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A thread about cheese

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This is a thread about cheese. It's not about eating cheese, so it's not in the food folder. It's not a serious thread, so it's not in general chat. It's not about cheesy discharge, it's about actual cheese. They make cheese out of milk. It comes in many different shapes, sizes, colours, and flavours. Cheese can make you constipated. You can melt cheese. You can freeze cheese. You can stick cheese in the bath tub. You can replace your bar of soap with a brick of cheese, if you don't mind smelling like it. This is a thread about cheese, and that's all I have to say.

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Ghost:

Sliced or cubed,

Zorak:

Solid or spreadable,

Ghost:

Cheese is good for you.

Zorak:

Cheese is edible!

Ghost:

Cheddar or gouda,

Zorak:

Stinky or provolone,

Ghost:

Cheese is good food-a!

Zorak:

Try it with baloney!

Ghost:

Whether melted on a patty

Zorak:

Or smothered with peas,

Ghost:

Always remember,

Zorak:

Nuttin's cheesier than cheese.

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They both died of heart attacks when they were disturbingly young though.

 

You can transform any mediocre recipe into something that is entirely better tasting with the help of simple cheese. Fuck ice-cream.

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They both died of heart attacks when they were disturbingly young though.

 

 

 

...neither are dead.

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Yeah, Amnesia is thinking of Baskin & Robbins, and one only died this year.

 

Do you think a petition could be started for Ben & Jerry's to start working on a cheese flavoured ice-cream?

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Guest Tzar Lysergic

Anyone ever eat pie with cheese? Fuck it, this is a food thread now. The threadmaker can eat my nads.

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