I'm scared.

[Man Who Sold The World]

Sure, but that's like the candy bride and groom on a wedding cake. That's not to scale.

 

I see your point. My plan is to have a psychedelic trip and see if Cthulhu and I can

sit down and resolve our issues. Maybe do a remix to a Blues Traveler song or something.

I can imagine him (it?) being godly on the harmonica.

 

I had an awesome trip once and smoked Freddy Krueger out.

He was just about to tell me how he gets into everyones dreams, when I snapped out of it.

Haven't been able to lure him back since.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But that's another story...

[Nighthawk]

I talked to Pennywise a couple times.

[Man Who Sold The World]

For some reason, every time I picture Pennywise, it's always with the clown paint,

only he has that bell hop outfit he wore in Home Alone 2, and that snotty English accent.

And he always says: "Sto-len credit caaard."

[Guest Vitamin X]

The proper term for the smaller multiple star-spawn of Cthulhu is Cthulhi. On earth they built the city R'lyeh, which later sank in the ocean, and where they still dwell with Cthulhu. A few are rumored to have escaped this incident, and can be found in hidden places on earth...

[Nighthawk]

Cue raccoon leaping into face.

[Smartly Pretty]

that might be the lamest thing I've ever done.

[Copper Feel]

I had a dream that God spoke to me, he was a black man.