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14 members have voted

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    • Andrew Jackson
      3
    • Teddy Roosevelt
      5
    • Richard Nixon
      3
    • Lindon B. Johnson
      0
    • Ulysses S. Grant
      2
    • Franklin D. Roosevelt
      1
    • Taft
      0
    • Millard Fillmore
      0


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I actually agree with Andrew Jackson. The man got shot once and nobody knew because he didn't even flinch. As a living human. As an undead cyborg? Fucking annihilator.

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TR. Guy went blind in one eye while boxing, while in office. Left a lofty government post to fuck shit up with the Rough Riders.

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Richard Nixon, I am sure he would have no qualms about taking any measure neccesseary to further his erm, "cyborg means" which of course would involve killing people.

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Teddy Roosevelt got shot in the middle of a speech, and then finished the speech.

 

But Andrew Jackson saw a guy pull a gun on him and he beat him into submission with his cane.

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TR. Guy went blind in one eye while boxing, while in office. Left a lofty government post to fuck shit up with the Rough Riders.

 

i'm with you... Teddy Roosevelt can fuck some people up

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TR is a good candidate, but remember than Andrew Jackson had to be told to stop killing indians by hand. And he didn't stop. If there ever was a badass president, AJ was it. He had 3 bullets inside of him and was notorious for starting fights in saloons.

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Ulysses S. Grant. He kicked everybody's ass during the Civil War. He was a drunk and he hated Jews. He might not have gotten shot during a speech or boxed while in office, but that was only because nobody was dumb enough to fuck with the Grant Man.

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T.R. Man was a soldier and a heck of a hunter as well. He could stalk his prey from a distance and pick them off Predator style.

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Ulysses S. Grant. He kicked everybody's ass during the Civil War. He was a drunk and he hated Jews. He might not have gotten shot during a speech or boxed while in office, but that was only because nobody was dumb enough to fuck with the Grant Man.

 

 

Grant would of been part of Nixon's evil Presidential Cyborgs. Jealous that Lincoln and Sherman got all the glory during the Civil War.

 

Dick Nixon

US Grant

John Adams

Herbert Hoover

James Buchanan

 

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