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Guest Vitamin X
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Will Ferrell is a junior girls soccor coach preparing his team for the finals, where they will go up against the much more talented team, coached by Ben Stiller. Hilarity ensues.

 

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Will Ferrell is Baptist minister Richmond Blueballs.

 

Will Ferrell is Holocaust re-enactor Randy Butts.

 

I guess this is more like pitching SNL skit ideas. And before anyone says that the idea of a Holocaust re-enactor is tasteless, remember this: Those who fail to re-enact history are doomed to repeat it.

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The Oblongs: The Movie

That show was horrible, so no.

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Guys, his characters are all supposed to have the initials R.B.

 

Well if they ever make a Saved by the Bell movie, he'd make a good Richard Belding.

 

You know. I'd see that movie. I'd pay full price at the theaters to see it. Fuck y'all.

 

And don't even try to lecture to me that I have a terrible taste in movies. Exslade whatever his name is just lectured to me about how Step Up is not a ripoff of You Got Served and he enjoyed Epic Movie. Now there's someone with a terrible taste in movies.

 

But I digress.

Guest Tzar Lysergic
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A clerical error gives sole custody of an eleven-year-old african AIDS orphan to lowly beach bum and party animal Rocky Boner (Ferrell). This heartwarming story highlights problems all new parents face, as well as showing a shallow nobody that he can be a special somebody with just a little love and tenderness. Andy Dick supports as Ferrell's flamboyant gay roommate in Mbuelo and Me: From Sierra Leone to Santa Clara.

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Will Ferrell was a successful investment banker. Until one day, he woke up and he was A STAPLER!

Will Ferrell - "Ah, IM A STAPLER!"

And he's about to find out.....that being a stapler.....is no fun!

Will Ferrell is The Stapler, Rated PG-13

 

Whats a sport that Ferrell hasn't lampooned yet? Perhaps he could play a professional wrestler who's company is about to go under? So, he has to do everything he can to stop that from happening! Hilarious ad-libbing, and ackward shots of a hairy, near-nude Ferrell follow in this comedy adventure!

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Will Ferell is a successful Rabbi whom is loved by all of his people and hosts a daytime television show. Soon thereafter an Islamic conspirator frames him as having eaten pork. Whether he used a fork or not is unknown. Will Ferell must then restore his reputation amongst the Jewish community through a series of good deeds. Hilarity ensues.

Guest Michael Myers Resplendent
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"whom is loved"? Also, that sig is not gonna work.

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Will Ferrell plays the title character in a remake of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, re-titled for modern sensibilities as In Da House: Mista Smif Be Polatics.

 

Maybe more of a Martin Lawrence project.

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Will Ferrell plays the title character in a remake of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, re-titled for modern sensibilities as In Da House: Mista Smif Be Polatics.

 

Maybe more of a Martin Lawrence project.

 

Along the same lines, while in a high school production of Funny Girl, I jokingly suggested we ditch the regular version and do an urbanized update Funny Bitch. Needless to say, this suggestion didn't go over well.

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Will Ferrell is a past his prime pornstar circa 1985. When the transition period goes for the more perfect looking women, with implants, and no bush, he ad libs funny things and goes behind the camera to make movies for the average joe, who wants to see what a "real woman" is like. Also featuring Paul Rudd, Seth Rogen, and cameos by Ben Stiller and Luke Wilson as the "evil" porn producers pushing this new age of porn. It shall be called, Bareback: The Story of "Slick" Richard Moore

That's good.

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