Guest socksquatch Report post Posted January 3, 2008 At my great grandma's funeral, my mom was helping my grandma up out of the wheelchair to look at the body, and she (my grandma) let out a really loud fart. Did anyone laugh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser_Brody_ 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2008 I let one go tonight at 1:30 am as me and a group were drunkingly leaving a restarant. It made all patrons and waiters within an ear shot look at me as I laughed up roariously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest socksquatch Report post Posted January 4, 2008 I let one go tonight at 1:30 am as me and a group were drunkingly leaving a restarant. It made all patrons and waiters within an ear shot look at me as I laughed up roariously.You should have said consider that my tip Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2008 Well, I'm down to 0 grandmas now Sorry. That wasn't funny. I've always only had one, at least for the most part... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2008 Socksquatch, your entire posting history is contained within this thread. Do you have any non-fart interests that you'd like to discuss? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest My Pal, the Tortoise Report post Posted January 5, 2008 I let one go tonight at 1:30 am as me and a group were drunkingly leaving a restarant. date='Jan 4 2008, 01:49 AM' 1) You marked the time of the fart? 2) You hurried to tell us? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2008 Socksquatch, your entire posting history is contained within this thread. Do you have an non-fart interests that you'd like to discuss? Does he need any? This thread got to 2 pages, Kinetic! And like I said earlier in this thread....farts=funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike wanna be 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2008 When I was at boarding school the dude I shared a room with had the rather unique ability to suck in wind and let rip multiple times, I mean for periods of like ten minutes. I knew a guy that could do that and have every fucking one smell like rotten eggs. Rotten egg stink increases exponentially, and we all know school buses magnify stink fivefold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest socksquatch Report post Posted January 7, 2008 When I was at boarding school the dude I shared a room with had the rather unique ability to suck in wind and let rip multiple times, I mean for periods of like ten minutes. I knew a guy that could do that and have every fucking one smell like rotten eggs. Rotten egg stink increases exponentially, and we all know school buses magnify stink fivefold. knarly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2008 Socksquatch came to reap our rippler related wisdom then left us feeling lonely and deserted. "Do it lol" deserves to be a TSMeme or whatever it is Venkam says anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2008 Socksquatch displays the kind of brevity and restraint that the rest of us could learn from. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser_Brody_ 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2008 I let one go tonight at 1:30 am as me and a group were drunkingly leaving a restarant. date='Jan 4 2008, 01:49 AM' 1) You marked the time of the fart? 2) You hurried to tell us? I live 30 seconds from the restarant, and I play on my CPU nearly 24/7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest socksquatch Report post Posted January 8, 2008 Socksquatch, your entire posting history is contained within this thread. Do you have any non-fart interests that you'd like to discuss? just farts http://mojoflix.com/Video/Baby-Farts.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinetic 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2008 I admire that kind of single-minded commitment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest socksquatch Report post Posted January 9, 2008 I admire that kind of single-minded commitment.thanks you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2008 This one's for you- Socksquatch Once when I was 5 or so, a girl (to be fair the girl looked like she was 9 or 10 and was much bigger than me) shoved me to the ground at a McDonalds playground causing me to fart so hard I pooped my pants a little. And there goes my last shred of dignity. I better get a for sharing this embarrassing chapter of my life! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 9, 2008 Although not fart related, I have a similar story. There's a home video of me at around 4 or 5 at Showbiz Pizza (the southern precursor to Chuck E. Cheese) with a little girl crawling all over me in the ball pit. I was wearing Batman pajamas (I wouldn't leave the house without wearing them at the time), and I had a very obvious erection. The tape continues, and when I'm back at home, I say "Wait, wait, wait... I have to tell you something..." (I fart) *insane laughter* So it kind of fits. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2008 One girl I am friends with complains that her boyfriend's romantic side has started to wane slightly over the past year. Her reasoning? He keeps sticking her head under the sheets and then farting on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted January 10, 2008 One girl I am friends with complains that her boyfriend's romantic side has started to wane slightly over the past year. Her reasoning? He keeps sticking her head under the sheets and then farting on it. Nothing says 'I Love You' quite like a dutch oven. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
