What do you know about Cock and Ball Torture?

[MrRant 0]

A friend played me a little bit. I guess it would be worth downloading just for the names of their songs and the fun of someone seeing it on your iPod or some such.

 

Off the no doubt platinum selling album "Cocktales":

 

01 The Taste Of Animal Sperm

02 After Master

03 Fresh Ejaculata

04 Scrotum Blaster

05 Horny Hosier

06 The Cock and Ball Torture

07 Cuntkiller

08 Sperm Orgy

09 She Sucks As Hard As She Can

10 Hymen

11 Phrenetic Pussy Slasher

12 Frenzy Lesbians

13 Pussy Commando

14 Drowned In Sperm

15 Randy Rectum Fistfuck

16 Colonel Cunt

 

I believe the song I heard was the Randy Rectum Fistfuck. It was alright for the normal death metal I would assume they are. I'm sure they are in some specific niche but there are too many metal genres for me.

[Gary Floyd 0]

#12 is the best song title. I just laugh thinking about it.

[Retard Girl 0]

the title of this thread is misleading.

[Nighthawk 0]

A gimmick which has been done more than a few times, but I give them credit: a lot of those are pretty clever.

 

Speaking of goofy song titles, I was watching swap.avi again the other day, and it got me think about the song "Shit Body Painting" by the excellent Putrid Pile, because they actually do that in the movie. I should score that scene to the song, and project that onto my ceiling 24/7, like the rappers do with Scarface.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

The vocals are ridiculously stupid, which, I suppose, is the point. One of the songs I heard on their myspace space sound as if the vox were recorded through a bong.

 

That said, "Frenzy Lesbians" is the only of those titles to make me chuckle. The rest read as if they came from a grindcore title generator.

[Slayer 0]

Never heard of them. After listening to it, I would point it in the direction of Agent, provided he doesn't already have this in the recesses of his hard drive

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Tardgrind is a pretty bad Metal genre.

[Nighthawk 0]

That's kind of the point, though.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

But after Anal Cunt, there's no point to it since the gibberish noise thing has been done. Plus the shock album and song titles thing has a very, very short shelf life as a humour device. Then again, since I've been in a scene with people who think such things are the greatest gift to music and comedy, I shouldn't be suprised.

[Nighthawk 0]

Yeah, you've got to think progressive. Like this band I'm in, Silence = Death. I'm the only member, I don't sing or play any instruments, I never record or perform, have no songs, and in fact do absolutely nothing. It's a pretty kickass band.

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0]

Wow. Silence as music. How original. I don't think I've ever heard of something like that before. Oh wait.... YEAH I HAVE> Way to rip off Pootie Tang, douceh :rolleyes;

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Milky's band is better.

[King Kamala 0]

I'm one of the six people who liked Pootie Tang. I've got a gut feeling that Milky is another one of the six.

[Nighthawk 0]

You're really pretty stupid to challenge me over that one. This reminds me of the time I entered a rap battle, performed "Baby Got Back" and was derided for stealing it from the donkey in Shrek.

 

Good call, though, KKC. I do sort of like it. I'm a pretty big Louis CK fan and all.

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0]

This reminds me of the time I entered a rap battle, performed "Baby Got Back" and was derided for stealing it from the donkey in Shrek.

 

haha they were probably talking about your appearance. Bwahahaha. You look like the donkey from Shrek.

 

"We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!" - Milky, Shrek (2001)

 

Hahahaha

[Nighthawk 0]

I don't have a comeback for that.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Byron needs a time out.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Porngore is the best metal. Every bit of it is loud crap, but the presentation is infallible. Even being BAD at music like that is awesome.

 

The worst death band I ever saw, Flesh Gallery, performed at a Deathfest kinda deal, and in the middle of the set, they thanked like three different bands from Detroit for loaning them some instruments.

 

One of their song introductions:

 

"This song's about this guy. He catches his woman cheating on him, so he FUCKING KILLS HER!"

 

 

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Having one of those bands going on without their bass player is a phenomenally abrasive experience. For some reason your story struck me as more appropriate for a country band.

 

Don't know if I told this story here or not, but at our local Deathfest thing a few years ago, a band called Tard played. They were entertaining because they all wore old style hockey helmets and the lead singer wore a diaper and those metal crutches that wrap around your arms. I was sitting at the top of a stairway yacking with someone when he comes hobbling along on these crutches (either acting like a tard or just drunk). He taps me with his crutch once or twice and then proceeds to slam into my back and throw us both down the stairs. I can't confirm this, but I think his diaper was full.

 

Never turn your back to a tard.