Guess that poster...

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

So this idea came to me about a week ago and I've been trying to decide if it's good or tremendously stupid (probably the latter). Kinetic's video depiction of the males of TSM pushed me over the edge to give it a try.

 

Here's how it will work. If you are interested in participating, PM a list of 5-10 facts about yourself that you think are unknown to the board. Each day I'll post a new list of facts and we'll take turns trying to guess which poster it is.

 

Winning guesses will get nothing. Losing guesses get openly mocked.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

An example of facts cheech wants: Bank account number, mother's maiden name, SIN ("Social Insurance Number" - I'm blanking on the US equivalent of this), pet's name, etc. Sounds like an identity theft scam!

 

Seriously though I'm interested to see how this works out.

[Kinetic 0]

Social Security #. My PM has been sent.

[Dandy 0]

My first guess is Kinetic.

[The Niggardly King 0]

I guess it's Deon

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

I'm guessing it's Cheech as a swerve

[Dandy 0]

I know it's going to be easy for me to guess when it's me he is giving facts about.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

Okay, this is going to be great. I don't care if the thread bombs horribly because I've got a message box full of interesting facts about TSM's better known posters.

 

Anyways, here's 5 facts about a poster on the board. I'll keep it up 24 hours or until the poster is guessed correctly, whichever comes first. Also, give a reason for your guess. I'm not sure how much fun it will be to just read twenty guesses with no rhyme or reason.

 

1. I was once named Communications Student of the Year in community college.

 

2. I have lived in two foreign countries, as well as six American states.

 

3. I have masturbated in four public restrooms.

 

4. I do not have a driver's license.

 

5. I was active in the theater in my formative years, playing characters such as radio DJ Vince Fontaine in a production of Grease and the mayor of a Mexican town in A Sombrero For Santa.

[Dandy 0]

I guess VitaminX. I thought he mentioned not having a driver's license before, and the theater part had me leaning that way.

[Kinetic 0]

I'm going to have to go with Vitamin X, also. Didn't he have that thread about the bathrooms?

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Sounds like JN News to me but I'm going to make my official guess... Black Lushus.

[Red Baron 0]

VX. I knew he has lived in four states so far.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

VX may be the popular choice at the moment, but it is not correct. Keep searching.

[Brett Favre 0]

I'm going to go with ravenbomb, cause I think he's involved with theater and film making.

[Dandy 0]

Kamala, for the theater thing. I know he hasn't mentioned living outside of Maine, but these are supposed to be facts we don't know.

[Dandy 0]

Edit---Kinetic. I think he guessed someone else to throw us off the trail, and he is just the kind of guy that would keep track of how many public bathrooms he jacked it in.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

Correct! Our first mystery poster is our resident filmmaker Kinetic!

 

 

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

Alright TSM, meet our second mystery poster:

 

I know American Sign Language

I can play the trumpet like an old jazz artist

I used to create beats and rap

I'm an introvert

I have arm wrestled and beat Tajiri!

I'm a yoga enthusiast

I sound like Bryant Gumbel with a cold

I'm carefree as a bird!!!!

I have OCD in the multiples of five... when I lock my door, have to check it five times, I'll check my pockets to make sure my wallet didn't mysteriously disappear 5 times an hour.

My first drug experience was when I was 14 and it was with acid.

I've been drinking since I was 15.

I love to act like an ass by blasting Journey, Dio, Tears for Fears, Billy Idol, and Tech N9ne while driving.

I never masturbate

I'm a mack

[King Kamala 0]

Dandy. He's mentioned the OCD thing before...several times in fact. He's also met a ton of wrestlers.

[Kinetic 0]

Just to quickly follow up on this:

 

1. I was once named Communications Student of the Year in community college.

 

2. I have lived in two foreign countries, as well as six American states.

 

3. I have masturbated in four public restrooms.

 

4. I do not have a driver's license.

 

5. I was active in the theater in my formative years, playing characters such as radio DJ Vince Fontaine in a production of Grease and the mayor of a Mexican town in A Sombrero For Santa.

 

 

1. This is true.

 

2. Iceland and Italy. In America, it's Nebraska, Mississippi, Virginia, Texas (twice), North Carolina (twice), and Georgia (thrice).

 

3. Yes. On base at a library, at a convenience store near a job I used to have, in the bathroom at that job, and then in the bathroom at another job.

 

4. Also true.

 

5. Right, "Grease" was in high school. "A Sombrero for Santa" was in 5th grade and the premise of that things only now strikes me as being fairly racist.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Alright TSM, meet our second mystery poster:

 

I know American Sign Language

I can play the trumpet like an old jazz artist

I used to create beats and rap

I'm an introvert

I have arm wrestled and beat Tajiri!

I'm a yoga enthusiast

I sound like Bryant Gumbel with a cold

I'm carefree as a bird!!!!

I have OCD in the multiples of five... when I lock my door, have to check it five times, I'll check my pockets to make sure my wallet didn't mysteriously disappear 5 times an hour.

My first drug experience was when I was 14 and it was with acid.

I've been drinking since I was 15.

I love to act like an ass by blasting Journey, Dio, Tears for Fears, Billy Idol, and Tech N9ne while driving.

I never masturbate

I'm a mack

 

This got me interested in finding out who it is if/when someone gets it right.

[Copper Feel 0]

I was convinced it was Dandy at first as well, but then I realised that he once told me he's never taken drugs.

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0]

gary floyd

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Sounds like Scroty.

[Red Baron 0]

I'm guessing KOAB.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

We have a winner! The second mystery poster was KOAB.

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

Great work, guys. I have lots of interesting names to get to down the line. For now, here's mystery poster #3.

 

My first name is Justin.

 

I have had intercourse with 8 women.

 

My favorite liquor is Crown Royal.

 

I played centerfield and point guard/point forward in high school.

 

I have had stitches on at least 11 occasions.

 

I wear a size 13 shoe.

 

The first concert I attended was The Monkees/Herman's Hermits/The Grass Roots.

 

I person has shot at me from very close range.

 

My favorite cereal is Fruity Pebbles.

 

I got a 27 on my ACT.

 

I am very rarely called by my first name.

[Matt Young 0]

Tzar Lysergic

[Red Baron 0]

KKC

[Copper Feel 0]

I think that actually is Dandy.