ZACK!

[Tony149 0]

Here's our (Patty & I) part of the AS match. I thought about PM'ing this to you, but it may have exceeded the word count and I'd rather not take the chance you only get half and and never realize it.

 

Patty's got the intros, which are to come soon.

 

Standing in the center of ring is Michael Buffer with a blue spotlight shinning down on him as the only illumination in an otherwise darkened arena. The roar of the crowd is gigantic and the legendary announcer is forced to strain his voice to be heard.

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen it is time for our mainevent of Angleslam 2008!

There's a huge pop from the audience who foist up their pro-In Crowd anti-Enterprise signage.

BUFFER
It is a three on two handicap match made in Corporate Greed scheduled for one fall with a time limit of sixty minutes! Let's meet the trouble shooting special guest referee as appointed by Josie Baker!

The cameras roam towards the entrance where blue and purple lights beam from the edges of the sherrif's badge. "Simply Ravishing" kicks up to a huge ovation from the Texas faithful. Welcoming their cheers with raised hands as he steps through the saloon doors is Tony Brannigan, outfitted in the usual attire of a referee. The former world champion pauses with hands on hips to gaze out at the sea of fans as the blue and purple lights continue to swirl around him at a slow deliberate pace. 

BUFFER
He is a three time tag team champion, a former world champion, a true OAOAST Original, he is one half of the one of the greatest tag teams of all time Black T, ladies and gentlemen please welcome to Alamo Dome....TONY BRANNIGAN!

Tony smirks and nods to the fans, who are all but on their knees worshipping the OAOAST legend. He walks down the entrance ramp with a slow step taking in his moment in the spotlight for all its worth and soaking in the every cheer of the San Antonio audience.  As he trots up the stairs he remains ever confident, showing no signs of intimidation from this high profile role.

COLE
Its hard to have to bring this up about a guy like Tony Brannigan. But can he be trusted? He is Theodore Moneymaker's cousin and even though they've had their problems in the past, blood runs thick, and so does the cash Moneymaker shoved into Brannigan's pocket this past HeldDOWN~! We like to think our champions and our legends have integrity but with stakes this high, I just don't know.

COACH
Yo, I don't think Josie picked T.Bod out of all the OAOAST superstars past and present if he wasn't gonna look out for her boy. The money Mister Moneymaker slipped in his pocket is just gravy, baby.

A brilliant green glow engulfs the entrance stage, making it look like some sort of sci-fi wild west themed jungle overran by unseen but malvolent plant life. With this fantastic showing of colour comes the detested theme song, and the flood of boos for the men it heralds. 

[i]Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith[/i]

Saloon doors swing open, and with that comes a tremendous increase in the hatred of the audience. Yet, Abdullah Abir Nerdly, dancing with the Koran close to his chest, is immune to such anger with his broad and loving smile serving as his shield. Behind him comes Christian Wright, grinning from ear to ear, attired in a blue blazer, black tie and blue slacks. He holds his arms out to his side and grins even wider in self satisfaction as Abdullah now performs his joyful dance around him as though he were some holy statue. At their side is their leader. Theodore Moneymaker, expression one of arrogance, his hair slightly unkempt, his body shining as it pours into red tights with dollar signs on the side. Hooked on his arm is a smug faced Mackenize DeCenzo, looking as ravishing as Brannigan's entrance music with a black halter evening dress with wood beans draped around the bust.

BUFFER
Introducing the competitors being accompanied to the ring by the Money Honey Mackenzie DeCenzo! First he weighed in at one hundred eighty seven pounds, and stands five feet  eight inches, he is "The Speaker for the Prophets" and an "Inspirational Leader" to man. He is from Las Vegas by way of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, by way of Damascus Syria, representing The Heavenly Rockers he is ABDULLAH ABIR NERDLY! And his partner weighing 8 1/3 bars of gold, now residing in Washington D.C., he is the Enterprise's Financial Analyst, CHRISTIAN WRIGHT! And finally from Vero Beach, Florida, this man needs no real introduction he is the CEO of The Enterprise, the second largest investor in TSM, the heir to Moneymaker fortune, he is THEODORE MONEYMAKER! 

Three green and red pryo explosions rip through the air from the top tips of the gigantic sherrif's badge, each bringing equally booming laughter from the throat of Moneymaker. As they walk down the aisle trailed by a train of boos, Christian removes his tie and jacket and arrogantly tosses them to the floor.  Abdullah makes quite the show of himself, both singing high praises for his partners and dancing with celebratory glee.

