Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

I've spent a lot of time on this and on other boards discussing the many things our American friends are doing to harm the world. I thought it was time to celebrate the myriad things Americans do every day, everywhere, to make the world a better place. When we look beyond the brutal dishonesty of American foreign policy we see the enormous contribution Americans have made globally in science, the arts and philanthropy. Take Bill Gates and Bill Clinton and their incredible contributions to fighting the AIDS epidemic in the Third World. This is just one small example of Americans showing that their country is more than just a genocidal delivery system for fascism. *thumbs up*

 

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/stor...?hub=TopStories

Posted
jerkcity2770.gif
Posted

That comic i posted is pretty much a good description of every post you make in the CE forums, you know that?

 

If it keeps going like this, then I say we should just close the thread. I'm not in the mood to argue with you tonight.

Posted
It's not the fact that you're saying Americans do good things, it's the snide and sarcastic way of how you're presenting it.

Just ignore him. He's only doing this to get to people, so just don't bother with him.

Posted
God, I hate you so much C-Bacon.

 

genocidal delivery system for fascism.

 

Cheese and rice.

 

What, you didn't hear about all the ethnic cleansing the US is carrying out these days?

 

Bush is Hitler, you know! All you have to do is put the little mustache on his picture, then carry it around while chanting "No Blood For Oil!"

Posted

Don't try to subvert me with your Clash signature, man.

 

And I'm pretty much very on the oppositte side of the spectrum from Invader, and you're even taking that from me! God, C-Bacon, you're such a twat.

Posted
Cheney's the one you give the moustache. Bush gets strings that mysteriously appear at all of his joints.

 

That was an awesome scene in Dream Warriors man.

Posted

I'd vote Selleck.

 

If asked if I know

what follicles I'd grow

were I to be "King of Panache"

 

It would sprout out my nose

in hairy little rows

just like Tom Selleck's booshy moostache!

 

Tom's hair-covered lip,

it just makes me fli

pand prone to a horny heat rash

 

It's woolly and thick

like a caterpillar's dick

I adore Selleck's booshy moostache!

 

Other 'staches I've seen,

in the places I've bean

look just like Mike Farrell's from M*A*S*H!

 

I despise that man's face

It lacks the beauty and grace

of Tom Selleck's booshy moostache!

 

And what about Prince?

Oh, don't make me wince!

His looks like a wimpy eyelash!

 

It lacks the weight and the girth

of the best fur on earth

known as Tom Selleck's booshy moostache!

 

But I haven't the hair

to grace my lip there

and so all my dreams must be dashed

 

My nose shall never feel

the tickly, prickly appeal...

 

 

of Tom Selleck's booshy moostache.

Please sign in to comment

You will be able to leave a comment after signing in



Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...