Georgia Legislator Exposes Massive Jewish Conspiracy

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http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/012504.php

 

It's times like these you've just got to miss that dear lady Molly Ivins.

 

Meet our new friend, Georgia State House Rep. Ben Bridges ®, chairman of the retirement committee in the state house.

 

Bridges is now in a bit of trouble for spilling the beans about evolution being the product of a Pharisee Jew conspiracy to bamboozle normal Americans and destroy Christianity.

 

“Indisputable evidence — long hidden but now available to everyone — demonstrates conclusively that so-called ‘secular evolution science’ is the Big-Bang 15-billion-year alternate ‘creation scenario’ of the Pharisee Religion,” reads the letter that went out under Bridges' name. “This scenario is derived concept-for-concept from Rabbinic writings in the mystic ‘holy book’ Kabbala dating back at least two millennia.”

 

It seems that the actual author or analyst, I guess you might say, was a fellow named Marshall Hall, the husband of Bridges campaign manager, Bonnie Hall. Then they sent it out over Bridges' signature to state legislators in Texas, California, New York, Illinois, Pennsylvania and Ohio. And they didn't stop by letting the cat out of the bag on evolution. They also blew the whistle on all this hokum about the earth revolving around the Sun.

 

Barnes' memo pointed fellow state legislators to the information at fixedearth.com which rails against the “a mystic, anti-Christ ‘holy book’ of the Pharisee Sect of Judaism” and claims that “the earth is not rotating … nor is it going around the sun.” They've even caught on to the "centuries-old conspiracy" on the part of Jewish physicists to destroy Christianity.

 

Now, it was down in Texas that things started to spin out of control. Warren Chisum ®, House Appropriations Committee Chairman in the Texas state House, took the memo from his friend Bridges and used the House operations system to distribute the memo throughout the legislature. (Here's Chisum's cover letter and the Bridges' memo.)

 

The ADL caught wind of the Bridges memo and now Chisum says he's "willing to apologize if I've offended anyone" if anyone got their big nose bent out of shape.

 

Reports the Dallas Morning News: "Mr. Chisum said he hadn't looked at the Web site and didn't realize that he was distributing that type of material. He expressed chagrin that he didn't vet the material more carefully."

 

Indeed, even Bridges is now saying that he didn't have anything to do with the memo.

 

Hall doesn't agree. He said he wrote it and got Bridges' approval to send it out. "I gave him a copy of it months ago,” Hall, who is a retired high school teacher told the Atlanta Journal Constitution. “I had already written this up as an idea to present to him so he could see what it was and what we were thinking.” And of course the two have teamed up to ban the teaching of evolution in Georgia back in 2005. So, Bridges' denials are ringing a tad hollow.

 

And the views expressed in his memo are just too compelling for Bridges to deny outright.

 

Asked if he agreed with the Kaballah evolution conspiracy theory and the earth's lack of motion, he told the Atlanta Journal Constitution, “I agree with it more than I would the Big Bang Theory or the Darwin Theory. I am convinced that rather than risk teaching a lie why teach anything?”

 

(ed.note: Additional research provided by Eric Kleefeld.)

 

 

 

-- Josh Marshall

 

 

A modern-day Galileo!

[justsoyouknow 0]

Obviously, he's not familiar with Crab People.

[Special K 0]

Now, now-now, when I said 'all niggers wuz faggots', what I meant wuz 'all faggots are niggers'.

[Guest Oedipus Rex]

It's about time somebody was brave enough to speak the truth!

[Richard 0]

Well I say that the Christianity was a plot by a small but powerful group of Jews to replace the glorious European traditions of intellectual discourse and drunken bisexual orgies with ignorance and chastity, plummeting the western world into the dark ages, while this Jewish sect headed the Catholic church and made out like damn hell ass kings.

[snuffbox 0]

like damn hell ass kings, indeed.

[SuperJerk 0]

Please tell me this is a hoax.

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]