COLE
The Enterprise is deadly. Their 2008 has seen them change Jade's life by revealing that she's Krista's daughter, get Anglesault fired, Josie hired, break up Rescue 911, and finally have Bohemoth arrested for rape!

COACH
Dudes is cold, a week in the Saraha couldn't melt them. They frost bitten, touch your hand a finger gonna fall right off.  But, let me get this out right quick, props to Mackenzie for having the strength and courage to stand out here today. She's a survivor! She ain't gonna give up.

Mackenzie takes position on the outside turning up her nose at the fans to offer her total attention to applauding her troops that enter the ring. Abdullah plays ambassador to Tony Brannigan and offers him words of prayer and blessings. Moneymaker, however, strangley ignores his cousin. Instead he practices his boxing, by punching Wright''s open hands and getting boastful words of encouragement from his best friend. They then share a hearty laugh and a hug, a sign of certain confidence in this pivotal bout.

After so long an absence, the famous drum beat returns to OAOAST television, and brings it with it the deafaning screams of sixty thousand fans. Being so excited that they're barely able to maintain sanity, the fans joyously clap along to Weezer's Beverly Hills. They nearly scream themselves hoarse at the sight of Leon Rodez, clad in an In Crowd varsity jacket as opposed to his usual robe. Mimicking his image on the video screens, The New Age Love Machine does a qucik 360 twirl. He drops to his knees, and with a huge smile taking over his face points to the saloon doors. Right on cue, Zack Malibu, emerges to another stunning roar. He lacks all of Rodez  delight and happiness, glaring at Moneymaker and crew through the beautiful droplets of his golden pyro fall, his hatred sizzling as hot and as brightly as that fireworks display. He tosses his varsity jacket to the floor and motions for Leon to follow him down the ramp.

BUFFER
And their opponents,, Hailing from Grand Rapids, Michigan and Providence, Rhode Island respectively...they weigh in at a total combined weight of four hundred, twenty eight pounds. They are former OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... "SILKY SMOOTH" LEON RODEZ... ZACK MALIBU... THE UUSSSSSUUUUAAAAAAALLL SSSSUUUUUSSSSSPPEEEEECCTTSSSSSSS!!

COLE
The Usual Suspects back in action! Don't let The Enterprise's stunt on the House of Worship on HeldDOWN~! fool you, these men are as tight as brothers. Leon has had Zack's back for years and vice versa.

COACH
Is that right? I only remember Zack helping out Leon once when Jade turned on him. He didn't do shit to help him through the Money In The Bank tournament. He never did nothing back when Brickston was messing him up.  But when The Franchise so much as gots a hang nail he expects The Silky Smooth one to be right there with the tweezers and the bandaid. Don't get it twisted Zack is a user.

Even with men who want to wipe him off the face of the OAOAST staring him down, even with Reject's cautionary words still fresh on his mind, Leon is as gregeraious and good natured as ever. He slaps hands with the fans, and of course gives much love to his female admirers with pecks on the cheek. Zack is the perfect example of stone faced determination, not even reacting when his white pyro pillars explode into a tower that nearly reaches up to the ceiling. Amidst all the cheering and chanting of he and Leon's names, he looks dead into the camera and says "This one is for you, Bo."

COLE
Leon Rodez is very famillar with The Enterprise and what they're capable of. Christian Wright and Zack Malibu have met once before for the HI-YAH world title at Zero Hour, he has many experiences both good and bad with Tony Brannigan, but has never in his life faced Theodore Moneymaker. Zack needs to beware, because Moneymaker is a damn dangerous competitor, and an evil son of a bitch!

Entering the ring, Malibu hardly knows which man he wishes to attack first. Abdullah for ruining his classic match with Nathaniel Black, Christian Wright for his snobbish arrogance, or Theodore Moneymaker who has orchestrated this entire stable warfare. Thankfully he has the much more level headed Rodez to keep him from doing something he and his pocket book will regret.

"USUAL SUSPECTS! USUAL SUSPECTS! USUAL SUSPECTS!", the audience pays loud respects to the former tag team champions.

The camera pans across the outside area to show an unusual amount of security guards, headed up by The Enterprise's Detective Bosley and CPA. V.I.C.E's guards are heavily muscled men, thick arms folded across even thicker chest, all clad in black and wearing the same stern expression.

COLE
Tony Brannigan is here to keep order, but Josie may not have as much faith in him as he thought with guys like that around. I'm not sure how impartial these guys will be if they're led by V.I.C.E, however. The last thing we need is them ruining this classic contest.

