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What a bullshit stupid ending. A CONTACT LENSE?

 

I remember Arn Anderson writing a piece in WCW magazine about how he wrestled WITHOUT contacts, despite having extremely poor eyesight. So now wrestlers with contact lenses are supposed to be treated as if they're physically handicapped and the match needs to be held up?

 

So the ref says "WAIT, STOP, SHE LOST A CONTACT! DEAR GOD!"

 

While, yes, it is a sneaky heel move, it also screams "Women's Wrestling - Don't Break a Nail!"

The match didn't end after that spot it was a pretty good match.
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LOL @ JBL:

 

"Benoit has the crossface, the diving head BUTT, the... other submission move he has.."

 

You dont hear JBL mess up all that often.

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There's a prolongued Power Ranger chant.

 

Excellent, that chant is awesome.

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If Orlando Jordan could be U.S. champ for almost six months, I'm sure MVP would do okay.

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"You said you're not going to take this laying down, but your eyes tell a different story!" - John Cena

 

They're making Orton to look like a complete fucktard tonight, even drawing a "DAMN!"

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At the end of Backlash, does Orton end up:

 

"Fired" and carried out by security guards, kicking and screaming...

F-U'd by Cena into a garbage truck and it drives off...

Speared by Edge into a case, while Michaels and Cena slap an "OVW" sticker on it...

Working a program with Carlito.

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