Amalgamated Leena

[Guest Teal-y Dan]

That's the opposite of true and you know it to be true.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Hawk 34 comments:

 

I’d like acknowledgment that I didn’t “fantard” over Joe’s win. I made an astute comment that caused McDumbfuck to get spastic. I will continue to drive him insane with my truthful comments, for you.

That's always appreciated.

 

I'm not sure who McDumbfuck is. The gambler guy? Yeah, keep it up.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

NoCalMike asks.

 

Speaking as someone else who has been almost married a short time thus far a (almost a year) what has marriage taught you the most about yourself?

That my insecurity stuff was silly, blah blah...

 

Other than that, learning to communicate. Learning not to get furious over everything someone says. Stop being so stubborn. And life is a lot easier when you have someone to work things out with.

 

[Guest Teal-y Dan]

Do you plan to apply these principles to this board?

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Do you care to participate in The Eliminator? It's an opportunity to compete against people you don't like in a contest I'm running.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Do you plan to apply these principles to this board?

I already have. If this was 2004, I would have used Dandy's account to destroy the top half of the board. But, I learned to work with you. Improvements abound.

 

Except for teasing cuties like you.

 

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Do you care to participate in The Eliminator? It's an opportunity to compete against people you don't like in a contest I'm running.

No thanks.

 

[Guest Queen Leelee]

No. I usually assfuck girls who look as hot as you. Often while fantasizing that they are you!

Oh, ok.

 

If you send me through the mail your dirty underwear and old sweaty socks, I will post video of me masturbating with them. I can pay. Interested?

No.

Edited April 15, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Could you describe the foot breaking incident? (The more detailed the better; the breaking of the foot, what it took to heal it, and pictures of any scars would be nice.)

I was in tennis practice, and tried to make a quick step after going back for an overhead. I rolled my foot over the front somehow. I broke cuneiform bones near the big toe, and ruptured my achillles. The achilles was obviously the worst. I wore an ankle cast and one of those ugly boots. I was walking again not long after, but I couldn't play again or do anything strenuous for over a year.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

What happened to the Pit?

They're changing servers for some reason.

 

The best part was that I had access to the Admin forum for like 15 minutes. Oh, Black. Hehe!

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Is John McCain the person you want to lead the republican party? What is your opinions on Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee?

No, I don't like McCain. I don't like his flip-floppiness. I don't like how he wants to spend billions on environmental crap. I don't like how he flies off the handle when anyone questions him. I loathe his stance on immigration. I don't want to keep fighting pointless wars like Iraq.

 

I know nothing about Romney except that he's Mormon. And Huckabee thanks Jesus too much.

 

I'm displeased that Obama is the least evil for me. This is why I try not following politics.

 

How passionate are the fans in Phoenix about their Coyotes?

Not at all. If they're passionate about any sports, and I use that term loosely, it's for the Suns and D-Backs. Probably only because they're good lately. There's more excitement about going to UoP Stadium than watching the shitty Cards play.

 

Do you think that the Cards will win the NFC West, or will the Shithawks take the title next year?

Ah, another year where national analysts think the Cards will be good.

 

No, they'll be even worse.

 

We spent a shitload of money on Travis LaBoy, who is always injured and not good anyway. A great trade-off for Calvin Pace!! We don't even really have a nickel back currently. We lost Bryant Johnson, who was maybe the best 3rd WR in football. The Matt Leinart experiment continues. I'd honestly rather have LOLZMAN. This team is just pathetic. Go Seattle.

Edited April 15, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[IllustriousOne 0]

I'm actually not really sure what happened to The Pit. I've been busy all afternoon, and last I saw all the font was huge and such. I'll have to get in touch with Ron and see what the deal is.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Sorry, I was having a bad day that day...and probably that other day...and once again that other day. Can't remember how many times I bitched about you.

I didn't get to read everything. But, you started three threads. Your disdain was understandable in 2 of those 3 occasions.

 

It wasn't because you were having a bad day, it's because I'm a cunt and I get to people better than anyone. I was especially cunty last spring during a rough patch.

 

None of your comments were bad, anyway. Nothing like Chris getting his jollies twice that my stepdad was abusive. But, he's such a good guy. Chris has a lot of friends in high places, if you didn't know.

 

Don't worry, I still love you.

 

No.

Edited April 15, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[Guest Queen Leelee]

What was it about getting married that helped you with your insecurities?

 

Was it actual marriage or just a steady relationship?

Steady relationship. Moving in together. Gaining the term marriage hasn't changed anything.

 

Removed those insecurities of not trusting anyone, people can love me, all that lame stuff...