COACH
One of the In Crowd is a woman hating disgusting rapist, another has left his jizz in every crackwhore in America, one is a crackwhore, and the leader pulled on a gun on a dude once! And you're harping on V.I.C.E?

From across the ring Zack's chilly glare shoots bullets at Theodore Moneymaker, and his mouth utters threats of violence to come. Any other man would be looking for the quickest way out of town, but Moneymaker welcomes the hatred and bile, and hollers at the OAOAST legend to put actions behind his words. Its unlikely Zack can hear over the roar of an audience that's still on their feet, but Moneymaker's defiant expression gets the message across clearer than any words ever could.

COLE
The atmosphere inside the Alamo dome is like nothing I've ever seen before. Folks, I wish you here with us for this one, its something else!

DING DING DING

With the ringing of the bell the fans launch another huge ovation into the air as the two stable leaders come face to face in the ring for the first time. Malibu stands tall and proud, his brown eyes never once blinking. Moneymaker isn't nearly as stoic, and makes a pouty face, arrogantly rubbing in all that he's done to disrupt the state of Malibu's beloved OAOAST. He gives Zack's cheek a light tap and snickers bellow the shocked reaction of the crowd. His laughing is cut violently short, though, when Zack cracks him across his handsome face with a slap!

"YEAAAAAA!"

COLE
Oh boy! Here we go! Let's make history!

Moneymaker is first in shock and then in anger. And its anger that throws a haymaker at Malibu. But The Franchise ducks beneath and quickly scurries behind his foe. As The Billion Dollar Heir turns around, he's tagged with a series of right hands that have the crowd shouting in delight. Moneymaker comes back with a right of his own, but Zack throws up his forearm to deflect the blow. The unexpected block has the billionaire teetering backwards. Its a position Malibu is quick to take advantage of when he launches his foot forward in a School's Out! But, Moneymaker reacts with lightening quickness and catches onto Zack's boot. He slams it back to the ground in a huff, and merely chuckles at the OAOAST poster boy's failure to execute his finisher.

COACH
Zack almost had the knockout right there! He can't be doin that to the second largest investor in TSM though. That ain't right. Imagine if at the world series or some shit, Manny Ramirez just chucked a ball at Rupert Murdoch's head. Don't make no sense!

Zack fires off several more punches that come within inches of a bobbing and weaving Moneymaker. The Enterprise leader efforts a counter attack by trying to meet Zack punch for punch. But, Malibu is a hair faster and rips a knee into his six packed stomach. A cruel smile lights up Zack's face, as he begins lighting up Moneymaker's chest with furious knife edge chops. The audience hoots and hollers as Moneymaker's face sags in agony. Mackenzie realizes that Zack could chop her boss straight to his bone, and in order to end his attack, the fetching lass steps onto the ring apron. The distraction works to perfection; Zack pauses to demand her removal, and Moneymaker capitalizes by swatting him in the back of the head.

"MONEYMAKER SUCKS! MONEYMAKER SUCKS! MONEYMAKER SUCKS!"

"SILENCE!" Christian screams from his perch on the apron.

The wealthy Floridian latches onto Malibu's arm and attempts to Irish whip him towards the corner. However, Zack reverses the hold, and throws Moneymaker into the ringposts with such hellish force that the tycoon is lifted up and over the turnbuckles and thrown to the outside. His two hundred thirty plus pounds gracelessly crash to the outside and the response from the Texas audience as well as a shrieking Mackenzie is deafening. 

"MALIBU! MALIBU! MALIBU!" sing the audience, as Mackie rushes to check on the man who signs her paychecks. Once she's assured his check signing hand isn't broken, her concern lessens just a little bit.

COLE
Zack is PO'ed!  He just threw a man nearly twenty pounds heavier then him all the way out this ring. That's scary power from our Franchise! 

Equally scary is the enraged look that possess Zack's face as he leans over the ropes and orders Moneymaker to return to the fight. All Theodore can offer is miserable groans, so Mackenzie bickers with Zack for him. But Malibu quickly grows tired of dealing with her and prepares to leave the ring to fetch Moneymaker himself. However, he's halted by a clubbing forearm from Christian Wright!

"BOOOOO!"

"I do believe, I ordered silence!" Wright complains as he hammers Zack's back with open handed slaps. Having weakened his opponent enough with this attacks, The Natural guides him to the corner. He places him against the posts, and begins bashing his fist across Zack's face. As Wright's hands make mincemeat out of Zack's defined facial features, special referee Tony Brannigan warns strongly about closed fists but shocking allows the proud 2005 Rookie of the year to remain in despite there being no tag. CW adheres to the caution and ceases his illegal attacks, but only does so in order to push Zack lower to the ring. This allows him to put his Brooks Brother's dress shoes directly onto the head of the three time world champion. Zack screams in agony, which is but music to Wright's ears.

