I laid the smackdown on some ho last night...

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Hopefully your kid never decides to throw a temper tantrum and wail at your legs, or you'll hoof it over the couch.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Niggas ain't macho man they miss Elizabeth.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I have a kid on the way, and I have to put all my effort in taking care of it.

This makes it sound like you're the one with a full uterus.

 

Well this is EHME we're talking about here, so it doesn't surprise me if his pussy's hurtin.

 

Cracka, I'm more of a man then you...

 

Nigger, you ain't even half the man that TrannieEclectic is. Shut the fuck up before I get my tiny girlfriend to bash you in the face with a vodka bottle.

[luke-o 0]

Shit's is on! Best get some chuckas fuckas!

[Cowboy Battlenuts 0]

"Anyway, considering I problay make more money then you Battlenuts, I'm sure I'm well off in taking care of my child. Everyone who knows me, thinks I'm going to be a great parent. I'm great with children, just because I like to fuck around on a message board, it has nothing to do with my parenting skills. Retard."

 

 

Is that the first lesson you're gonna teach junior, money is more important than character? And you're right, fucking around on a message board has nothing to do with how good of a parent you'll be. It's more the completely idiotic ramblings my 4th grade sister finds immature that leads me to believe this kids hoping someone kicks his mom in the stomache. I wouldn't trust you with a goldfish let alone human life, but hey there's gotta be some walking disaster that's responsible for you, so circle of life I guess...

 

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I have a kid on the way, and I have to put all my effort in taking care of it.

This makes it sound like you're the one with a full uterus.

 

Well this is EHME we're talking about here, so it doesn't surprise me if his pussy's hurtin.

 

Cracka, I'm more of a man then you...

 

Nigger, you ain't even half the man that TrannieEclectic is. Shut the fuck up before I get my tiny girlfriend to bash you in the face with a vodka bottle.

 

Then I will proceed to boot your girlfriend in the face, and then kidnap your mother and piss and shit on her.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

. I wouldn't trust you with a goldfish let alone human life, but hey there's gotta be some walking disaster that's responsible for you, so circle of life I guess...

 

Nigga you don't know me... You talking like I'm some down low bottom crack fiend.

 

I'm a simple person who works the 9-5 like everyone else. I don't start shit with anyone unless they start shit with me. I'm a man or morals and prinicpals (No Paul Gleason). I really don't get what gives you the fucking right to judge me, when you maybe know 1/5th of my life.

 

[Cowboy Battlenuts 0]

I'm not one to make assumptions, but I feel ok with assuming someone who feels the need to tell an internet message board about how he punched a "crazy ho" in the face isn't winning any father of the year awards in his life time.

 

You're right tho, I don't know you, I know who you want people to think you are. Which makes filling in the blanks really easy. If the math works out this kid's gonna be a 1/4 black and think he's darker than Wesley Snipes.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

If the math works out this kid's gonna be a 1/4 black and think he's darker than Wesley Snipes.

 

But she's going to be 1/2 hispanic, so that makes up for it.

 

It's going to be a girl.

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Two things strike me about this thread, and neither directly involve Simon.

 

First, to the person who didn't understand how anyone could beat Mike for 20 minutes - talk to Mike for a while. Twenty minutes was letting him off easy. This leads into my second noticing:

 

Did Mike and Simon ever interact with one another here? Simon would have made Mike puke.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

"Did Mike and Simon ever interact with one another here? Simon would have made Mike puke."

 

I don't recall ever interacting with this "MikeSC" character... But I do hear a lot about him.

[Black Lushus 0]

Marney Adebisi

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Marney Adebisi

 

You have children don't you? How old were you when you knocked your wife up?

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

I agree that internet messageboarding isn't indicative of parenting skills. I'm not the most liked poster here and my style might be questionable, but I leave that shit on the internet and I'm a great dad. I don't think it's fair to judge EHME on what he says on the internet.

[Sideburnious 0]

That, and I doubt any of it is real

[Slayer 0]

I agree that internet messageboarding isn't indicative of parenting skills. I'm not the most liked poster here and my style might be questionable, but I leave that shit on the internet and I'm a great dad.

Because if you were a bad dad, you would admit to it... right?

[Slayer 0]

also, apparently I'll wind up being the Benoit of TSM

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

I agree that internet messageboarding isn't indicative of parenting skills. I'm not the most liked poster here and my style might be questionable, but I leave that shit on the internet and I'm a great dad.

Because if you were a bad dad, you would admit to it... right?

 

Yes. Why not? In this freakshow where you have guys ripping off people on ebay, guys telling somebody that his girlfriend's baby isn't his, and so forth, wouldn't being a bad dad fit in TSM like a glove?

 

Fortunately though, that doesn't apply to me.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I agree that internet messageboarding isn't indicative of parenting skills. I'm not the most liked poster here and my style might be questionable, but I leave that shit on the internet and I'm a great dad.

Because if you were a bad dad, you would admit to it... right?

 

Yes. Why not? In this freakshow where you have guys ripping off people on ebay, guys telling somebody that his girlfriend's baby isn't his, and so forth, wouldn't being a bad dad fit in TSM like a glove?

 

Fortunately though, that doesn't apply to me.

 

She isn't my girlfriend.

[Cowboy Battlenuts 0]

I'm not saying you can completely understand a person from what he does on a message board but knowing basic psycology sure helps paint the rest of the picture.

