MrRant Posted January 4, 2008 Report Posted January 4, 2008 A friend played me a little bit. I guess it would be worth downloading just for the names of their songs and the fun of someone seeing it on your iPod or some such. Off the no doubt platinum selling album "Cocktales": 01 The Taste Of Animal Sperm 02 After Master 03 Fresh Ejaculata 04 Scrotum Blaster 05 Horny Hosier 06 The Cock and Ball Torture 07 Cuntkiller 08 Sperm Orgy 09 She Sucks As Hard As She Can 10 Hymen 11 Phrenetic Pussy Slasher 12 Frenzy Lesbians 13 Pussy Commando 14 Drowned In Sperm 15 Randy Rectum Fistfuck 16 Colonel Cunt I believe the song I heard was the Randy Rectum Fistfuck. It was alright for the normal death metal I would assume they are. I'm sure they are in some specific niche but there are too many metal genres for me.
Gary Floyd Posted January 4, 2008 Report Posted January 4, 2008 #12 is the best song title. I just laugh thinking about it.
Retard Girl Posted January 4, 2008 Report Posted January 4, 2008 the title of this thread is misleading.
Nighthawk Posted January 4, 2008 Report Posted January 4, 2008 A gimmick which has been done more than a few times, but I give them credit: a lot of those are pretty clever. Speaking of goofy song titles, I was watching swap.avi again the other day, and it got me think about the song "Shit Body Painting" by the excellent Putrid Pile, because they actually do that in the movie. I should score that scene to the song, and project that onto my ceiling 24/7, like the rappers do with Scarface.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted January 5, 2008 Report Posted January 5, 2008 The vocals are ridiculously stupid, which, I suppose, is the point. One of the songs I heard on their myspace space sound as if the vox were recorded through a bong. That said, "Frenzy Lesbians" is the only of those titles to make me chuckle. The rest read as if they came from a grindcore title generator.
Slayer Posted January 5, 2008 Report Posted January 5, 2008 Never heard of them. After listening to it, I would point it in the direction of Agent, provided he doesn't already have this in the recesses of his hard drive
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted January 5, 2008 Report Posted January 5, 2008 Tardgrind is a pretty bad Metal genre.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted January 6, 2008 Report Posted January 6, 2008 But after Anal Cunt, there's no point to it since the gibberish noise thing has been done. Plus the shock album and song titles thing has a very, very short shelf life as a humour device. Then again, since I've been in a scene with people who think such things are the greatest gift to music and comedy, I shouldn't be suprised.
Nighthawk Posted January 6, 2008 Report Posted January 6, 2008 Yeah, you've got to think progressive. Like this band I'm in, Silence = Death. I'm the only member, I don't sing or play any instruments, I never record or perform, have no songs, and in fact do absolutely nothing. It's a pretty kickass band.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted January 6, 2008 Report Posted January 6, 2008 Wow. Silence as music. How original. I don't think I've ever heard of something like that before. Oh wait.... YEAH I HAVE> Way to rip off Pootie Tang, douceh :rolleyes;
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted January 6, 2008 Report Posted January 6, 2008 Milky's band is better.
King Kamala Posted January 6, 2008 Report Posted January 6, 2008 I'm one of the six people who liked Pootie Tang. I've got a gut feeling that Milky is another one of the six.
Nighthawk Posted January 6, 2008 Report Posted January 6, 2008 You're really pretty stupid to challenge me over that one. This reminds me of the time I entered a rap battle, performed "Baby Got Back" and was derided for stealing it from the donkey in Shrek. Good call, though, KKC. I do sort of like it. I'm a pretty big Louis CK fan and all.
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! Posted January 6, 2008 Report Posted January 6, 2008 This reminds me of the time I entered a rap battle, performed "Baby Got Back" and was derided for stealing it from the donkey in Shrek. haha they were probably talking about your appearance. Bwahahaha. You look like the donkey from Shrek. "We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!" - Milky, Shrek (2001) Hahahaha
Guest Tzar Lysergic Posted January 6, 2008 Report Posted January 6, 2008 Porngore is the best metal. Every bit of it is loud crap, but the presentation is infallible. Even being BAD at music like that is awesome. The worst death band I ever saw, Flesh Gallery, performed at a Deathfest kinda deal, and in the middle of the set, they thanked like three different bands from Detroit for loaning them some instruments. One of their song introductions: "This song's about this guy. He catches his woman cheating on him, so he FUCKING KILLS HER!"
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted January 7, 2008 Report Posted January 7, 2008 Having one of those bands going on without their bass player is a phenomenally abrasive experience. For some reason your story struck me as more appropriate for a country band. Don't know if I told this story here or not, but at our local Deathfest thing a few years ago, a band called Tard played. They were entertaining because they all wore old style hockey helmets and the lead singer wore a diaper and those metal crutches that wrap around your arms. I was sitting at the top of a stairway yacking with someone when he comes hobbling along on these crutches (either acting like a tard or just drunk). He taps me with his crutch once or twice and then proceeds to slam into my back and throw us both down the stairs. I can't confirm this, but I think his diaper was full. Never turn your back to a tard.
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