"LET'S GO ZACK! LET'S GO ZACK! LET'S GO ZACK!" the fans try to rally the ultimate good guy.

"SILENCE! SILENCE! SILENCE!" Wright demands, but only gets it when he quits using Zack's face as a welcome mat. He and Brannigan have several words in the middle of the ring about his tactics, an argument prolonged because T-Bod has no idea what anything Wright says means. This debate allows for sneaky play by Abdullah. He rushes to Zack's position, lifts him to his feet by his blond hair, and begins mercilessly clawing at his eyes! 

"BOOOOOOO!"

COLE
Come on! Abdullah claims to be a leader of men, but do you think you ever saw a leader of men like Martin Luther King tear at someone's eyes?

COACH
MLK once shot at Malcom X over a dice game. And Rosa Parks once fucked up JFK on some crack beef. True stories right there. 

By the time Brannigan notices the booing, Abdullah is back in his corner, offering his thanks to Allah, and Zack is back to his feet seeking offers for good optometrist. Wright marches over to him, and shreds at the skin on his chest with his trademark European uppercuts. Desperate to be free of these flesh searing strikes, Zack grips onto the ropes and guides his weak legs down the ring. But CW stalks his path and chips away at his strength with punches to his back. Zack, however, fights back against him with a boot to the stomach that shoves The Natural away. Greatly annoyed by the strike, Wright snarls and charges in and [b]EATS A SCHOOL'S OUT![/b]

"YEAAAAAAA!" screams the audience, getting back to their feet!

COLE
Christian Wright, School is out, and you've been knocked out! Is that it for The Enterprise in this epic bout?

The answer to that question is a resounding no, coming from a BILLON $ KNEELIFT from Theodore Moneymaker!

"MONEYMAKER SUCKS! MONEYMAKER SUCKS! MONEYMAKER SUCKS!"

Not exactly appreciative of the unkind words, Moneymaker [i]spits[/i] at the front row audience which simply works to increase the entire arena's furor. The CEO of The Enterprise then turns his anger upon Zack Malibu and smears his face with A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS! While the fans boo his signature strike, Moneymaker goes for the first pinfall of the contest, his forearm pressed against the face of the Franchise. 

ONE!

TWO!

Zack gets his shoulder off the mat! 

COLE
Zack isn't going to go down like that. Not this early in the contest. Not ever in fact. 

COACH
Zack is facing a very different breed of superstar in The Enterprise. A smarter, more intelligent breed. And a richer one! Go on and get yo paper, dawgs!

Moneymaker scrapes Zack off the canvas by the waistband of his blue tights. He shoves him into a neutral corner, and takes aim at his ribs, blasting them in an unrelenting assault. The Billion Dollar Heir then cuts short that attack in order to watch with a giddy pleasure as Zack hunches over and winces in pain. Moneymaker picks his head up and offers him a vicious slap across the cheek, returning the favor from earlier, sending a tiny amount of blood from the mouth of The Franchise. 

"You can't win this war, Zack!" Moneymaker shouts as much to Malibu as to his numerous fans. He grabs onto Zack's arm and pries him away from the ropes to throw him across the ring. But Zack somehow manages to counter and its the billionaire who suffers a brutal crash into the turnbuckles. But Moneymaker shakes off the bone crushing impact and comes darting at his rival with a back elbow. Malibu ducks beneath the rapidly approaching attack and lifts himself onto the second rope. Moneymaker regains his footing only to have his face breakout in fear, as Zack crashes into him with a cross body block! The fans applaud Zack's aerial expertise, and he nods to them as he hooks Moneymaker's leg for a pinfall...

ONE!

Moneymaker kicks out well before the two, but has to take several moments to regain his breath. With his enemy incapacitated, Zack gets to his feet and heads to his corner where he applies the tag to The Grand Rapids Golden Child! The cheers and applause for Leon Rodez are raucous, especially from the female fans. Le-Ro keeps it cool, though, shrugging his shoulders in an obviously false humility.

COLE
When this version of the In Crowd got together we knew we'd see The Usual Suspects along with it, but who knew it would be on such a huge stage?