 

 

[Guest Queen Leelee]

all the posters at TSM have chipped in to offer you and your husband 1.4 million dollars. the catch is that you have to stage another wedding, with pictures, and everyone in the wedding party has to be a current poster (no picking mikeSC or scott keith):

 

a best man & 2 groomsmen, a maid of honor & 2 bridesmaids, a selected parent figure to give you and your husband each away, and a preacher/justice of the peace/captain of the ship to hold the ceremony. ring bearer & flower girl are optional. any gender can fill any role (marvin could be your maid of honor, for instance). who do you choose and why?

Well, that's a unique one.

 

Best man - Ortonsault.

 

Parent figure - JST. If posting in SWF makes one active.

 

Preacher - Dr. Tom... oh, he's not active. This is hard. Czech, then. He could write hilarious vows.

 

Captain of the Ship - Ripper. Because we need a token black to clean up shit.

 

Groomsmen - EricMM. Failed Fridge.

 

The maid of honor and 2 bridesmaids will be tough because I have to think of 3 active females here. TaigaStar. Ginger Snaps, although I haven't seen Paul here in a long while. No, I'm not picking Tranny Electric. Marney... no, she'd slay Hubby. How about that red haired one that's the GF of someone here. Yeah.

 

Oh, they can be any sex. WOOPS! EEK!

 

Maid of Honor - Michelle Young.

 

Bridesmaids - KOAN. Milky.

Edited April 15, 2008 by Queen Leelee

[Guest Queen Leelee]

mysteryposterx - Forever.

 

Maff Klan, what's with these horrible gimmicks.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

 

Haha, Kenosha. That place sucks. If you're southbound on the Tri-State right before the state line, there are like three roadside porn shops in a row.

What's wrong with porn shops.

 

I'm sure it sucks because it's Chicago, but this is poor reasoning.

 

PLAY AGAIN.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

I forgot to click Sports in the search for that one. WOOPS~! Ignore that one.

 

Probably, yeah, but at least Gretzky has the distinction of shattering almost every possible record to smithereens. I always found it almost arrogant that he even chose to wear 99 in the first place.

 

The most retarded number retirement was the Miami Heat retiring Jordan's 23 on a split Bulls/Wizards jersey. That's a big ball of head-scratchers right there.

Arrogant for wearing a high number? That's just silly. He wanted to wear 9, but I assume some Oiler already had that. Why didn't he offer to buy the #9. That's arrogance. You're mean.

 

FAIL!

 

 

[Guest Queen Leelee]

My only clue about the West is that the Phoenix Suns go out in the first round. I'm so tired of the Phoenix Suns. All they've ever done is get white people excited about basketball for a while and then lose in the playoffs to a superior team. I support the idea of faster-paced basketball, but I don't support the Phoenix Suns.

What. Why do white people especially get excited about the Suns, outside of Canucks and fans of Steven Nash. It's mostly spics here. They're Ripper's favorite non-horrible team.

 

You're worse than Dama and cabbageboy with hating western teams for no reason.

 

TRY AGAIN!

[Guest Queen Leelee]

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...t&p=2665526

 

"Three seconds. Jordan. Over Ehlo. The Bulls win."

 

"Greer to inbound the ball. STOLEN. And the Celtics will hang on to win this game."

 

"0 and 1 the count on Thomson. Branca sets. The pitch. ... Hit. DEEP. And the Giants are going to the World Series to face the Yankees."

Ok, this was Czech quality. You win. And I couldn't bear reading anymore Cubs' posts.

 

CZECH IS NOT THAT BAD.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

11.

 

Baseball stats. Mostly the stupid pitcher ones like wins, saves and holds.

 

So, I'm following the Cubs beating one of the other 5 shitty teams in the Comedy Central.

 

Only because they led 9-4. Wuertz gave up a homer. And then a man on base. Wood comes in now, it's 9-5, the tying run is in the on-deck circle.

 

But, oh no, he can't. Because save rules don't make a fuck of sense. He pitched an inning. The on-deck hitter was the tying run. What the fuck. No, I'm not reading the rule book of baseball.

 

And then the fucking Cardinals and Mets have to score runs in the 8th to not give save opportunities to Wagner and Isringhausen. This is BULLSHIT. Fuck this stupid stat where Wes Littleton can throw 3 scoreless innings in a 30-3 game and get a save.

 

It's all alkeiper's fault.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

12.

 

The lack of respect that Baseball God, Chone Figgins gets.

