SWF Storm Card - 8/22/2007

[chirs3]

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The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents...
SWF STOOOOORM!
Live, Wednesday, August 22nd, from the Charlotte Bobcats Arena in Charlotte, North Carolina!
(7pm PST, 10pm EST; check local listings)
(Send all promos/marked matches to chirs3)



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THE MAIN EVENT - Singles Match
Jimmy the Doom vs. Michael Alexander
--> Damn, Michael Alexander continues to impress. He's beaten Spike Jenkins, beaten Maddix and Manson at the same time... kid's moving up in the world. Some... things... could be in store for him in the future. For now at least, he's earned a spot in the Main Event, as he takes on one half of the Winston Churchill Experience, Jimmy the Doom!
Rules: Singles.
Word Limit: 5500
Send to: Ace309

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SINGLES MATCH
Toxxic vs. Jay Hawke
--> Toxxic said some very hurtful things about the Dean last show. We have a professional group therapist on staff, whose job it is to help people deal with their issues and express their criticism in positive, constructive ways. Unfortunately, Manson beaned him in the face with a kaleidescope, so he's out of commission, and that means these two will settle their differences like MEN.

And some women.

But mostly men.
Rules: Singles.
Word Limit: 5250
Send to: chirs3

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SINGLES MATCH
Austin Sly vs. FULMINATUS~!
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Rules: Singles.
Word Limit: 5000
Send to: Ace309

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SINGLES MATCH
Jesse James Sanders vs. Danny Dagda
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Rules: Singles.
Word Limit: 4397
Send to: chirs3

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SINGLES MATCH
"Big Bully" Bruner vs. Ghost Machine
--> I can die happy. Ghost Machine has returned.
Rules: Singles.
Word Limit: 4002
Send to: Ghost MachineAce309


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Lots of singles, because it's 6:15 in the AM and my creativity died out hours years ago - shout here for stip changes, and I'll be happy to oblige.

Will try to wake up before work to edit in missing descriptions and fix what needs to be fixed, but I make no guarentees. Blame Akira. He kept me awake. Well, him and booking, but it's easier just to blame him. Edited August 19, 2007 by Ace309

[Toxxic]

So, Jay, do you want to lose by tapout or pinfall?

[Sly]

So, Fulmy, do you want to lose by tapout or pinfall?

[Guest WhollyChao]

Yes.

 

 

[Mad Scientist]

Hey, I'm in the Main Event!

 

Oh, and...

 

OPENING PROMO!!!

[Mad Scientist]

Incidentally, just for my edification...is the show on for Wednesday the 22, or Thursday the 23?

[Ace309]

I'm going to go ahead and say Wednesday the 22nd. If this has adversely affected anyone's writing, please let me know.

[JHawk]

So, Jay, do you want to lose by tapout or pinfall?

DQ.

[Toxxic]

Oh, that's just no fun.

[chirs3]

Why did I pin that other show instead of this one?

 

Silly Chris.