The One And Only King Of The Ring Thread

[Guest TheHulkster]

RVD sucks at transitions. I don't think Brock knows what a transition is. I forsee a lot of standing around and reversing irish whips.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Okay.

 

RVD/Jericho: looked **** range.

Test/Brock: * for some tense stuff at the end.

[Guest Flyboy]

RVD/Jericho: looked **** range.

Wow... ****?

 

When that match gets on the Internet, I'll be sure to download it.

[Guest Nezbyte]

RVD/Jericho: looked **** range.

Wow... ****?

 

When that match gets on the Internet, I'll be sure to download it.

Thinkin' the same thing man.

[Guest TheHulkster]

SHINING WIZARD by Helms!!! I don't understand why the WWE feels the need to insult it's fans. There are probably a lot of people sitting in their mobile home right now watching the WWE on PPV. At that rate, their core female audience are probably a little north of their ideal weight. Do they want to lose more fans? I see their desperation in trying to make over heels and faces, seeing as conventional methods don't seem to work anymore, but it's not the best way to get there.

[Guest Nezbyte]

Hmm, how'd they insult the fans? They not call it the WEEZ?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

This is a very not-Cruiserweight match. Where are my life-threatening spots? Nidia looks hot. Maybe they'll just cut loose when they hit a certain time.

 

"She's a crackwhore!" You people WISH she was YOUR crackwhore!

[Guest MrRant]

"She's a crackwhore!" You people WISH she was YOUR crackwhore!

You mean you wouldn't take her as a crack whore?

[Guest HHH's 'Roid Needle]

So THIS is what the WWF style looks like, huh?

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(YELLS "OH SHIT!" FOR THE TOP ROPE SWINGING NECKBREAKER)

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

How would you rate the Jericho/RVD match compared to their match at Unforgiven last year?

 

I'm not watching the PPV, but I like to keep in touch with what's happening.

[Guest Flyboy]

(YELLS "OH SHIT!" FOR THE TOP ROPE SWINGING NECKBREAKER)

(YELLS "OH SHIT" JUST THINIKING ABOUT IT)

[Guest TheHulkster]

**** sounds about right. It was much better than their unforgiven match.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Okay, that was essentially a boring match, not the Cruiser-fest I was expecting. Good thing Rey's on the way. **1/2. I marked for Hurricane's boots. They rule.

 

The commentary was gold during that match, and that top rope neckbreaker was NUTS. Plus, the crowd finally got into it at the end.

 

Flair/Guererro next. Let's hope for at least a *** affair.

 

Oh, Knoble won. HAPPY NOW?

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Mondo! Chewy! Little Timmy!

 

It's "The Guerreros"!

[Guest Flyboy]

Okay, that was essentially a boring match, not the Cruiser-fest I was expecting. Good thing Rey's on teh way. **1/2. I marked for Hurricane's boots. They rule.

It would help if you posted the actual winners, Kotzen.

[Guest Nezbyte]

Yeah, to help the poor poor bastards

[Guest Brian]

Knoble won from what I read.

[Guest Kingpk]

Knoble won after powerbombing Hurricane. Nidia pushed Helms' foot off the ropes during the count.

[Guest Flyboy]

Thanks, guy.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Their Unforgiven match had a lot more toys in it, since it was for the Hardcore title and stuff, so I give it a similar rating. However, this match was more fundamentally sound and didn't need any toys. It also had some stuff I've never seen before, like the ref actually try to put the turnbuckle back on even though it's completely taken off, as well as the fact that both competitors were always changing their strategies to avoid the exposed steel ring of the turnbuckle. If they had given it a few more minutes, it would have approached ****1/2 or ****3/4.

 

I'm still let down from the Cruiserweights. I thought they were just starting slow and would build, but that didn't happen. They got the time they needed, but used it wrestling like mini-heavyweights(except for the top rope neckbreaker and the BIG AIR from Hurricane to the outside). Too bad. Rey is going to blow the WWE fans' minds.

 

Flair/Guererro now. I say Eddie CHEATS TO WIN~!

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Damn, those black tights of Flair are unfortunately showing why he's a REAL man. He's a first time offender... (shudders) at least it isn't Big Show, who shows his snatch off every time.

 

Eddie selling the Mule Kick was great.

[Guest Flyboy]

Too bad. Rey is going to blow the WWE fans' minds.

I know he did when I he first debuted in WCW... I was like.... "....... Damn."

[Guest Nezbyte]

Thanks, guys. Now im watching on scramble-vision...

 

Oh great, now my 'Net is getting fucky. Damn you, Road Runner.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Hurricane/Knoble-By-far-The-Best-Match-Of-The-Night.

RVD/Jericho-comes-in-second.Good-match-for-an-opener.

[Guest Flyboy]

Thanks, guys. Now im watching on scramble-vision...

 

Oh great, now my 'Net is getting fucky. Damn you, Road Runner.

Where?! Where?! Where?!

[Guest Kahran Ramsus]

I hope Rey is healed. He was pretty bad and broken down by the end of his WCW run.

[Guest Flyboy]

I hope Rey is healed. He was pretty bad and broken down by the end of his WCW run.

Yeah.. plus, he had a very shitty comic. And those horns... those fucking horns.

[Guest Nezbyte]

Thanks, guys. Now im watching on scramble-vision...

 

Oh great, now my 'Net is getting fucky. Damn you, Road Runner.

Where?! Where?! Where?!

If you meen where I'm from, upstate NY. An hour away from Albany and near Greenwhich.

 

Rey better not disappoint me, ah wait, he will - nearly garunteed.

[Guest dr deaf]

was rey doint the mask gimmick again or not?