bumping threads

[Annabelle 0]

how does anyone have the mental capacity or motivation to remember a worthless thread to dredge up 3 years after its original post date? stay amazing, tsm.

[Guest Princess Leena]

You're stupid.

[Ravenbomb 0]

I'm going to bump this thread. It might be years from now, but I am going to bump this thread. I'm just saying right now.

[Annabelle 0]

You're stupid.

 

i think that actually might be the case. thats what i am worried about. see, i posted this, and didn't realise that i left myself vulnerable to being called stupid. it is my stupidity that blocks any memory of a ben folds five thread from 2 years ago.

[Slayer 0]

You go through the archives, find an old thread, and then make a post so that it appears in the current forum

 

...what kind of question is this

[Star Ocean 3 0]

The only "bumps" I'm concerned with are things that go bump in the night. One minute you're enjoying a siesta on your saddle curled up in the corner with a half empty bottle of cerveza, the next your feet are tied tighter than a pig loves its trough. If a man can't trust his own ranch, what can he trust?

[Guest "Go, Mordecai!"]

You're stupid.

 

i think that actually might be the case. thats what i am worried about. see, i posted this, and didn't realise that i left myself vulnerable to being called stupid. it is my stupidity that blocks any memory of a ben folds five thread from 2 years ago.

Okay, check this out, this is amazing shit:

 

"Were there any threads about Ben Folds Five?"

"I'll search for the word folds."

"Oh, there's one."

[Annabelle 0]

not how to sue the search engines, sillys. how you even remember that there was a thread like this to search for. and other threads that have been created in the past.

[Black Lushus 0]

oh you know how it goes...you start a thread and then there's always some schmuck that chimes in with "there's already a thread on this"...no matter how old that thread was or how long it's been inactive.

[Slayer 0]

Only in Banky's world would having a good memory be considered a character fault

[Guest "Go, Mordecai!"]

not how to sue the search engines, sillys. how you even remember that there was a thread like this to search for. and other threads that have been created in the past.

I have no recollection of this thread in question. I simply picked the first thread I saw with "Ben Folds Five" in the name. This is weird, even for you.

[Wyld Cannon 0]

bumping uglies > bumping threads, amirite?

[Annabelle 0]

Only in Banky's world would having a good memory be considered a character fault

 

hey guy. i said i am the one with the flaw.

[k thx 0]

I'm gonna side with Banky on this one.

 

If you recall a meaningless thread from years back and decide to bump it, that's pretty lame. There's far more important things you should be remembering instead of threads.

[snuffbox 0]

Didnt see that post comin, rite?

[k thx 0]

Didn't see that post coming, right?

 

(I would have just copied exactly what snuffbox put, but I'd look illiterate)

[Guest "Go, Mordecai!"]

Not as clever as you thought.

[snuffbox 0]

Chave needs to stop trying so hard.

[Slayer 0]

I'm gonna side with Banky on this one.

 

If you recall a meaningless thread from years back and decide to bump it, that's pretty lame. There's far more important things you should be remembering instead of threads.

Because you can only have a finite number of memories!

[k thx 0]

I'm gonna side with Banky on this one.

 

If you recall a meaningless thread from years back and decide to bump it, that's pretty lame. There's far more important things you should be remembering instead of threads.

Because you can only have a finite number of memories!

You can only have a finite number of memories...

[Slayer 0]

The way you guys are talking though makes it sound like if I have space in my memory to remember old useless threads on a message board, I must not be able to simultaneously remember important things like paying next month's mortgage

 

"He remembers important things, which is good, but he remembers insignificant things too, so he sucks!"

[Gary Floyd 0]

Banky: Asking the tough questions.

[BUTT 0]

Has Banky never bumped a thread before?

[k thx 0]

The way you guys are talking though makes it sound like if I have space in my memory to remember old useless threads on a message board, I must not be able to simultaneously remember important things like paying next month's mortgage

 

"He remembers important things, which is good, but he remembers insignificant things too, so he sucks!"

No, but there are a miriad other things that you (not you specifically, you know what I mean) have probably forgotten that are more important than a meaningless thread from years ago.

[BUTT 0]

You can't always choose what you're going to remember, Chave. I mean, I'd rather remember all the stuff I learned in astronomy class about the differentiating characteristics of the planets than remember your thread about how you were afraid that porn was going to turn you into a sexual deviant but unfortunately a lot of inconsequential stuff stays with you longer than important stuff.

[Guest "Go, Mordecai!"]

I wish I remembered how to do logarithms, but I just remember "i thnk w shld tlk lk ths."

[k thx 0]

I'm flattered that people I've never met (and probably never will do) find my life more memorable, and therefore presumably more important, than astronomy or logarithms.

[SuperJerk 0]

how does anyone have the mental capacity or motivation to remember a worthless thread to dredge up 3 years after its original post date? stay amazing, tsm.

Ahem.

sorry. i didnt realise tsm had punctured rusty hooks into your eye lids & forced you to read this thread.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Welp, there she is.

[Guest "Go, Mordecai!"]

SuperJerk, you just used that quote in the last post you made!