razazteca 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Masters needs to use a Mark Coleman MMA gimmick and lose to the current IC champ a few times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Quiznos needs a Mortal Kombat crossover. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Quiznos needs a Mortal Kombat crossover. Took me a moment but I got it. Cute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 and JR fucks up the "fan's" name. At least he didn't call him "Jericho Marella" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 I wonder if the last name they gave Santino is a tribute to Gorilla Monsoon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Hmmmmm, Toasty? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 I wonder if the last name they gave Santino is a tribute to Gorilla Monsoon. A quick Wiki check on Gorilla brought me two awesome tidbits that I never knew. 1) Monsoon's original gimmick involved a past of wrestling bears and drinking blood, among other things. 2) His liscense plate read "KAYFABE" I find both awesome, for reasons I can't explain. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Hey, when did Edge get those new tattoos? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Hey, when did Edge get those new tattoos? After hanging with Orton for awhile he decided he didn't look bland enough to properly put over the tag team. Also, like HHH with Jericho, Edge sees Punk as a threat and is stockpiling tattoos to hurt Punk's "different look" appeal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Edge needs to get a Skeletor and RC Cola symbol tattoos then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Edge needs to get a Skeletor and RC Cola symbol tattoos then. M.A.S.K. and Tab. Yeah, I know the RC Cola thing... but dammit, I want Tab. and Starland Vocal Band. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawk 34 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Edge needs to get a Skeletor and RC Cola symbol tattoos then. Nice callback to RC Cola. SODAS RULE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Scott Hall returns with tattoos of the Snorks and Coke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Cena would win this crowd over if he busted out a Scorpion Kick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 But was M.A.S.K. as huge as GI Joe or He-Man? A Decepticons symbol would rule though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 I would cheer Edge until my dying day if he had a M.A.S.K. tattoo. It's not like I'm asking him to bust out a Centurions symbol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 But was M.A.S.K. as huge as GI Joe or He-Man? A Decepticons symbol would rule though. If I ever became a wrestler, I'd get the Autobots logo on one shoulder, and the Decepticon one on the other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecca 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Cena can beat 3 guys by himself....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 HBK the master of the oversell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 But was M.A.S.K. as huge as GI Joe or He-Man? A Decepticons symbol would rule though. If I ever became a wrestler, I'd get the Autobots logo on one shoulder, and the Decepticon one on the other. Go-Bots on your back? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 But was M.A.S.K. as huge as GI Joe or He-Man? A Decepticons symbol would rule though. If I ever became a wrestler, I'd get the Autobots logo on one shoulder, and the Decepticon one on the other. Go-Bots on your back? Giant Unicron on the back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 But was M.A.S.K. as huge as GI Joe or He-Man? A Decepticons symbol would rule though. If I ever became a wrestler, I'd get the Autobots logo on one shoulder, and the Decepticon one on the other. Go-Bots on your back? To quote from the song "The Ballad of Optimus Prime" "NOOOO! NOT LEADER 1! TURBO, CY-KILL, THAT SCOOTER THING! TONKA COULDN'T SELL ANYTHING EXCEPT THEIR DUMP TRUCKS AND THEY HAD TO MAKE THESE KNOCK OFFS! UNICRON KILL ME NOW! GOBOTRON MY ASS!" ...does that answer your question? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 That is harsh. Me personally I would go with a full body Super Dimensional Fortress Macross tatoo with the big guns on my arms then I would do the Batista dance every chance I got. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Well, to be fair...the Go-Bots were horrendous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest robrabies Report post Posted April 17, 2007 What a horrible Raw. Not only did they manage to completely strip the IC title of any value it once had, they also managed to completely bury all three of Cena's challengers for Backlash. Just an utterly disgusting show on all fronts, especially the 30 minute long first segment. Total ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cabbageboy 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 These overseas Raws are always really dull after WM. It's like they know the building will sell out anyway in Europe or Japan so they just book some crap. Add to it workers that are jetlagged and tired from these long trips and you get lethargic shows such as tonight. I have to admit I'm intrigued with how they brought up Boris Alexiev/Santino Marella. They have to do some sort of phony backstory on him now though. As in some sort of amateur credentials in Europe, maybe shootfighting too. More than just being some fan who came in and got lucky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Just say he was a pro kick boxer in Europe its believable since nobody in US of A actually cares about kick boxing to complain about it being a fake back story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 they also managed to completely bury all three of Cena's challengers for Backlash. Cena got his ass kicked all match, and only won because Edge speared Orton, HBK superkicked Edge, and then caught HBK w/ a surprise flash FU. How did that bury those 3? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 You know...Little Guido would have been great choice to come out and take the IC title off Umaga. Same scenrio, just except for the fan gimmick, use Guido. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2007 Carlito and Shelton impress the brass by blowing a hiptoss. to be fair...that was on Shelton. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
