"Why?"

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Why does Vanhalen always bump incredibly old threads with nothing relevant to say?

 

Why does Vanhalen copy Cyber Mark Madden's avatar?

 

Why does Vanhalen do the above, but with a different resolution that makes the picture look squished?

 

Why does he insist we take "this Saturday" for the past several months to vote for some guy named Saxon (John Saxon from Nightmare on Elm Street?)

 

Why is Vanhalen still allowed to post here?

 

Next time on "Why?" - razazteca.

[Vanhalen 0]

Why does Vanhalen always bump incredibly old threads with nothing relevant to say?

 

Because I get bored rather easily, and besides, its a lot of fun looking at old threads.

 

Why does Vanhalen copy Cyber Mark Madden's avatar?

Because I liked the "Czech is a fag" one, and he changed it and mine changed with it as it was using the same url, just havent got round to changing it.

 

Why does Vanhalen do the above, but with a different resolution that makes the picture look squished?

As far as I know, its exactly the same picture.

 

Why does he insist we take "this Saturday" for the past several months to vote for some guy named Saxon (John Saxon from Nightmare on Elm Street?)

Just cos I havent been arsed to change it.

 

Why is Vanhalen still allowed to post here?

Because I havent broken any rules

 

Next time on "Why?" - razazteca.

Why dont you examine yourself, you arent exactly Mr. fucking amazing.

[Vanhalen 0]

Besides, you are Canadian and that automatically makes me better than you.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I'm capable of answering my own questions and don't need to make a post about it. Thank you for answering these ones.

[Vanhalen 0]

Ah sorry, didn't realise they were rhetorical questions, with canadians you can never be too sure, its that complex they have you see, from being the United States' bitch

[Vanhalen 0]

Besides, your questions suck dude, havent you got anything intelligent to say?

[Copper Feel 0]

Just one day ago I would have called Van Halen a racist, but thanks to Milky's informative posting I now know that the correct term is in fact "xenophobe". Never say that the internet breeds ignorance!

[Hoff 0]

YES INTERNET!

 

I don't have much of an opinion on Vanhalen, but his posts in this thread make me wonder if Britain doesn't harbor some resentment to Canada I wasn't aware of. Maybe I can learn something too!

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

He's harmless.

[Slayer 0]

Ooh, Canada vs. England... you don't see that one come up often

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Besides, your questions suck dude, havent you got anything intelligent to say?

 

I post here, what do you think?

[Hoff 0]

Theory: Vanhalen and Cyber Mark Madden are one and the same.

 

Evidence:

1. They're both Brits.

2. They share an avatar.

3. ......

 

Two points is still two better than most claims made here at TSM.

[Slayer 0]

1. They're both Brits.

2. They share an avatar.

3. ......

4. Profit

[Vanhalen 0]

I honestly think I could be on these forums another 10 years and I would never figure you guys out, you are all wonderful but damn I cant figure you guys out.

[Copper Feel 0]

Well, could you please stop stealing my avatars?

[Vanhalen 0]

K

[Vanhalen 0]

Done

[Slayer 0]

Haha, your football team sucks

[Vanhalen 0]

Unfortunatly, I cannot disagree with this as we are playing absolutly terrible at the minute, but I always have hope.

[luke-o 0]

Meh, I'm all for Southampton as I used to live with two Pompey fans who did nothing but proclaim that they were the best team in the world. It made me hate the football team an awful lot. So it was great when Southampton won cause they would get all pissy.

 

On the other topic, I'm indifferent to Canadians. If it weren't for them, we wouldn't have had Strange Brew, that makes them good in my books eh.

[B@RTOK 0]

Besides, you are Canadian and that automatically makes me better than you.

 

You are the epitomy of a Jew Wop Mother Fucker.

[Vanhalen 0]

Meh, I'm all for Southampton as I used to live with two Pompey fans who did nothing but proclaim that they were the best team in the world. It made me hate the football team an awful lot. So it was great when Southampton won cause they would get all pissy.

 

On the other topic, I'm indifferent to Canadians. If it weren't for them, we wouldn't have had Strange Brew, that makes them good in my books eh.

 

Good for you Luke, and you should be chuffed with Reading, they are having an excellent couple of years, I really do miss the Premiership but I like it when a team gets promoted from CCC and really takes it to teams up there unlike some *cough*Derby*cough*

[Richard 0]

What's with all the soccer talk? This is America dammit, we don't tolerate that shit.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Ooh, Canada vs. England... you don't see that one come up often

 

I have a hard time deciding who I'd rather side with in that fight. Probably Canada, as they would be our New World kin.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I'd go with England. Look what the Germans did to them during WWII and they still stuck around.

[At Home 0]

Besides, you are Canadian and that automatically makes me better than you.

 

Canadian jokes are on a lower level than ginger humor. Trite, well-worn, unfunny bullshit.

 

Yeah, Vanhalen, you suck.

 

 

Wait, how is Canada America's bitch? I mean, from my brief stint there, it seemed like a lot of news and shit revolved around America, but I wasn't surprised. Canada is America's #1 trading partner, and from what I hear around the water cooler, we're actually two very distinct countries.

[luke-o 0]

Meh, I'm all for Southampton as I used to live with two Pompey fans who did nothing but proclaim that they were the best team in the world. It made me hate the football team an awful lot. So it was great when Southampton won cause they would get all pissy.

 

On the other topic, I'm indifferent to Canadians. If it weren't for them, we wouldn't have had Strange Brew, that makes them good in my books eh.

 

Good for you Luke, and you should be chuffed with Reading, they are having an excellent couple of years, I really do miss the Premiership but I like it when a team gets promoted from CCC and really takes it to teams up there unlike some *cough*Derby*cough*

 

Reading have been on a roll and I've got to give them a lot of credit for it too. I'm not a fan of them per say as my loyalties lie with the Toffies.

[dubq 0]

Besides, you are Canadian and that automatically makes me better than you.

Ah sorry, didn't realise they were rhetorical questions, with canadians you can never be too sure, its that complex they have you see, from being the United States' bitch

 

Translation: I have nothing worthwhile to burn you with so I will resort to tired old flames against your nationality.

 

Good one, VH. Good one.

[Vanhalen 0]

Meh, I'm all for Southampton as I used to live with two Pompey fans who did nothing but proclaim that they were the best team in the world. It made me hate the football team an awful lot. So it was great when Southampton won cause they would get all pissy.

 

On the other topic, I'm indifferent to Canadians. If it weren't for them, we wouldn't have had Strange Brew, that makes them good in my books eh.

 

Good for you Luke, and you should be chuffed with Reading, they are having an excellent couple of years, I really do miss the Premiership but I like it when a team gets promoted from CCC and really takes it to teams up there unlike some *cough*Derby*cough*

 

Reading have been on a roll and I've got to give them a lot of credit for it too. I'm not a fan of them per say as my loyalties lie with the Toffies.

 

Damn, I think we cursed them today, 7-4! Thats a playground score!

 

[B@RTOK 0]

Besides, you are Canadian and that automatically makes me better than you.

 

Canadian jokes are on a lower level than ginger humor. Trite, well-worn, unfunny bullshit.

That's the only thing I agree with. Although there are still funny TV shows on Canadian Television I much prefer the comedy comming from England. I think that Black Adder is hilarious. I have also noticed that I am getting into movies that deal with other cultures around the world. I think this is because after watching Canadian television for about 15 years of my life I have simply gotten bored of it. The only shows I like that I believe are canadian/american are Dexter, Boston Legal and The Office. All other shows aren't good in my opnion.