Leon charges into the ring at his longtime rival. But Moneymaker charges him as well, and strikes viciously with a devastating running high knee! The shot folds and contorts Leon like origami, leaving him a wounded wreck in just his first few seconds in the match.

COLE
Leon Rodez, getting planted by Theodore Moneymaker! 

Moneymaker stands above Leon, his hands held to him, and his sneering face gazing at the crowd, as if to wonder how they can cheer for this man. They boo the former tag champ and their hatred increases ten fold when he drops rapid-fire elbows across the Silky Smooth one's chest. Moneymaker then grabs Le-Ro by his heavily gelled hair and leads him off his feet. He shoves him into the ropes and as Leon bounces back he buries his knee deep into his midsection. The Billion Dollar Heir chortles with a sickening joy, and loving that move so much, he replays it once more. He then throws his foe across the ring. Leon bounces off the ropes, ready to stage a counterattack against Moneymaker. But the Vero Beach native is several steps faster and sends him hurtling through the air with another knee to the stomach! The Grand Rapids Golden Child lands smack on the canvas, immediately clutching his sore midsection.

"LET'S GO LEON! LET'S GO LEON! LET'S GO LEON!"

COLE
The fans getting behind Leon, who's had so many problems with Theodore Moneymaker in the past. Last year's Angleslam these two met in a five on five match in which Jade turned her back on The Enterprise and went back to the side of Leon Rodez and D*LUX where she belongs.

Still holding onto his stomach, Leon begins rolling away from his opponent. But Moneymaker trails his retreat, gazing down on him with a pure contempt. Leon finally reaches the corner posts and with no where to go, the tycoon lifts him up by the purple collar of his singlet and stares harshly into his eyes. After offering Mister Rodez a few choice vulgarities, Moneymaker launches him into the opposite ropes. Leon hits the corner posts with a thud, but there's no rest for his weary bones as Moneymaker charges in with a back elbow. But the New Age Love Machine kicks up his legs and jams both knees into the spine of Moneymaker! While the Billion Dollar Heir lies in pain, Leon quickly scampers to the top rope.

COLE
Leon going up top!

COACH
Really, because I couldn't tell and all, with him climbing the turnbuckles only fifteen feet in front of me, two monitors showing the same thing, a scoreboard showing it, and that huge video screen showing it to. So thank you. 

COLE
At least I know the visually impaired are. So there. :P

Moneymaker quits pouting over Leon's attack long enough to begin peppering him with shots to his lower back. Given his position there's little Rodez can do besides wail in agony from the attacks. Thus Moneymaker has an easy time of taking hold of Leon and attaching his legs across his shoulders. The fans moan in panic as the hated heel pulls Leon off the ropes and into an unwelcome position. Abdullah holds his hands out in preemptive celebration of what's sure to be a deadly move.

COLE
Electric chair drop!

Not if Silky Smooth has anything to say about, he rotates his limber body out and nauseates The Enterprise CEO with a picture perfect hurricanrana! Immediatley after hitting the mat, Moneymaker crawls on all fours reaching the corner and using it to pull himself up. Leon hounds him, paying little attention to his cowardly efforts to beg off. As such Moneymaker takes an even more pathetic route and sticks his body beneath the ropes, forcing Brannigan to get Rodez to back off. Rodez isn't exactly thrilled with this and argues that Moneymaker is simply doing this because the match is no longer going in his favor, but "rules are rules" says Brannigan. Taking advantage of the discussion between his cousin and his rival, Moneymaker gathers a wad of spit within his mouth and hurls it at Rodez! A huge clump of soggy disgusting spit lands on Leon's cheek, and a small frown forms on his face. Moneymaker smiles broadly and dares Rodez to take a swing at him.

COLE
Everyone knows Leon doesn't get mad...

He gets even, bay-bee, this time by taking his own huge chunk of spit and casually blasting Moneymaker with it! 

COACH
Well, I suppose that’s better than getting cummed on like Baron Windels. 

COLE
Who got his vengeance earlier tonight, just as The Usual Suspects will for Bo and the OAOAST. 

As the fans roar for doing something they've always dreamed of, Leon gives them a hearty thumbs up. Obviously, not quite as happy as the crowd, Moneymaker comes scorching out the corner with a clothesline. But the quick cruiserweight dodges the blow and comes back at his archival with a spinning elbow. However, Moneymaker deftly sidesteps the attack and grabs a quick waistlock on Rodez. There's a brief struggle from the pride of Grand Rapids, but Moneymaker's expert strength snuffs it out and he school boy’s Leon, which includes a handful of tights! 

Brannigan counts...

ONE!

