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Guest Tzar Lysergic
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Tito???

 

Change your fuckin' display name, now.

Guest Vitamin X
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I went to the bar last night to get a quick drink before they closed, and the one closest to my house locked their doors like 30 minutes early. Assholes! So I cruised down to this other bar, which caters to a more middle-aged type of crowd, and I went and got a Manhattan (I love some cherries soaked in copious amounts of whiskey). When I got my card out to pay for it, they said not to worry about it, because the dude sitting next to me by himself came in to the bar apparently loaded with cash and bought everyone in the bar a round just before, so I thanked him and talked to him for a bit. Cool Norwegian guy. Nice to have that shit happen randomly like that. I got another drink for chatting him up for a while, too (that one was Jamison's on the rocks).

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See, you enjoyed yourself. You're not a pathetic gutter drunk yet!

 

As for me, jesus fuck do I miss drinking. If only, if only I could achieve some sort of moderation, I'd go back to it in a second.

Guest Tzar Lysergic
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That's a tough racket. I miss drugs every single day, if only for a little bit. Never goes away entirely.

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This is the most tragic BUMP of my life thus far.

 

My 15 year old brother somehow obtained and hid 29 cans of Stella Artois and a bottle of vodka in his room. My father did not want a boy of such a vulnerable age to drink, so he gave them all to me. I drank about half of what I just listed, and it disproves my theory that I am impervious to hangovers entirely.

Guest Tzar Lysergic
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He's not an alcoholic, he's just british. Look at Benji, y'know?

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