Frozen Fruit

[Big Ol' Smitty]

Man, I'm eating a bowl of frozen strawberries (whole), peaches, blueberries, raspberries, & blackberries mixed with a little bit of vanilla yogurt.

 

I have recently discovered that I prefer frozen fruit, straight outta the freezer, to room temperature or even moderately chilled fruit.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

uh..frozen bananas are really the only good frozen fruit..

[Hoff]

uh..frozen bananas are really the only good frozen fruit..

Wait, what? What the fuck kind of statement is that? "Hey guys, pepperoni is the only good pizza topping." Whatever, Marv.

[Big Ol' Smitty]

I should punch Marvin right in the gizzard for that.

[MarvinisaLunatic]

The texture of other frozen fruit sucks.

[Dandy]

"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said "no." But then I realized I would like a regular banana later, so I said, "yeah.""

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Mitch Hedberg!

 

"On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana?"

[Big Ol' Smitty]

The texture of other frozen fruit sucks.

 

The texture of you sucks.

[MrRant]

He doesn't have any texture. He's bald all over.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

I agree. Who wants to eat frozen fruit that has a bunch of water content? It's pulp and ice.