 

The guy sucks at life and it's a shame he's now responsible for someone else's. Hopefully the mom does the right thing and tells the kid she used to be a slut and has no idea who the dad is.

[Slayer 0]

Yes. Why not? In this freakshow where you have guys ripping off people on ebay, guys telling somebody that his girlfriend's baby isn't his, and so forth, wouldn't being a bad dad fit in TSM like a glove?

 

Fortunately though, that doesn't apply to me.

True, yes, but in a day and age where many parents seem to refuse admission to being bad parents even after, say, Junior done went and shot up his schoolyard, I tend to have a healthy amount of skepticism regarding many parents' evaluation of their own abilities

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

I agree that internet messageboarding isn't indicative of parenting skills. I'm not the most liked poster here and my style might be questionable, but I leave that shit on the internet and I'm a great dad.

Because if you were a bad dad, you would admit to it... right?

 

Yes. Why not? In this freakshow where you have guys ripping off people on ebay, guys telling somebody that his girlfriend's baby isn't his, and so forth, wouldn't being a bad dad fit in TSM like a glove?

 

Fortunately though, that doesn't apply to me.

 

She isn't my girlfriend.

 

Actually it was a Deon/MVP reference. He tried to wreck a relationship by telling the dude that the baby wasn't his. Something like that.

[USC Wuz Robbed! 0]

Yes. Why not? In this freakshow where you have guys ripping off people on ebay, guys telling somebody that his girlfriend's baby isn't his, and so forth, wouldn't being a bad dad fit in TSM like a glove?

 

Fortunately though, that doesn't apply to me.

True, yes, but in a day and age where many parents seem to refuse admission to being bad parents even after, say, Junior done went and shot up his schoolyard, I tend to have a healthy amount of skepticism regarding many parents' evaluation of their own abilities

 

You're right. I do not claim to be without flaws when it comes to parenting, but certainly I would hope it's nothing that would damage the kids irreparably.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I'm not saying you can completely understand a person from what he does on a message board but knowing basic psycology sure helps paint the rest of the picture.

 

The guy sucks at life and it's a shame he's now responsible for someone else's. Hopefully the mom does the right thing and tells the kid she used to be a slut and has no idea who the dad is.

 

Sucks at life? Dude you don't even know me. I find it funny how your so quick to judge someone from a message board whom you never met before. It sounds your life is shit.

 

It sounds like your mother didnt raise YOU right. Sure I might act a little immature on a message board, but my life is great. I have a college level education, a great paying job, great friends and family, a nice house, my own car, everything you could imagine. I wonder what kind of witch would raise her dumbass son to judge people from a message board of all things, especially when in reality they have no idea what goes on in their lifes.

 

 

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I agree that internet messageboarding isn't indicative of parenting skills. I'm not the most liked poster here and my style might be questionable, but I leave that shit on the internet and I'm a great dad.

Because if you were a bad dad, you would admit to it... right?

 

Yes. Why not? In this freakshow where you have guys ripping off people on ebay, guys telling somebody that his girlfriend's baby isn't his, and so forth, wouldn't being a bad dad fit in TSM like a glove?

 

Fortunately though, that doesn't apply to me.

 

She isn't my girlfriend.

 

Actually it was a Deon/MVP reference. He tried to wreck a relationship by telling the dude that the baby wasn't his. Something like that.

 

Yeah, that was fucked up. Deon is a peice of shit for that.

 

[Slayer 0]

I have a college level education, a great paying job, great friends and family, a nice house, my own car, everything you could imagine.

You and everyone else on the internet

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I have a college level education, a great paying job, great friends and family, a nice house, my own car, everything you could imagine.

You and everyone else on the internet

 

Yeah no kidding, but I don't usually tend to brag about the good portion of my life on the message board, because no one really gives a shit about that. I only tell the fucked up interesting stuff, that will have people talking. Even if people don't believe the stories(even though they are all pretty much true), people still post in my threads.

[Cowboy Battlenuts 0]

"Sucks at life? Dude you don't even know me. I find it funny how your so quick to judge someone from a message board whom you never met before. It sounds your life is shit."

 

I figured I'd just do the first part since the second paragraph was more of the same. Moron. Message boards are for sharing opinions on certain topics. You make a lot of topics about your life and who you are. I share my opinion on them. See how that works?

 

Don't wanna hear people make fun of you, stop making a thread everytime you do something you think Don "Magic" Juan would be proud of.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

"Sucks at life? Dude you don't even know me. I find it funny how your so quick to judge someone from a message board whom you never met before. It sounds your life is shit."

 

I figured I'd just do the first part since the second paragraph was more of the same. Moron. Message boards are for sharing opinions on certain topics. You make a lot of topics about your life and who you are. I share my opinion on them. See how that works?

 

Don't wanna hear people make fun of you, stop making a thread everytime you do something you think Don "Magic" Juan would be proud of.

 

I tend to find most of the comments making fun of my incidents funny, unlike yours because you take shit too serious. So do me a favor and shut the fuck up. You suck.

[Cowboy Battlenuts 0]

Here's a list of favor's I'm willing to do for you...

 

1. Kill you.

 

2. Help Kevin Federline adopt your child.

 

3. Show you a mirror and the color white.

 

Shutting up, definitely not on there. I'll take your stories as seriously as you present them. I stopped wondering if you were a joke after it became clear I was gonna laugh either way.