It's pretty fucked up that Hawaii is a state

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Hoff can't you remember year old conversations?

[Hoff]

The answer is, apparently, no.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Hawaii only became a state because the US stuck a naval base there and it got bombed to hell by Japan. IF the US didn't have Pearl Harbor, they wouldnt have cared if Japan tried to take over Hawaii, and Japan probably wouldnt have bothered anyway.

 

Hawaii doesn't even get all the great fast food deals (OFFER NOT VALID IN AL & HI)..

 

They cant even shoot the Pro Bowl in HD due to the large distance.

 

What are you talking about, Bama gets fast food deals. I should know, I live there.

 

I guess I dont know my state abreviations. AK is Alaska, not AL.

[Guest Smues]

 

They don't even argue about me! In your face Hawaii! IN YOUR FACE!

Of course not, not while we're producing oil. And dog sled races! And uhh, Curt Schilling! And Jewel!

[Guest Vitamin X]

For some reason there's a lot of people from Alaska that move down here and every single girl I've met from that group is ridiculously hot.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

The answer is, apparently, no.

 

Piss is referencing the "Feast For Crows" chapters featuring Breane he really hated.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

For some reason there's a lot of people from Alaska that move down here and every single girl I've met from that group is ridiculously hot.

 

They need to take off their 21 layers of clothing obviously..since they probably dont need em in Oregon.

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

I wish to hell that Hawaii wasn't a state... at least that way, I could have drawn Foreign Duty Pay when I was stationed over there...

[Hoff]

The answer is, apparently, no.

 

Piss is referencing the "Feast For Crows" chapters featuring Breane he really hated.

OHHHHHHH.

 

B-r-i-e-n-n-e.

[Guest Eagle Man]

Hoff, when you correct people, hyphenating each letter does NOT facilitate learning its correct spelling, but in fact, makes it harder, because you don't see the word correctly!

[treble]

Who's Brian?

[Hoff]

Hoff, when you correct people, hyphenating each letter does NOT facilitate learning its correct spelling, but in fact, makes it harder, because you don't see the word correctly!

That may be true, but it makes me look like more of a dick, so it breaks even.

[Fökai]

I don't even have a witty response, but fuck you guys, we're worth keeping.

 

We're all healthy and well-tanned over here. Take that, Maryland (and Minnesota, for that matter).

[Dobbs 3K]

Hawaii being a state is awesome. When is Puerto Rico going to get sensible and become one?

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Don Ho is dead. I hope Hoff is satisfied.

[Hoff]

Only now do I see the error of my ways.

 

[BX]

Your hair isn't black.

[Hoff]

Your eyes isn't...good.

 

It's very clearly a dark brown. Fix yo monitor, s0n.

[BX]

For fucks sake. You're right.

 

I still have problems with that picture.

 

Like what'sup with your feet? Did you step on a landmine?

[Hoff]

Yes, for the purposes of this conversation.

[Guest Eagle Man]

Hoff, I don't know how to make an elephant noise. It just ends up as a Godzilla noise.

[Hoff]

It's okay, man. It's not a skill that everyone has. Just try to enjoy the elephant noises of others.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Don Ho is dead!

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Hoff, I don't know how to make an elephant noise. It just ends up as a Godzilla noise.

 

Start with low register trumpet ombesher, go high, and then low again really fast. You'll see what I'm getting at.

[Guest Eagle Man]

YES

 

EDIT: embouchure, but I got it.

[Hoff]

Czech, is that Get Fuzzy in your avatar? I love that strip.

[Guest Smues]

Yeah that's get Fuzzy he's using. The full strip is in this week's baseball thread.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

YES

 

EDIT: embouchure, but I got it.

 

I don't play the horn.

[BX]

*tries to make a joke about Banky playing the meat flute*

 

Um. Dicksucker.