Guest Tzar Lysergic Report post Posted December 30, 2007 Watch that motherfucking video again and tell me he doesn't have a lisp. Watch it. Tell me. Motherfuckers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2007 His voice was slightly soft in the video, but blame that on bathroom acoustics. I wouldn't call it a lisp. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tzar Lysergic Report post Posted December 30, 2007 I'm not saying the guy talks like Truman Capote or anything, just that those esses are more like esssses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest My Pal, the Tortoise Report post Posted December 31, 2007 I had a lisp until about midway through third grade. A bad one, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2008 i was only a little tipsy last night. but my roomate was fucking tanked (plastered, hammered, three..no six sheets to the wind, whathaveyou) i had to carry her from the car. she made it up the stairs on her own power (eventually) and i had to carry her down the hall and through the house to dump her in her bed. then she woke up five minutes later, wondered how she got home, was confused as to who's bed she was in... then she got up and opened herself another beer. what a trooper! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2008 Not that I can recall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toshiaki Koala 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2008 Last night I misjudged the distance on a somersault in my friend's basement and kicked a big hole in the wall, or maybe a few small holes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KGB 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2008 I screwed a fat chick at a New Years party, I think that easily makes #1 on my list. She's alright as a friend but that was gross (no offense to the fat chicks/fat chick lovers here). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2008 I screwed a fat chick at a New Years party, I think that easily makes #1 on my list. She's alright as a friend but that was gross (no offense to the fat chicks/fat chick lovers here). Everyone has a 'shame lay' in their past, especially if done while drunk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bruiser_Brody_ 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2008 So tonight I went out drinking aganist my woman's order's. Then I went out to eat with 2 people who are fucking but not dating, and a married chick. We were loud and obnoxious at the restarant. As I am talking with them the dude asked me why I am dating my girl. I jokingly reply "desperation". Then as we are walking out i notice my girlfriend's bible study leader is sitting at the table next to ours. Oh FUCK. Well there's one ended relationship..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 4, 2008 I don't have a shame lay because I don't have any shame. Not even my cousin... or the 13 year old... or that guy I went out with for like 2 months just to freak out a girl at work who thought I was harassing her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CBright7831 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2008 I don't have a shame lay because I don't have any shame. Not even my cousin... or the 13 year old... or that guy I went out with for like 2 months just to freak out a girl at work who thought I was harassing her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted January 8, 2008 I got so drunk at a club that I blacked out. When I woke up, I was at home. I don't remember how I got there. That's when I decided never to get drunk again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tzar Lysergic Report post Posted January 8, 2008 Drunken teleportation is the best. I always made it home, like a pigeon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