TWO!

...but with help from Zack Malibu and the fans notices the illegal tactic and orders Moneymaker to break, popping the crowd. For his part, Moneymaker just stares at his cousin and curtly asks him to remember where is loyalty lies.

COLE
Moneymaker was also the one who revealed that Jade is Krista's daughter, which has led to Jade moving from Grand Rapids to Los Angeles to live with Krista. That's been a bit of a sticking point for Leon who was used to having Jade close by in his parents home. 

COACH
Waaah waaaah waaah! Gimmie a break, Mikey, Mister Moneymaker is changing the face of the OAOAST and Leon is all upset because he ain't got no one to go cow tipping with on Saturday nights.

COLE
There's a lot more to do in Grand Rapids besides cow tipping. There's also pig wrestling and sheep poker.

Moneymaker steals a page out of his cousin’s playbook, raking the lace of the boots against the face of Leon Rodez. He then wraps his muscular arms around Leon's neck and leads him off the canvas. As Le-Ro fights to break free he applies the tag to the loathed Christian Wright. As the audience expresses their disdain for the verbose superstar, he scales to the top rope. On the apron Abdullah claps excitedly for the upcoming Enterprise double team. However his joy is short lived, and quickly turns into fear, as Leon breaks out of Moneymaker's clutches. Stunned, the wrestling mogul isn't able to defend himself against Leon shoving him into the ropes. As soon as he hits the cables, he knocks his partner entirely off balance and Wright falls crotch first onto the ringposts. He screams his misery at the top of his lungs, as the audience screams their joy and the top of their's. Leon isn't terribly sympathetic to his misfortune, and points to his own crotch, saying he should've worn a cup.

COLE
Wright's been a thorn in Leon's side since The Natural got into the OAOAST, so you know that had to feel good! 

COACH
It ain't gonna feel good when Mister Moneymaker gets in Josie's ear and Leon finds himself curtain jerking against OAVW trainees before Syndicated. 

Pumping his fist ARESENIO HALL STYLE~! to keep the fans making noise, the Michigan studmuffin climbs onto the third rope. But his preoccupation with engaging his fanbase costs him dearly, as Moneymaker recovers to drag him back to the canvas. With his leader holding Rodez in place, Wright gets his dress shoes on proper footing, before leaving that footing altogether with a diving forearm! His  eyes go wide with dismay as Le-Ro scoots out the way and Wright's forearm smacks Moneymaker flush in the face. Together they crash into the mat and the sold out dome crowd is absolutely ecstatic! Moneymaker and Wright lie about the canvas, clutching their sore faces, and each trying to blame the other for the miscue.

COLE
Leon loves to have fun, but he'll getcha every time out!

COACH
Yeah, yeah, can we talk about why the In Crowd has an all but convicted rapist on their roster and male pornstar, once seen humping a [i]banana[/i] on camera? These fools make the Cincinnati Bengals look like Saint Catherine's school for girls. 

Having had his fill of Leon's magic for the moment, Moneymaker rolls his weary bones to the outside.  He's comforted by Mackenzie, who assures him Wright has it all under control. The Natural promptly proves her wrong by climbing to his feet where he steps into a jab! And a jab! And a jab! And jab! Rodez turns to DA LADIEZ~ and blows a kiss before turning back and getting caught with the Wright Off (Sky high!) Anger quickly flows throughout the dome, as Wright mocks Leon's kiss blowing as he sits upon him for a pin 

ONE!

TWO!

Rodez kicks out, shocking Wright who was already planning his victory celebration. The Natural rams Leon into the buckle and unloads with European uppercuts and knife-edge chops, then fires him across to the far corner...but the Silky Smooth One reverses the Irish whip and follows in, diving his shoulder into Wright’s midsection!

COLE
Superman Spear! And it certainly took a superhuman effort for Leon Rodez to comeback after the punishment he’s received. 

Wright stumbles out of the corner and Rodez is waiting, taking the numbers cruncher over with a SITOUT HIPTOSS! 

ONE!

TWO!

THR-- NO!

