The Official "alwayspissedoff Sucks" Thread

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Triple H's sperm cells beat each other up because they are INTENSE.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I am not fat at all you bitches.

Whoa! The sheer power of that diss is too much for this board. Everyone log off or we'll be turned into silly dumb gay fags!

[Guest zacalex919130]

Zakky: If AOP is AlwaysPissedOff, would you be Always Jacks Off?

Lesnar, your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Image them fighting to be the first to impregnate Steph.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

My screen goes fuzzy and my dog rolls around whimpering whenever 90210 pulls out one of his INTENSE~! flames.

[Guest The Superstar]

Zack got his dick licked while swimming. Try to guess if it was from his dog or from his mom.

I did not you stupid son of a bitch.

 

You most likely never will either, Zack.

Thank you Plex. That one had me on the floor.

 

 

Zac-AWESOME DISS! I REMEMBER READING THAT ONE IN A JOKE BOOK I GOT IN 2nD GRADE! Proving the fact that disses were NOT created in 2000.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Zakky: If AOP is AlwaysPissedOff, would you be Always Jacks Off?

Lesnar, your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

Someone found an insult site!

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Let's settle this like they settled stuff in the old Internet Wrestling Zone chat in 1998!

 

*hits Zakky with the Angle Slam*

*Cover*

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[Guest Kotzenjunge]

That butter one got a chuckle out of me.

 

How about this:

 

Luke Perry, you eat poop.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Image them fighting to be the first to impregnate Steph.

You know the Triple H sperm is holding down all the other sperm!

[Guest The Superstar]

Zac, you're so fat, your blood type is RAGU~!

 

I am the master of Disses, BAYBEE

 

Zac, your mom's so fat, she can play ping-pong with the planets~!

[Guest AM The Kid]

JR: Damn that sperm! Damn it strait to hell!

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Zakky: If AOP is AlwaysPissedOff, would you be Always Jacks Off?

Lesnar, your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, it looks like she has Buckwheat set up for the Pedigree.

 

Oh, TAG!

[Guest zacalex919130]

That butter one got a chuckle out of me.

 

How about this:

 

Luke Perry, you eat poop.

How about this? You're so bald, anyone can see what's on your mind.

[Guest zacalex919130]

Zac, you're so fat, your blood type is RAGU~!

 

I am the master of Disses, BAYBEE

 

Zac, your mom's so fat, she can play ping-pong with the planets~!

You're so bald, you took a shower and got brainwashed.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

That butter one got a chuckle out of me.

 

How about this:

 

Luke Perry, you eat poop.

How about this? You're so bald, anyone can see what's on your mind.

How about...

 

You're so slow, it takes you 6 hours to have anal sex with Test and the Hardy Boyz

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Um, I'm 18.

 

COMING SOON:

The Temptations hit song "Zacky," set to "My Girl!"

[Guest Angle-plex]

You're so slow, it takes you 6 hours to have anal sex with Test and the Hardy Boyz

 

lol

[Guest zacalex919130]

That butter one got a chuckle out of me.

 

How about this:

 

Luke Perry, you eat poop.

How about this? You're so bald, anyone can see what's on your mind.

How about...

 

You're so slow, it takes you 6 hours to have anal sex with Test and the Hardy Boyz

You'e so flat, you got jealous of the wall.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Yeah, Zac has his Snaps handbook next to him so he can unleash one his awesome cum busting disses on us.

 

Zac: "Your momma is stupid...no, wait, she's so stupid that she...is fat...fuck!...uh, uh shut up you stupid faggot retard!" *jerks off to his mom*

[Guest AM The Kid]

Hey Zantax! When they were handing out brains, you were the first in the queue, and held the door open for the rest of us.

[Guest The Superstar]

Hey BML, you saw the picture of his mom I posted. It's pretty...nice.

 

But, no one should jerk off to their mom. You stupid dumb silly faggot!

[Guest Angle-plex]

Coming soon, Zack, Bradshaw, and Pat Patterson on:

 

PENETRATION ISLAND.

[Guest zacalex919130]

Yeah, Zac has his Snaps handbook next to him so he can unleash one his awesome cum busting disses on us.

 

Zac: "Your momma is stupid...no, wait, she's so stupid that she...is fat...fuck!...uh, uh shut up you stupid faggot retard!" *jerks off to his mom*

Your glasses are so thick, when you look on a map, you can see people waving.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Your face is very becoming. I's becoming more and more ugly every time I see it.

[Guest Flyboy]

Okay, so who is the "Flaming Luke Perry" MVP?

I would say The Superstar... those smilies were funny as hell.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Yeah, Zac has his Snaps handbook next to him so he can unleash one his awesome cum busting disses on us.

 

Zac: "Your momma is stupid...no, wait, she's so stupid that she...is fat...fuck!...uh, uh shut up you stupid faggot retard!" *jerks off to his mom*

Your glasses are so thick, when you look on a map, you can see people waving.

your glasses are so blurry, because Too Cold Scorpio jizzed all over your face!

 

Biiiiiiiizzzzitch!

[Guest AM The Kid]

Zantax doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words...

[Guest The Superstar]

Yeah, Zac has his Snaps handbook next to him so he can unleash one his awesome cum busting disses on us.

 

Zac: "Your momma is stupid...no, wait, she's so stupid that she...is fat...fuck!...uh, uh shut up you stupid faggot retard!" *jerks off to his mom*

Your glasses are so thick, when you look on a map, you can see people waving.

Why would anyone be insulted about the thickness of their glasses?

 

Then again, why are any of these 'disses' insulting?

 

 

Your nose is so hairy...it looks like you were sniffing HHH's BUSH!

 

 

*rimshot*

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Yeah, Zac has his Snaps handbook next to him so he can unleash one his awesome cum busting disses on us.

 

Zac: "Your momma is stupid...no, wait, she's so stupid that she...is fat...fuck!...uh, uh shut up you stupid faggot retard!" *jerks off to his mom*

Your glasses are so thick, when you look on a map, you can see people waving.

See Zack, you're missing the point. Our disses are genuine. Real. We make them up. We don't have to look up some fucking book or website to make you our collective bitch, you silly gay fag.