The Official "alwayspissedoff Sucks" Thread

[Guest AM The Kid]

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

[Guest zacalex919130]

Hey, I remember you when you only had the one stomach.

You're so ugly, I heard your dad met you first at the pound.

[Guest Angle-plex]

Zac, you're so ugly, even your COUSIN won't kiss you anymore.

 

His cousin Cletus and him broke up about a year ago when Zack found Cletus and his other cousin, Ben, making out on his bed.

[Guest AM The Kid]

I would like to insult you, but the sad truth is that you don't understand me.

[Guest zacalex919130]

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

You're so stupid, you spent 20 minutes looking at a orange juice box because it said concentrate.

[Guest AM The Kid]

If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid..

[Guest The Superstar]

It was sad when they broke up, because Cleteus was the first one to touch Zac's...private parts. Ever.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Sit down Zanax, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it.

[Guest Angle-plex]

It was sad when they broke up, because Cleteus was the first one to touch Zac's...private parts. Ever.

 

Except for Zac's dad, the preist.

[Guest The Superstar]

Coming up with these clever disses can wear a puny mind out...

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd be absolutely stupid..

[Guest AM The Kid]

Grasp your ears firmly and pull; you might just be able to remove your head from you ass.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

"Zacky," written by Patrick James Spoon Jr. to the tune of "My Girl"...

 

Actually, let's switch this up a bit.

 

"Dick Eater," written by Patrick James Spoon Jr. to the tune of "Man Eater," containing elements of insults given in this very thread:

 

He'll only come out at night

The fat and ugly type

Nothing is new, I've heard it all before

Flaming and Failing

Ooh, he's sittin' with you but his eyes are on your dick

 

So many have flamed to see

What you think you're winning with glee

That preteen is wild, a homo tamed by the jizz of a Triple H

White is the matter

If you're in it for grades, you ain't gonna get too far

 

(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch out boy, he'll chew you up

(Oh-oh, here he comes) He's a Dick Eater

(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch out boy, he'll chew you up

(Oh-oh, here he comes) He's a Dick Eater

 

I wouldn't if I were you

I know what he can do

He's stupid man, he could really rip your flame apart

Franks over Beans

Ooh, the horror is there but a retard is in the thread

 

(chorus)

 

(chorus)

 

He'll only come out at night, ooh

Here he comes, he's a Dick Eater

The preteen is so lame, woo

Here he comes, watch out boy, watch out boy

Oh, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out

Yeah yeah, he's a Dick Eater

He's a Dick Eater, he's flaming and failing, ooh

Oh, he's a Dick Eater

 

(fade)

 

Ehh, that could have been better, but just listen to the song and sing along!

[Guest zacalex919130]

It was sad when they broke up, because Cleteus was the first one to touch Zac's...private parts. Ever.

You're so stupid, you called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

[Guest AM The Kid]

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.

[Guest The Superstar]

It was sad when they broke up, because Cleteus was the first one to touch Zac's...private parts. Ever.

 

Except for Zac's dad, the preist.

[Guest AM The Kid]

Don't you realise that there are enough people to hate in the world already, without your putting in so much effort to give us another?

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.

heh

[Guest zacalex919130]

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.

You're so stupid, you tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

[Guest AM The Kid]

There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Good lord... this is pitiful now.

[Guest AM The Kid]

You are the kind of person who, when someone first meets you, they don't like you. But when they get to know you better, they hate you.

[Guest The Superstar]

Good lord... this is pitiful now.

Shutup you stupid dumbass cocksucking faggot!

[Guest AM The Kid]

And the last pre-written insult from me:

 

You have got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food again on the way down.

[Guest zacalex919130]

There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.

You're so stupid, you though Boyz 2 Men was a day care center.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Yeah... but it's fun seeing the kid get his ass handed to him.

[Guest zacalex919130]

And the last pre-written insult from me:

 

You have got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food again on the way down.

You're so stupid, it took you a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus.

[Guest The Superstar]

Yeah... but it's fun seeing the kid get his ass handed to him.

The sad thing is he thinks he's handing our asses to us...

[Guest zacalex919130]

Yeah... but it's fun seeing the kid get his ass handed to him.

You're so stupid, it took you a day to cook a three minute egg.

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

Yeah... but it's fun seeing the kid get his ass handed to him.

The sad thing is he thinks he's handing our asses to us...

Being silly will do that to you.