The One And Only King Of The Ring Thread

[Guest Flyboy]

was rey doint the mask gimmick again or not?

Well, from the promos it looks like it... but I thought once you were unmasked, you couldn't go back or something... *shrugs*

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

In-the-dark-matches-that-Rey-has-been-having,I-think

he's-been-wearing-the-Horns-with-his-Filthy-Animal-Outfit.

[Guest Nezbyte]

was rey doint the mask gimmick again or not?

Well, from the promos it looks like it... but I thought once you were unmasked, you couldn't go back or something... *shrugs*

Yeah, LL "law" is that once you get unmasked it's a disgrace to remask. But, fuck that, he look like an 11 year old - he NEEDS that mask for me to take him serious.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

The-Cripper-Crossface!

 

I-haven't-seen-that-in-months.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Bubba Ray? WHAT THE FUCK?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Okay, Eddie won, *** match. Benoit's interference added nothing, and the leg psychology lead nowhere. Plus the ending made NO SENSE. Also...

 

IT'S THE STRAIGHT LEG, DAMMIT!!!

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

The-crowd-was-DEAD-during-this-match.Except-for-when

Flair-hit-on-of-his-Chops.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Women's Title match, let's hope they let Molly and Trish go at it, like they're capable of.

 

I say Molly should, and will, win to have a continuation of this feud and avenge all the insults on her. Also, who else can plausibly feud with either woman after this?

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Prediction:

 

Molly-gets-DQ'ed-for-using-her-Ass,which-is-ruled-as-an

illegal-object.

 

Real-Prediction:

 

Molly-gets-the-win-and-the-Women's-Title.

[Guest TheHulkster]

*** is being extremely generous. I'll bet that Bubba-Eddie will be better than Eddie-Flair. Bubba is underrated.

 

BTW, i'm from upstate too, an hour away from Albany in Amsterdam.

[Guest Flyboy]

Bubba Ray? WHAT THE FUCK?

I thought he was going to help RVD win, tonight...

 

And that really makes no sense... I guess they want to push the guy.

[Guest TheHulkster]

Another thing, what the fuck is the point of a Crippler Crossface on the outside after Eddie was working the leg for almost the whole match, which Flair only decided to sell for half the match?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I say that Hurricane/Knoble was secondbest. Nothing is going to touch that RVD/Jericho match the rest of the night, unless Angle is an immaculate miracle worker.

 

Fine, fine. After thinking about it more, Flair/Eddie was only **1/2 or so.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

FUCK LAWLER AND JR!!!!

 

This ass-insulting is getting VERY offensive.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(marks out for Molly winning) OH FUCK YEAH!!! Um, call it **. I didn't see any egregious mess-ups.

 

Awfully hypocritical to insult Molly's (decided lack of) size, when the same company made a (truthfully) large woman a "challenger" for the Women's title back in 1995.

 

They're calling the Angle/Hogan match the Battle of the Real American Heroes!!!!

 

I will run around my neighborhood painted red and yellow if they play "Real American."

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Alright,I'm-going-to-be-nice-and-give-this-match**-due-to

Trish'-wresting-skills,which-have-picked-up-in-the-past

couple-of-months.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

"If Vince wanted Hogan to be a zookeeper, he'd be a zookepper"

 

"I'm gonna make Hogan tap faster than Mr. Bojangles on Speed"

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Fuck. Voodoo Child. I guess my neighborhood doesn't get the honor of seeing me run clothed only in red and yellow paint through the streets.

 

Ehh, it's all right. They'd get jealous anyway.

[Guest Shadow]

Time for Kurt Angle's Ultimate Test: Carry Hulk Hogan to a good match. If Angle can pull it off......

[Guest Austin3164life]

Eh, Hogan sucks anyway. From what I've been hearing, King of the Ring is shaping up to be a so-so pay per view.....

[Guest Flyboy]

Time for Kurt Angle's Ultimate Test: Carry Hulk Hogan to a good match. If Angle can pull it off......

We'll see.... go Kurt go!

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Not-looking-to-good.

So-Far.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Argh. Angle beat an Iranian, not an Iraqi.

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

wasn't that guy Angle beat in the olympics from Iran?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

This isn't that bad actually. I'm waiting to see the Germans from Angle, and then I'll start getting into it.

 

One thing going for this: The crowd is into it a lot more than some of the other contests tonight.

[Guest Nezbyte]

Kurt couldnt do it if Hogan was 5 years younger. The fucking ANNOUNCING is more entertaining.

 

King: "I got TONS of fans in Egypt"

JR: "Oh yeah King, i bet ya do"

[Guest Incandenza]

I gather, from here and other sources, this show, aside from RVD-Jericho, has been sucking balls so far. I almost ordered it, too.

 

**Sigh of big relief**

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

HULK UP!!!!

[Guest Flyboy]

HULK UP!!!!

TAKE A NAP, ANGLE!!

 

Take a nap and no-sell it! Poke him in the eye! Something!

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

YES! YES! YES!

 

HOGAN TAPS!

 

ANNNNNNGLE! ANNNNNNNNNGLE!

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!