in place of his daughter for a little "quality, man-to-man" time. I can't wait. I'm gonna let this sonuvabitch have it...

 

Or not.

[Star Ocean 3 0]

now Panorama City, that place has a lot of Filipinos.

[Guest Vitamin X]

ain't that the truth

 

You know, that's pretty sad that it's so difficult to avoid cussing. Why are you so angry all the time that it becomes a challenge to avoid cussing, The Man Who Sold The World.

 

I'd be able to win this bet no prob, even if the girl in question is not all that great, but it's better than what I have now, which is nothing.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Jesus Christ this did end up like a shitty comedy so far... there was the conflict, and it was hilarious.

[Scroby 0]

ain't that the truth

 

You know, that's pretty sad that it's so difficult to avoid cussing. Why are you so angry all the time that it becomes a challenge to avoid cussing, The Man Who Sold The World.

 

I'd be able to win this bet no prob, even if the girl in question is not all that great, but it's better than what I have now, which is nothing.

I'm assuming that "The Man Who Sold The World" is from California, since he said he was coming back to California. If he actually from CA, then I understand where he's coming from. Cuss words are in all Califorian's vocab.

[Ravenbomb 0]

Frell and Smeg

[Guest Vitamin X]

ain't that the truth

 

You know, that's pretty sad that it's so difficult to avoid cussing. Why are you so angry all the time that it becomes a challenge to avoid cussing, The Man Who Sold The World.

 

I'd be able to win this bet no prob, even if the girl in question is not all that great, but it's better than what I have now, which is nothing.

I'm assuming that "The Man Who Sold The World" is from California, since he said he was coming back to California. If he actually from CA, then I understand where he's coming from. Cuss words are in all Califorian's vocab.

 

I'm from California, and know several other people who are from growing up (obviously). If you lack the inability to control your speech, that's not dependent on where you're from, that's dependent on being an immature fool.

 

But then again, Man Who Sold the World is pretty young, from my understanding, so I think I could see that happening.

[Man Who Sold The World 0]

I think some people are looking into this topic too seriously. Note the origin of this topic (Chocolate Socket). Note the agenda of the bet. Note the picture of the naughty nurse. Proceed.