I see that Taiga Star has been placed in the gulag.

[Nighthawk]

Sperm gets sloppy intoxicated at age 15, so that could qualify as a drunk.

[The Niggardly King]

Shit son drinking at 15... that's when I started and look at me now!

[Copper Feel]

What slander! I was sixteen by the time I so much as took a sip.

[Nighthawk]

Slander is spoken. In print it's libel.

[Matt Young]

Sperm gets sloppy intoxicated at age 15, so that could qualify as a drunk.

 

His MySpace bulletins are wonderful. That's not sarcasm. The kid is awesome.

[Nighthawk]

I've seen them too.

[Matt Young]

Yeah, I figured that was what your comment was referring to. That, and AIM.

[Nighthawk]

Ironically, I've only spoken to him on AIM when I was so drunk that I didn't remember anything he said.

 

I should get on aim more.

[At Home]

First time I got drunk was 14. I just do it out at parties and stuff. And, you know, not at my house.

[Twisted Intestine]

One time I got drunk and hung around a high school. I think I was there for the kids lunch break. Fun times.

[FroGG_NeaL]

Sperm gets sloppy intoxicated

 

Awesome.

 

First time I got drunk I was 4 and a half years old, fishing with my grandpaw and one of my mom's exes.

 

[Copper Feel]

First time I got drunk was 14. I just do it out at parties and stuff. And, you know, not at my house.

 

I've done that as well, but if booze is present at home and you're bored, then why the fuck not? Also: I've been kicked out of two of my friends' houses and walked out on at Pizza Hut on account of my drunkeness (I ordered five separate pizzas and refused to share them. I later had to run because I had no money). That's not very fun.