Dandy 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2007 I hope Professor Chaos up there finds a good acronym for his company. I'd love to see him deliver a couch with the cushions arranged in the wrong order and then run out of the door cackling while he cries out "Fuck The World!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2007 Homer how old are you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest My Pal, the Tortoise Report post Posted December 15, 2007 Never even saw that run you're talking about. Fuck the world is just my attitude for anybody out there who wants anything from me. Charity? Fuck you. I've busted my ass to get where I am and continue busting it to put food on the table. Taxman already takes more than half of it and you want more? Like fuck. Kindness? Blow me. Who holds a door open for me, nobody, instead you force your way through the door I was at and sue me when their clumsy ass trips over the thing that I had in there. Who gave me their seat when I hobbled on the bus with a busted up knee? Nobody. Now I'm supposed to give up my seat because you're a bitch? Don't hold your fucking breath. Once upon a time I was a nice guy. I was idealistic and believed in the goodness of people and that giving it would see it returned. The world showed me the error of that ideal. Now I've got to remind myself to fuck the world and look out for the person that matters. Yeah, and I'll be dressed in a tuxedo, WAITIN' ON MY BRIDE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted December 15, 2007 Who holds a door open for me, nobody, instead you force your way through the door I was at and sue me when their clumsy ass trips over the thing that I had in there. That's some pretty impressive sentence construction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest My Pal, the Tortoise Report post Posted December 18, 2007 That's a head-exploder, isn't it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2007 Never even saw that run you're talking about. Fuck the world is just my attitude for anybody out there who wants anything from me. Charity? Fuck you. I've busted my ass to get where I am and continue busting it to put food on the table. Taxman already takes more than half of it and you want more? Like fuck. Kindness? Blow me. Who holds a door open for me, nobody, instead you force your way through the door I was at and sue me when their clumsy ass trips over the thing that I had in there. Who gave me their seat when I hobbled on the bus with a busted up knee? Nobody. Now I'm supposed to give up my seat because you're a bitch? Don't hold your fucking breath. Once upon a time I was a nice guy. I was idealistic and believed in the goodness of people and that giving it would see it returned. The world showed me the error of that ideal. Now I've got to remind myself to fuck the world and look out for the person that matters. Good promo... sets up the heel turn perfectly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
