Guess what Pretzler's up to these days?

[Toxxic]

I knew he was smart, but bio-engineering?

 

Watch and learn

[Mr. S£im Citrus]

 

Am I being whoosed here?

[Ace309]

Pretz is the academic dude in the wig.

[Toshiaki Koala]

Pretz is the academic dude in the wig.

 

Hey now, he's a tough-talking huckster with extremely limited wardrobe access. Get yer facts straight.

 

EDIT: NEW LINK! Presumably racism-free.

[Toshiaki Koala]

 

[Smartly Pretty]

That was amazing.

 

I'm totally going to buy some war bonds.

[the.weej]

Ran a little long, but that had some real highlights.

 

"...they do, however, reflect the views of the United States government."

 

Satire is the most difficult, and also the most rewarding, form of comedy. Was the girl intended to be driving a BMW, or was that an unintentional bit of delicious irony?

 

-Z