Abdullah rushes in and dropkicks Leon smack in the face, and the crowd reacts just as you’d expect, booing the intrusion. Tony Brannigan doesn’t appreciate it either, scolding his cousin’s spiritual guide, prompting Theodore Moneymaker to try and smooth things over. A tag ensues and, having waited till the time was right, Abdullah Nerdly assumes the role of legal man. Still woozy from the blow sustained moments ago, Leon Rodez walks into a flurry of high leg kicks that stagger the Grand Rapids Golden Child. Following a series of forearm smashes, Rodez is whipped to the corner, but Zack Malibu cushions the impact by throwing himself onto the top turnbuckle, shooting Leon Rodez back out at Abdullah who’s leveled by a flying forearm! An exchange is made and Zack Malibu nails Abdullah Nerdly with his trademark Zack Attack! Expecting company, Zack leaps to his feet and backdrops Christian Wright. About to be sent for the ride, Theodore Moneymaker throws himself on the top turnbuckle ala Zack earlier to soften CW‘s landing, but the Franchise redirects the Natural towards the Usual Suspects corner and punts Moneymaker in the air...CROTCHING HIM ON THE TOP ROPE!

MONEYMAKER
:o

The Billion Dollar Heir crumbles to the apron in pain, blues and agony as Zack Malibu delivers a tongue lashing on his way back towards the center of the ring, turning into the direction of a SPINNING HEEL KICK from Abdullah Nerdly! 

COACH
That’s what you get for showboating, preppie. Who’s the big man on campus now? Sure as hell isn’t you anymore! 

Christian Wright receives the tag and waits for Abdullah to turn Zack over in a Boston Crab before coming down with a middle rope elbow drop! 

ONE!

TWO!

KICKOUT!

Wright shoves Malibu into the Enterprise corner and brutalizes him with European uppercuts, forcing special referee Tony Brannigan to step in and back CW away. The Natural more than happy to oblige as Theodore Moneymaker and Abdullah Nerdly club Zack like a baby seal behind Tony’s back! 

COLE
Zack Malibu being assaulted in the corner. 

COACH
A walk in the park compared to what Mackenzie DeCenzo experienced.  

Speaking of Miss DeCenzo, she cheers her team on as they hammer Zack, who displays that baby face fire which made him the franchise by fighting back!

COLE
The Franchise’s stock is rising!

COACH
Hulking Up that ain't. 

Freed out of the corner, standing between Zack and the tag is Christian Wright. Malibu leapfrogs a spear and Wright posts himself! The Usual Suspects tag and the crowd explodes. Leon Rodez a human pinball machine bouncing off bodies and hitting anything that moves, or so it seems. Rolling sole BUTT kick to the gut puts CW in prime position for the EXPLODER SUPLEX! 

ONE!

TWO!

NO!

Save by Theodore Moneymaker. The Billion Dollar Heir returns to the apron laughing and pointing to his head, but fails to hear Abdullah’s warning and is dropkicked by Rodez onto the guardrail below! Abdullah takes a swing at Leon to divert his attention as Christian breaths up the rear, but the New Age Love Machine isn’t stupid, taking the Natural down with a drop toehold. With CW slumped on the middle rope Leon does a little dance and shoots off the ropes, crashing all his weight... NO! Mackenzie DeCenzo shoves Christian aside and Abdullah whacks Leon with a roundhouse kick!

Edited September 1, 2008 by Patty O'Green

[Zack Malibu 0]

No problem, I'll get to work on it ASAP.

 

Also, I'll have a promo for HeldDOWN~! either late tonight or tomorrow, depending on what I can get done since I'm at work.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Here comes the latter part of the match, unfinished of course!

 

COLE

Nerdly caught the Suspect coming with that kick, and put him down!

 

Wright rolls out of the ring, being tended to by Mackie while Abdullah pulls Leon up and does a mocking performance of Leon's dance steps before swinging with a right...that gets blocked! Leon jabs, and jabs, and jabs, then starts doing his own dance to a huge pop...but Abdullah cuts it off with a kick to the gut! Leon gets sent to the ropes, but puts the brakes on and strikes Nerdly with a kick as he ducks for a back bodydrop...but then Moneymaker runs across the apron and jerks Rodez down by reaching over the ropes and snapping his head back! Tony Brannigan is again unimpressed with his cousins actions as he leads him back to his corner...and as Leon rises to his feet, Christian Wright slides back into the ring and drills him in the back with a kneedrop that sends Leon out to the floor, on The Enterprises side of the ring!

 

COACH

Smart thinking! Looks like the former tag team champions aren't showing unity like they used to!

 

COLE

There's a difference between unity and underhanded tactics, Coach. Take a guess which on The Enterprise are using here tonight!

 

Brannigan turns around to see Christian Wright backing away, and now he pays attention to him, scolding him for coming back in while being the illegal man...and THIS distraction works against poor Leon, as Moneymaker jogs across the apron and comes down with an axehandle that floors the In Crowd member! Moneymaker pulls Leon up and rolls him back into the ring, and while Wright is exiting, Nerdly grabs Leon and pulls him away from the ropes, holding on for a near fall!