 

He leads the league in stolen bases and walks. He's had a .512 OBP since last June. Yet, nobody speaks of him. It's all Jose Reyes has a bad hammy. Juan Pierre kinda sucks but he should play because Paul DePodesta is a nerd in his mom's basement. Carl Crawford on that shitty Rays. Fuck them. Figgins ain't no SB bitch. He's complete. Chone is Reggie Stocker without steroids.

 

Do you know how good the Yankees would be with him right now. 13-(-1). Fuck Cano. Fuck Jeter. Fuck "Alexander".

 

Chone is the MVP of Baseball, and won't get a single vote. We'll probably give it to a DH. Someone who doesn't play the game the right way.

 

But, I'll vote for you, little Chone. You're a MAN.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

13.

 

How the Maff Clique has zero communication with each other.

 

I think all their shitty gimmick accounts (Seriously, fuck the heck are ForumPro, -DeN- and mysterposterx.) have had that pointless threads closed by one of them, and then one of the kids reopens it to post again with no responses because nobody has any clue what the fuck is going on.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

14.

 

Scoop Jackson.

 

Can anyone give me one reason why this assclown works at ESPN.

 

So, I'm listening to Sporting News Radio at work today with that New Yawk sounding asshole who is terrible, and they interview Scoop. Ok. Fine.

 

But, the entire interview was sad. It will basically that crappy host asking Scoop which teams and sports he likes for 15 minutes. And a 5 minute rant on why women's basketball is good, probably because it's mostly black girls. It was like the interviewer knows Scoop is an idiot with no sports knowledge. And even Scoop knows he's an idiot with no sports knowledge.

 

The point is that I should bang my head against my desk at work instead of constantly listening to sports radio.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

15.

 

The MLB: The Show series, and their catchy songs.

 

Last year, that damn "Oh, Gravity" song by Switchfoot.

 

This year, the Ramones.

 

And, of course, I had to look up the lyrics online because I think he's saying "Let's drink pop" like a jackass. Hubby thought that too, so it's not so bad.

 

And I enjoy beating the tar out of his shitty Dodgers with my Indians. Go PRONK~.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

16.

 

Having broken pinkies and the nuisance it causes while typing.

 

I could legit post 140 wpm if I had any feeling in these fucking things. And don't ask how they got broken.

 

The worst is when I use the shift key, and then I'll mash a couple keys and whatever I hit closes the browser. I don't even know what shortcut it is to do that with Ctrl. What bullshit.

[Guest Queen Leelee]

17.

 

American Idol.

 

Why do I force myself to watch this. I'm not enjoying this at all. I want to go to sleep. But, no, we have to watch this shit. I don't want to. This hasn't been interesting since Season 5.

 

Oh, but I heard a good line during lunch today.

 

It's not over 'til Carly sings.

 

Hahahaha. Fuck that fat cunt.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

13.

 

How the Maff Clique has zero communication with each other.

 

I think all their shitty gimmick accounts (Seriously, fuck the heck are ForumPro, -DeN- and mysterposterx.) have had that pointless threads closed by one of them, and then one of the kids reopens it to post again with no responses because nobody has any clue what the fuck is going on.

 

Two of these aren't Maff guys.

 

-Den- is no one's gimmick unless they are going to the trouble to hide their IP's. ForumPro was discussed in the mod folder. mysteryposterx has only posted in the CS that I've seen, which is allowed.

 

How can we be a super tight clique and not communicate?

[Guest Queen Leelee]

18.

 

Teal folks posting in my BULLSHIT thread.

 

The point is that the 3 gimmick accounts I mentioned are terrible, and make absolutely no sense. At least TRY to be funny, guys.

 

And, again, I'll state that all gimmick accounts should be banned since Metal Ed. Since none will ever match his greatness.

[EVIL~! alkeiper 0]

11.

 

Baseball stats. Mostly the stupid pitcher ones like wins, saves and holds.

 

So, I'm following the Cubs beating one of the other 5 shitty teams in the Comedy Central.

 

Only because they led 9-4. Wuertz gave up a homer. And then a man on base. Wood comes in now, it's 9-5, the tying run is in the on-deck circle.

 

But, oh no, he can't. Because save rules don't make a fuck of sense. He pitched an inning. The on-deck hitter was the tying run. What the fuck. No, I'm not reading the rule book of baseball.

 

And then the fucking Cardinals and Mets have to score runs in the 8th to not give save opportunities to Wagner and Isringhausen. This is BULLSHIT. Fuck this stupid stat where Wes Littleton can throw 3 scoreless innings in a 30-3 game and get a save.

 

It's all alkeiper's fault.

If it's 9-5, and one runner on, the on-deck runner isn't the tying run. Guy on base, batter, on deck hitter, that's three.