Guest socksquatch Posted January 3, 2008 Report Posted January 3, 2008 At my great grandma's funeral, my mom was helping my grandma up out of the wheelchair to look at the body, and she (my grandma) let out a really loud fart. Did anyone laugh?
Bruiser_Brody_ Posted January 4, 2008 Report Posted January 4, 2008 I let one go tonight at 1:30 am as me and a group were drunkingly leaving a restarant. It made all patrons and waiters within an ear shot look at me as I laughed up roariously.
Guest socksquatch Posted January 4, 2008 Report Posted January 4, 2008 I let one go tonight at 1:30 am as me and a group were drunkingly leaving a restarant. It made all patrons and waiters within an ear shot look at me as I laughed up roariously.You should have said consider that my tip
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted January 5, 2008 Report Posted January 5, 2008 Well, I'm down to 0 grandmas now Sorry. That wasn't funny. I've always only had one, at least for the most part...
Kinetic Posted January 5, 2008 Report Posted January 5, 2008 Socksquatch, your entire posting history is contained within this thread. Do you have any non-fart interests that you'd like to discuss?
Guest My Pal, the Tortoise Posted January 5, 2008 Report Posted January 5, 2008 I let one go tonight at 1:30 am as me and a group were drunkingly leaving a restarant. date='Jan 4 2008, 01:49 AM' 1) You marked the time of the fart? 2) You hurried to tell us?
King Kamala Posted January 5, 2008 Report Posted January 5, 2008 Socksquatch, your entire posting history is contained within this thread. Do you have an non-fart interests that you'd like to discuss? Does he need any? This thread got to 2 pages, Kinetic! And like I said earlier in this thread....farts=funny
Mike wanna be Posted January 7, 2008 Report Posted January 7, 2008 When I was at boarding school the dude I shared a room with had the rather unique ability to suck in wind and let rip multiple times, I mean for periods of like ten minutes. I knew a guy that could do that and have every fucking one smell like rotten eggs. Rotten egg stink increases exponentially, and we all know school buses magnify stink fivefold.
Guest socksquatch Posted January 7, 2008 Report Posted January 7, 2008 When I was at boarding school the dude I shared a room with had the rather unique ability to suck in wind and let rip multiple times, I mean for periods of like ten minutes. I knew a guy that could do that and have every fucking one smell like rotten eggs. Rotten egg stink increases exponentially, and we all know school buses magnify stink fivefold. knarly
Copper Feel Posted January 7, 2008 Report Posted January 7, 2008 Socksquatch came to reap our rippler related wisdom then left us feeling lonely and deserted. "Do it lol" deserves to be a TSMeme or whatever it is Venkam says anyway.
Kinetic Posted January 7, 2008 Report Posted January 7, 2008 Socksquatch displays the kind of brevity and restraint that the rest of us could learn from.
Bruiser_Brody_ Posted January 8, 2008 Report Posted January 8, 2008 I let one go tonight at 1:30 am as me and a group were drunkingly leaving a restarant. date='Jan 4 2008, 01:49 AM' 1) You marked the time of the fart? 2) You hurried to tell us? I live 30 seconds from the restarant, and I play on my CPU nearly 24/7
Guest socksquatch Posted January 8, 2008 Report Posted January 8, 2008 Socksquatch, your entire posting history is contained within this thread. Do you have any non-fart interests that you'd like to discuss? just farts http://mojoflix.com/Video/Baby-Farts.html
Kinetic Posted January 8, 2008 Report Posted January 8, 2008 I admire that kind of single-minded commitment.
Guest socksquatch Posted January 9, 2008 Report Posted January 9, 2008 I admire that kind of single-minded commitment.thanks you
King Kamala Posted January 9, 2008 Report Posted January 9, 2008 This one's for you- Socksquatch Once when I was 5 or so, a girl (to be fair the girl looked like she was 9 or 10 and was much bigger than me) shoved me to the ground at a McDonalds playground causing me to fart so hard I pooped my pants a little. And there goes my last shred of dignity. I better get a for sharing this embarrassing chapter of my life!
Nighthawk Posted January 9, 2008 Report Posted January 9, 2008 Although not fart related, I have a similar story. There's a home video of me at around 4 or 5 at Showbiz Pizza (the southern precursor to Chuck E. Cheese) with a little girl crawling all over me in the ball pit. I was wearing Batman pajamas (I wouldn't leave the house without wearing them at the time), and I had a very obvious erection. The tape continues, and when I'm back at home, I say "Wait, wait, wait... I have to tell you something..." (I fart) *insane laughter* So it kind of fits.
Copper Feel Posted January 10, 2008 Report Posted January 10, 2008 One girl I am friends with complains that her boyfriend's romantic side has started to wane slightly over the past year. Her reasoning? He keeps sticking her head under the sheets and then farting on it.
muzz Posted January 10, 2008 Report Posted January 10, 2008 One girl I am friends with complains that her boyfriend's romantic side has started to wane slightly over the past year. Her reasoning? He keeps sticking her head under the sheets and then farting on it. Nothing says 'I Love You' quite like a dutch oven.
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