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

NO! KICKOUT!

 

COLE

Leon escapes that fall, keeping The Usual Suspects in this one!

 

Abdullah pulls Leon up and takes him by the head, throwing him into The Enterprise corner, where he makes the tag to Moneymaker. Together, the two each take an arm and pull Leon out of the corner, but rather than send him across the ring, then hurl him backwards, slamming his back against the corner! Moneymaker then uses several kneelifts to weaken Leon, and then makes a tag to Wright, who comes in and uses a series of shoulderblocks to further take the wind out of him as Moneymaker watches on! Wright then pulls Leon out of the corner and uses a snap suplex, then hits the ropes and falls forward with an elbowdrop across the throat of his opponent, then pins him against the mat forcefully, going for the victory!

 

ONE!

 

TWO!

 

NO!

 

COLE

The Enterprise functioning as a cohesive unit here, keeping Rodez at bay and as far away from Malibu as possible.

 

COACH

Which is good for them!

 

COLE

And good for Zack, because while it might be agonizing to watch his partner get worked over, he's gaining some valuable recuperation time!

 

Malibu rallies the crowd, leading them in their chant of "LE-ON!" "LE-ON!" as Abdullah has him trapped in a chinlock. The spiritual adviser wrenches Leon's head, cranking his neck in directions it wasn't meant to go, all while Malibu is forced to look on and helplessly await the tag! Tony Brannigan keeps an eye on his cousins crew, making sure they aren't continuing with their typical heel shenanigans, as Abdullah pulls Leon up and traps him in a front facelock, then hammers him across the back!

 

COLE

Abdullah Nerdly slowing the pace down, and continuing to work over Leon Rodez.

 

Abdullah clubs Leon across the back, but Leon manages to shove him away and then starts moving towards Zack, but as he does Abduallah comes back up behind him and traps him in a sleeperhold!

 

COACH

Good night, little Leon!

 

The crowd gasps as Leon fights to stay awake, looking to battle his way out of the hold. Moneymaker cackles over in his corner as Nerdly smiles at his employer, proud to be the one putting their rival down! Leon struggles, but starts to fall to the pressure of the hold, dropping to one knee! Nerdly keeps the hold cinched in, and Brannigan leans in, checking to see if Rodez has gone off to dreamland!

 

"LE-ON!"

 

"LE-ON!"

 

Malibu pounds on the turnbuckle, rallying the crowd as much as possible in an effort to keep Leon alive in this contest! Nerdly shouts at the crowd to shut up, but it only motivates them to chant louder, feeding into Leon's motivation! Slowly, Leon starts to power up, trying to find a way out...and when he reaches back and grabs Nerdly by the head, he jumps downward and jars him by bringing his head down on top of his own with a jawbreaker! Nerdly staggers back, while a weary Leon crawls, eventually pushing up to his feet. Nerdly charges in but Leon drops the head and sends him up and over with a back bodydrop, then dives for his corner, slapping Zack Malibu's extended hand and making the legal tag!

 

COLE

Heeeeeeeeere we go!

 

The crowd roars as Zack slingshots in, nailing Nerdly with a leaping lariat mere seconds after he gets to his feet! Christian Wright charges in but finds himself hiptossed over! Zack stares down Moneymaker, and as the

[Patty O'Green 0]

Word 2 the streets, intros have been edited in. I'm bringing back the entrance game like Ice T brought back pimpin!

[Zack Malibu 0]

Word 2 the streets, intros have been edited in. I'm bringing back the entrance game like Ice T brought back pimpin!

I'll finish up the match today. I have some surprise Labor Day plans sprung on me and wasn't home the last few days. Also, I'm having to deal with The Pit having been deleted, and helping figure out how to get that back up and running.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Ugh, sorry to do this guys, but this is going to have to wait at least until tomorrow now. The Pit got shut down without warning, and I've been helping to start that anew, on top of returning to work after three days off. If someone, ANYONE can add or even finish the match I'll love 'em for it (not literally), but there's been so much going on the last few days I've only been able to do random checkins to TSM and not a lot of match writing. I hope you can understand where I'm coming from.

[King Cucaracha 0]

No sweat, I've got it, although I can't remember if you guys filled me in on the final ending or not. So, *fingers crossed*

 

 

EDIT: DONE! I rule.

Edited September 4, 2008 by King Cucaracha

[Zack Malibu 0]

Thanks KC.