Matt Young 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2006 I just called my friend Aaron, and after 20 seconds or so, he's all, "Dude, can I call you back in a couple minutes? I'm in the middle of jacking off." So why did he answer his phone?! I already had to witness he and his girlfriend drunk and fucking in a hotel room. God damn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFranchise 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2006 I'm sure he wasn't, he probably said 'if that's anybody but Matt, take it, if it's him, tell him the first thing that comes to mind.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted December 29, 2006 He was hoping your sexy voice would help but obviously you failed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2006 I've been told my voice is pretty sexy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2006 My buddy's girlfriend bitched at me a few weeks ago for calling his cell as they were fucking. That didn't sit well with me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2006 Maybe the ringing was throwing off his mojo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2006 OK who rated this as 5 stars? I don't have time to burn, fellas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2006 My buddy's girlfriend bitched at me a few weeks ago for calling his cell as they were fucking. That didn't sit well with me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2006 My buddy's girlfriend bitched at me a few weeks ago for calling his cell as they were fucking. That didn't sit well with me. the fact that she bitched you out or them fucking while you were trying to call him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Cannon 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2006 My buddy's girlfriend bitched at me a few weeks ago for calling his cell as they were fucking. That didn't sit well with me. the fact that she bitched you out or them fucking while you were trying to call him? Maybe they have a preterdetermined Doing It Hour and all their friends know about it and no is supposed to call in that block of time. "No calls during Fucktime!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2006 Either that or he tried getting through to them about nine times in three minutes. You can excuse someone trying to get through once or twice, but when they're persistantly trying to get through, its annoying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2006 "Man, I got these fools after me and this muthafucka is busy fuckin his bitch!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2006 Matt's obviously crying for help about his sexuality, people. Why else act all "offended" about hearing that a guy's jerking off yet randomly throw in another equally shitty little story about seeing your buddy naked? Suck 'em, don't be afraid! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2006 Who even gets offended by seeing a buddy plow a girl? I'd be watching that shit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2006 I dunno, maybe SNL's "It's Pat" would. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2006 It's Matt! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2006 It's Matt! And there's my new gimmick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2006 My buddy's girlfriend bitched at me a few weeks ago for calling his cell as they were fucking. That didn't sit well with me. Chris and Yasmine. And the "things that shouldn't be done" was about Yasmine's bitching at me, although I found it relevant to Matt Young's first story. In hindsight....not so much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2006 I already had to witness he and his girlfriend drunk and fucking in a hotel room. God damn. You know, if you offered to join, I bet you they would have stopped.....or you could have joined and not felt left out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2006 I already had to witness he and his girlfriend drunk and fucking in a hotel room. God damn. You know, if you offered to join, I bet you they would have stopped Oh come on, it's worked in every porn I've ever seen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest "Go, Mordecai!" Report post Posted December 30, 2006 Matt's obviously crying for help about his sexuality, people. Why else act all "offended" about hearing that a guy's jerking off yet randomly throw in another equally shitty little story about seeing your buddy naked? Suck 'em, don't be afraid! You're in a fraternity; you don't get to make fun of people's inner homosexuality. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2006 I already had to witness he and his girlfriend drunk and fucking in a hotel room. God damn. You know, if you offered to join, I bet you they would have stopped Oh come on, it's worked in every porn I've ever seen Excatly! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2006 Who even gets offended by seeing a buddy plow a girl? I'd be watching that shit! She could have been ugly. Or your buddy could have a really hairy and sweaty ass. Or both of those. See, that's pretty fucking offensive. All depends on the angle. If it's all the girl and she's hot, fuck getting offended. That's when you get the fucking camcorder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Black Lushus 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2006 Who even gets offended by seeing a buddy plow a girl? I'd be watching that shit! She could have been ugly. Or your buddy could have a really hairy and sweaty ass. Or both of those. See, that's pretty fucking offensive. All depends on the angle. If it's all the girl and she's hot, fuck getting offended. That's when you get the fucking camcorder. I only associate with high class tits and hairy ass... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Matt Young 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2006 Who even gets offended by seeing a buddy plow a girl? I'd be watching that shit! She could have been ugly. Or your buddy could have a really hairy and sweaty ass. Or both of those. See, that's pretty fucking offensive. All depends on the angle. If it's all the girl and she's hot, fuck getting offended. That's when you get the fucking camcorder. I only associate with high class tits and hairy ass... Wait, what? That sounds all sorts of wrong... The second part of the sentence anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
