The Caption and Fantasy Soundbite Contest Thread

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Let's all take a break from ripping Marvin a new one and focus on the real enemy: politicians.

 

Caption this:

 

1.

 

[Nightwing 0]

"Joe Biden got increasingly frustrated with Republican negotiations regarding the VP debate, saying there was 'no way' he'd commit to a 'swimsuit competition'."

[BruiserKC 0]

Biden was brought to the shocking realization that the old trick of imagining your audience in your underwear before speaking is not a good idea if Helen Thomas and Robert Novak are part of the audience.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

"Joe Biden's reaction to the news that Katie's Cafe on Union Street in Wilmington DE was not only never located on Union Street but also closed over 20 years ago"

[Guest Smues]

Even Joe Biden can't believe it's not butter.

[Maztinho 0]

JUDO CHOP~!

[Lord of The Curry 0]

This isn't a photo or anything but I think it anything it'd belong here rather then the actual political thread...

 

 

The look on Biden's face caps it off.

[Maztinho 0]

It's as relevant as Marvin's posts.

 

AMIRITE?

 

And I like Marv.

[Gary Floyd 0]

This isn't a photo or anything but I think it anything it'd belong here rather then the actual political thread...

 

 

The look on Biden's face caps it off.

I love this picture.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Honestly, Joe couldn't have a better reaction to that. Him pursing his lips give it the whole "Yeah, that's what I'm talking about" kinda vibe.

[At Home 0]

[Guest Smues]

"Cracka stole my mic"

[Lord of The Curry 0]

"You gonna get raped"

[SuperJerk 0]

"My friends, that camera's out of focus, my friends."

[Lord of The Curry 0]

McCain must have set a record for usage of "pork-barrel spending", "earmarks" and "my friends" the other night. It was insane how much he said that shit.

[Art Sandusky 0]

(FOX Photo Wire - Violent madman Barack Obama contemplates strangling Republican nominee John McCain during their town hall style debate Tuesday night in Nashville, TN.)

[SuperJerk 0]

[Guest C*Z*E*C*H]

 

 

[Gary Floyd 0]

"I'm the King of Rock..."

[The Amazing Rando 0]

 

"My friends, it must be Tuesday. He was wearing his cornflower blue tie, my friends."

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

"I'll be showin' her my 'o-face'. Oh! Oh!"

[Maztinho 0]

 

John McCain getting BUTT Touched By an Angel.

 

[BruiserKC 0]

Oh, wow...I'd definitely be on Michelle Malkin like Bin Laden on a prayer rug. She looks FIIIIINNNE!

[RepoMan 0]

 

Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational battle station.

 

[SuperJerk 0]

[At Home 0]

Member of the audience: "Governor Palin, does the McCain-Palin campaign support a centralized democratic government to govern over all of Iraq, or do you favor splitting the state to allocate Shiite and Sunni muslims? Furthermore, if the first plan is supported, how would the McCain-Palin administration solve the ever-mounting problems between the two factions? Also, how would the McCain administration specifically support the growth of democracy in the Middle East-- would it potentially come into conflict with theocratic rulers already in place?"

 

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

"Well, how did I get here?"

[Slayer 0]

"I dunno how that fetus got in there..."

[RepoMan 0]

You want the state to pay for your rape kit?

[Lord of The Curry 0]

"No, seriously. I don't know what the difference is between a pit bull or hockey mom."